Trans girl fashion is fine actually, you just hate gay ppl

reminder that even if your house is trapped in ice and nobody can go anywhere or do anything, you still have to take your PrEP

oh Taylor Swift, bless your heart. you're gonna need a way bigger cock to give me the sleepless night i've been dreaming of.

a fascist did her brows this weekend, did you?

y'all i finally got topped and i think it might've actually fixed me

this but with a needle and in my ass

what is cum but the cocaine of the soul?

My doctor did warn that "Becoming the world's sin-eater" was a possible side-effect of HRT.

how am i supposed to express my gender with all these layers on? you can't even see my rockin tits.

winter is transmisogynistic

awrapt each one within her cover asleep a worm, awake another so it is she never dies instead becoming butterflies (i found this on the back of a receipt. i don't remember writing it, but it's in my hand and has editing marks all over it, so i must've written it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

this artist has definitely seen a star war

Archaeologists: No one knows why the gallae wore feminine clothes and lived as women after they castrated themselves. Maybe they were both Attis and Cybele at the same time? Roman Carver: So this is supposed to be attis, right? Who became a girl? Better put tits on her so everyone knows

do Mackenzie Davis and Aubrey Plaza know they don't have to only *play* lesbians

you say you're: a man? i believe you. a woman? i believe you. neither? both? something else? sometimes one, sometimes another? i believe you. plural? i believe you. a puppy? i fucking believe you. it's not up to me or anyone else how you experience your self or how you relate to the world.

i wish Johnny Cash had done a cover of "Closer" before he died

so yeah i got drunk enough to do karaoke last night

This whole administration is laser focused on torturing and murdering children. Sick kids, queer kids, brown kids, kids living in places they want to dump industrial waste, poor kids, etc, they don't give a fuck as long as those kids suffer and die.

a sequel: cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”

universal translator with the voice and personality of a fourteen year-old girl whose parents are going through a messy divorce

polyamory is great because if you don't want to beat your own wife, you can beat me instead and keep your property safe

nánne pusan nimð se unreccere gif he nyle his wóh gerihtan

gazing wistfully into the mirror as i brush the dried cum out of my hair

like i want more stat but i also don't want to spook her by letting on just how crazy i am

all my bras are now really uncomfortable. suffering_from_success.jpg

how long are you supposed to wait before asking a girl for more bite marks?

𝘱𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘦𝘸

i was socialized by the Super Nintendo. no matter how i try to change my appearance, i only know how to behave like Megaman X.

feeling orchestral the way i'm swelling to crescendo for the climax

i have the house to myself. turning off all the lights, lighting some scented candles, scattering some rose petals, pouring myself a lil glass of wine, putting on Interview with the Vampire

"reflect on one thing you're proud of yourself for" can we please do something else, Finch? i am too hungover for this to do anything but wreck my confidence

posting is a bit like poetry. you gotta be moved by misery to do it properly.

i wish i had some quip but i'm in too good a mood tbh :3

this is my finest work. everything i've ever done and everything i ever thought i could be, all came together into one skeet and became "three Daniels".

the best advice i can offer chasers out there is to start a rustlang meetup

it was really hard to find a pic from 10 years ago so deal with the angle

i got a kiss tonight :3

i was just sitting here like "the recent golden age of television is over" when AMC kicked open the door with an old, ragged, cum-stained copy of an Anne Rice book and shouted GUESS WHAT FUJOS.

tell your doctor right away if you experience symptoms of low sodium blood level, such as eating a big bowl of chow mein for dinner and then deciding that a good dessert would be a pickle spear with mustard wrapped in a slice of sharp cheddar

new pohm. another sonnet technically, but a little more experimental than the last. i think Spenser would be proud.

the Secret of the Ooze is that it was made out of acetaminophen & puberty blockers

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

Yoooooo this is cool a fuck.

In 2025, lesbians need to up their game. U-Haul across the country? NO. Build a Gundam and fly it out of the atmosphere and to the space colonies to kiss your newtype girlfriend.

albeit way less Kafkaesque and horrifying

yesterday i got a driver's license and a letter congratulating me on being accepted to university. second puberty be just like first puberty fr.