Dr Whitaker has had it too good for too long, being the cute puppydog guy. In season 3 I predict something will subvert that, possibly a mean streak, a fuckup, or an ugly emotional outburst,

Clever of Claude AI to use that MF DOOM track in that ad. Selling AI with a track produced by a literal supervillain.

i'm going to be shaking my cane at my grandchildren going "you used to be able to search for a file name, and the computer would find it!" and they'll be like grandma you dumb chud. everyone knows the computer doesn't do anything.

The fucking truck dealership ad music is killing me

You certainly aren’t gonna win anything by referring to the United Heathcare CEO as “defenseless and innocent” like idk if youve checked an opinion poll on that.

Funny to remember, the christofascist eschatology around Israel is a mostly Protestant thing. The Catholics trying to cling on are NGMI.

Liberals say shit like this and what they mean by ride to battle is vote

Look he also rescheduled weed and made the tax stamp for suppressors $0, stopped clock is right twice a day, doesn’t mean I’m gonna like him.

A new galactic adventure awaits! 🍄🚀 The Super Mario Galaxy Game Movie now in theaters.

“Fine I’ll just fuck off then” We can’t as cishet white guys respond to shit like this by just bailing. Learn some humility, learn to apologize, this right here is coward shit.

Yeah I mean realistically this is how Iran is gonna get its reparations if a peace deal happens.

And remember, according to these people, all Palestinians are terrorists

I would like to go and ask them questions, like “do you enjoy working full-time at the airport now” and “what’s the real reason you’re here”

I’m glad Timothee Chalamet is kind of an annoying douche, that’s probably good that we have those. Really hope he never does anything seriously bad, and just remains annoying and good in movies.

how about Michelangelo’s Keith David, and it’s a naked marble statue of Keith David

Can’t wait till I’m selling my own neural processing time to pay rent.

Fuck you, Vichy opposition! Democrats say “oh no! Trans rights are too unpopular” when it polls *slightly* underwater on a *few* polls but the bombing of Iran, which is wildly unpopular? You’ll happily just throw money at that? Fuck you!

I got caught in quicksand 2 years ago and had to squirm out like a snake

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

The man is *addicted* to white liberalism.

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

The whole paper identities people keep on their dashboards? Those are free. I have 15 identities.

Moore was right again.

ICE is able to track any phone without a warrant or subpoena because this system does not rely on cell-tower signals, but on "voluntarily disclosed" information from all sorts of apps you've given location permissions to. Ever wondered why an app needs your location? To sell it, of course.

I don’t know how you could call Americans in 2025, on the whole, anything other than cowardly. Exceptions due where exceptions apply, but history will not be looking kindly on this generation unless things shift drastically.

Can someone please look at this and tell me, did an LLM write it or is what passes for journalism really this fucking stupid.

I am, more then ever, wildly suspicious of anyone like talking openly about their desire to see harm befall various political leaders, see the overthrow of the government, etc. on bluesky.

Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right? Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck

I fundamentally disagree. I think we’re done here.

Merry Christmas and happy new year to my few bsky mutuals.

RIP James Ransone. Good actor.

fine let's hear the guy out

Idea for nofap blackpill communities: measure the lifetime ratio of your jacking off to having sex, develop a cruel and strict value hierarchy based on that ratio, claim “alpha males” are at 1:1 or better. This will do numbers.

It just occurred to me that vegans think nobody should eat cheese ever again. Which, seems like even more of an uphill battle than the meat. I cannot imagine never eating melted cheese again that’s crazy it’s like foundational to the concept of rich food.

Advancements in surveillance technology mean that authorities have unprecedented access to your data. They can correlate phone logs and data leaks to identify you, sales data from stores and license plate camera databases to learn your routines. But, they can’t process all of it

It’s important to remember Tarantino ALSO thinks the best movies of all time are like random schlock from the 70s that nobody fucking cares about. The man is not respected for his opinions lol he’s respected for making a bunch of movies that a ton of people really like.

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

It’s p funny that Stephen Miller didn’t even try to capture his writing style.

i have a truly disturbing prediction: Adam Friedland will host SNL within the next year

Trump probably shoulda just been mayor of ny. That’d have made sense.

Hey look Stancil was right about something again. Cool.

Mamdani knows trump is the most easily manipulated idiot on the planet and played him like a fiddle. It's amazing what can be done when you can stand up to a bully because billionaires don't own your ass. Ahem @schumer.senate.gov

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Wait people are mad Mamdani blew smoke up trumps ass? Wasn’t that like, really obviously the plan from the beginning? Like if you have to deal with Trump, pandering to his ego is like the exact obvious way to do it idk how that’s unexpected.

I find 2001: A Space Odyssey pretty boring but I also recognize that as a symptom of severe mental illness brought on by spending 75% of my life hooked up to a constant immediate drip of dopamine from modern media dynamics.