Adam Friedman is immortal, this proves it

I only buy car insurance from the company that puts out the stupidest commercials

does Jeff Bridges really need the money that bad? what the fuck

I wrote about the ascendance of Bari Weiss from a hack columnist to media royalty, and what it means for the future of CBS News.

““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+

used my day recovering from hotel event catering induced food poisoning to finally plow through Alien: Earth and I gotta say that show stinks about as bad as what has been leaving my body all day

wife works for Starbucks and avoided the recent purge, froed gave her a Brian Nicols "voodoo doll" and the kitten loves attacking it

whats Sandler doing there in the foreground?

we need a hero sandwich of the left

we need a ‘Heroes‘ by David Bowie (1977) of the left

walking to the corner store this morning and I saw a crisp foleded dollar bill on the ground, went to pick it up and somebody had wiped their ass on the folded side, fucking brutal

It's suspicious is all I'm saying What was he doing with all of that blood and in his neck of all places

so I guess domestic Gladio goes both ways?

if you live in an apartment building naming your wifi network "We Can Hear You Having Sex" is an all timer

I’m your private browser your browser for money view what you want me to view

you telling me this corner is a kitty?

@pftompkins.bsky.social hey man, this dog thinks you taste like ice cream

watched Abel Ferrera's The Funeral last night and Chris Penn was so great

Blue Angels are out today making a big ruckus and my pet theory is they're doing practice targeting runs for the inevitable

I reviewed the Tesla Diner, congrats to me on my new career as a food critic

“Move fast and break toilets”

free backrubs at 100 followers!

when reflecting on Ibsen's many works (as one often does!) I must say that I always come back to his performance as Dr Klopeck in the film "The 'Burbs" as his towering achievement

rip Ozzy m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7JD...

hello

why do I, a grown man, with a heavily blemished driving record, know what a Labooboo is? what is this existence?

mmmm.... poached cheese

hopefully some ukraine flag globe emoji twitter nutjob fell in love with the old grok and decides to take appropriate measures against the person responsible

The kind of silly shit the internet used to be about

I was a PA for a music venue and had to drive John Popper from his hotel and all he talked about the whole way was how the Mann Act was created to abuse musicians

Britain has made it a crime punishable by 14 years in prison for not worshipping Israel so if any of you royalist demons thats swim around my mentions open your graveyard mouths to release some eel-reeking gup about "western democracy" I will give you your first-ever dentist appointment

my kitten is in heat and our appointment to spay her isn't till the end of the month, anybody got any puberty blockers to spare?

fuck me what are these fucking people all celebrating with fireworks for?

Going Heathcliff mode on that thang 🤣🤣😳 (sucking a dick and when I pull the dick out of my mouth there's just a little dick skeleton left)

happy grimdepenance day

Brightening your timeline with a couple of minutes of Siskel & Ebert dunking on the Protestants youtu.be/ALFpRJKnK2U

super hungry and got a wild hair for some mcnuggets so went to mcDs drive thru, got home and they gave me the wrong order. too hungry to care I ate a mcDs cheeseburger for the first time in prob 30 years. utter dogshit. I think the fact that people eat these voluntariy is completely insane.

movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs (no sw, st, or lotr)

bed is a time machine that takes you to work

uhhhh, did everyone else know that the guy who was Starscream and Cobra Commander was also the original Mr Burns & Moe? because I certainly did not en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...

I met all the guys from Super Troopers at Pike Place Market and they were all super chill

if you never talk to strangers on planes you're never joining the mile high club

man, I should plug in my Dreamcast and check in with Seaman, he's probably pretty lonely in there