Just walked by a dozen dolls smoking outside a bar 🥹 Moments like these, I wish I had a way to signal that I'm trans too and not yet another bearded Andersonville cis gay

In honor of the holidays, here's the gift of a thirst trap

In an attempt to create the most magical tboy artifact in existence, I got @noahwaybabes.bsky.social to add his autograph alongside Gottmik's on my Steamworks card I hope when I die this gets put in an LGBTQ history museum 😂💖

Next 2 NTHN was fantastic last night. I feel healed by being around so many trans people 🥺

In an attempt to create the most magical tboy artifact in existence, I got @noahwaybabes.bsky.social to add his autograph alongside Gottmik's on my Steamworks card I hope when I die this gets put in an LGBTQ history museum 😂💖

Really struggling to figure out what to wear to Next to NTHN tonight How do you dress slutty when it's 4 degrees out? 🥶

A trans music and art festival in Chicago?!? Amazing, something to look forward to next year

I'm not hunting for a Horse Meat Disco ticket unless someone explicitly tells me they were looking forward to seeing me there I've grown tired of paying $30 to be ignored by cis gay men and stand in line for a bathroom forever because people are slow at doing bumps I can play disco music at home 🙃

things that make me think less of someone in a slight yet irreversible way: -not opting to be an organ donor -drunk driving -bringing unnecessary personal beef onto social media -preferring mined diamonds over lab grown (unless vintage/secondhand) -only friends with people they’d fuck

Starting to think the only way I'm going to find a boyfriend is whenever mainstream media decides it's ready for the unhinged shenanigans of a transmasc bisexual Bachelor

Back on my 3am post-Smartbar White Castle pipeline

chicago is under a federally funded terrorist attack and we are just supposed to ignore it, keep walking, go to work & shut up

Happy Horse Meat Disco 🐴🥩🪩

I'm the Chicago Eagle Yes I'm the real Eagle All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating So won't the real Eagle please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

I hate my new job because I can't go to Queen anymore Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭

New York City is just a suburb of Chicago

Off to Ptown for the first time! I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊

Finally, the autoerotic asphyxiation Pokémon we've all been waiting for

During Market Days, an older gay with a thick accent came up to me, pointed at my tdick, and asked, "Is it condition?" Me: 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ No, I'm trans Him: ...? Me: I was born female Him: *continued confused look* Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy Him: But how Me: Testosterone makes it grow Him: 😮🤯🤔😳

"but seriously, what's the tea on the boots pasta table" I cry as they wheel me off to the hospital to check if I've had a stroke

I can't stop laughing about the Market Days moment when a very hot daddy, with complete earnesty, sexily whispered into my ear: "Good boy... or whatever" I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂

My transmasc Ari(el) lewk for Bump tonight may be my favorite one ever It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲

Can't get out of bed for a noon gay brunch one block from me, but I'm somehow supposed to make it to beach afters tonight? I'm too old for Market Days 😂

Someone kick this guy in the nuts and see how much he likes balls now Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days

Merry Fagmas Eve, Chicago

Time for my yearly prayer that I will not be the only trans guy at Market Days

It's the Monday *before* Market Days and I'm already exhausted I'm doomed

If you don't want to get spit at while driving a cybertruck, stop driving a cybertruck

No, autogyrophilia is when you're sexually aroused by yourself and you're a Greek tboy

Literally PLEADING with men to ask questions AND (getting greedy here) genuinely care about the answers

80% of the conversations I've had in the new Charlie's are about how bad the new Charlie's is

"individuals with mental illness who pose risks to themselves" sure sounds like a term this administration would say applies to trans people, doesnt it

days are too short these days. a girl can't even afford several hours of languishing in bed anymore.

I, a Neuroscience PhD who is Very Online, am formally giving all other Very Online leftists permission to take the weekend off to touch grass & spiritually recharge. US Fascism leveled up significantly this week, and it’s a lot to f*cking process.

Can someone explain to this crotchety old man why Gen Z doesn't dance while they're on a dance floor Disco at Roscoe's was like being in a coma ward Like, if you want to stare into space like a zombie, do it in the 90% of the bar not explicitly designated for dancing?

Fantastic read, and yes I recognize the profound irony of posting this from my alt

Mega Dragonite hasn't even been out for a day and it already has 22 submissions to Rule34 Genuinely impressed by how fast furry artists work lmao

every orgasm is an opportunity to reassign a few skill points

I feel contractually obligated to go to @steamworkschi.bsky.social ftm night but I'm so tired 😩 Mondays are so rough after a weekend of partying capped off by Queen, and it only happening once a month gives me such fomo Can we please rebrand to T4T Tuesdays and add more trans events 🥺

Does anyone know where I can buy a cat equivalent of a pup mask / catwoman-esq leather mask?

I have mixed feelings about "passing," but I do love taking my shirt off and shocking some tboy I've been dancing with that yes, I am also transmasc. Just a rare giant Would have been 6'6" with a Y chromosome 🥲

This is gonna be good 👀

the world needs a tboy bowling league

Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap

Biblically accurate dildo

As a 5'11 trans guy who has had no trouble attracting people of every gender and height, before and after I transitioned... Maybe you just suck, dude

power breeds confidence confidence breeds power

pride parade is the one day of the year im not a jaded existentialist. you take a step back and remember not everything is about you. it’s for all the semi-out lgbts from small towns who are excited to be around other people and do their big one. and then it’s too cute.

Was tempted to go to T4T night at Jackhammer, but paying $40 to be extremely awkward around women felt way too straight for me 😂

Pretty much.