#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Tortoise - S/T

Mutes "Bowie"

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Nowhere - Ride

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying open.spotify.com/album/3kEtdS...

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Dry - PJ Harvey

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Spoonfed Hybrid - S/T

OVO being absolutely OVO there by sending us an email yesterday saying they were sorry for the error and we were now about £2,800 in credit, then sending one today saying we were £1600 in arrears.

Ooh, LA Confidential on Film4. One more Christmas film won't hurt.

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#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Selected Ambient Works 85-92 - Aphex Twin

A Dinked edition I actually want? Heaven's above.

American/British food discourse, is it.

Hey cricket fans, best get your "Cricket? Bloody hell" tweets ready for tomorrow, just in case.

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Spanking Machine - Babes in Toyland

A colleague, who is about my age, just shared this with us - "I went to buy a new mobile last night. The young kid serving me asked if I knew how to use a computer so I could read the Terms and Conditions. He even showed me how to scroll with the mouse."

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Repeater - Fugazi

Well The Phoenician Scheme lived up to expectations in that I've never met a Wes Anderson film I haven't wanted to switch off after 25 minutes.

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Accelerator - The Future Sound of London

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Eleven: Eleven - Come

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Dummy - Portishead

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Springtime - Levellers 5

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Open Doors, Closed Windows - Disco Inferno (Well, the second disc of the In Debt compilation, but it's the same thing)

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Pigeonhole - New Fast Automatic Daffodils

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Sabresonic - The Sabres of Paradise

We've just booked to go to Bermuda again in June, this time taking a very excited Polly. Which is nice.

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#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Ultimate Alternative Wavers - Built to Spill

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) - Wu-Tang Clan

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Cor-Crane Secret - Polvo

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Bring It Down - Madder Rose

Just bought myself a mini chainsaw

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Peng! - Stereolab

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Cleopatra Grip - The Heart Throbs

#5DebutAlbums9094 #NowPlaying Hex - Bark Psychosis

Get ready. They're armed and they're coming for us.

About to go round my stepdaughter's to help hang a door despite lacking the proper tools or requisite DIY skills, but with a sense of impending dread. FYI, the previous door was kicked down yesterday when her three-year-old managed to lock himself in the bathroom yesterday.

Enjoyed Sinners, despite having to put the subtitles on to understand what they were saying.

It's cold as a witch's tit. Or one of whoever left this here.

Out for a walk. Bit fresh.

Elvis was a shit dancer.

Perfect timing there as some twat let off a load of fireworks just as I took the dogs out for their evening piss.

At this time a year ago I was just about to start a very weird and frightening two weeks.

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I find a good way of avoiding all these awful things on TV is by not watching them.

#FallFriday C'mon, who else forgot today was Friday-ah?

If I didn't already have it, I'd be all over this.

Introducing myself with what almost killed me. I'm about five and I've just swallowed a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille, which has lodged in my windpipe. I'm turning blue and everyone is panicking, but my dad arrives home from work, sticks his fingers down my throat and pulls the cursed sweetie out.

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As usual when I go to book time off, the fucking week I want is the only one that's already been booked by someone else.