ive not slept yet so technically this is mondays injection

please grant me the strength to not teehee a little bit every time i encounter the phrase, "load bearing", especially in contexts where a teehee is deeply inappropriate. i was promised that i would age out of toilet humor but its not happened yet has it ms abby?!?!

my cat will never be normal about treats

i need to be way more cringe this year

i made a Morrowind mod that makes Fargoth slightly curvier

Black Lives Matter LA: An off-duty ICE cop murdered a Black father on New Year’s Eve. Join community and extended family for a candlelight vigil in honor of #KeithPorter aka Pooter on SUNDAY AT 6PM AT 17171 Roscoe Blvd. in Northridge (where Brother Keith was slain). Bring candles. #AbolishICE

i cannot believe this shit but its also deeply believable

adderall is a conspiracy to keep the pathologically whimsical from enjoying lifes truest pleasure; abandoning all obligations in order to appreciate every cat at all times.

i am made of star dust and i am shitting and pissing star dust

cats are bastards

jane birkin did to brigitte bardot what chelsea manning did to elon musk, just more cigarettely.

rabbit and steel is deeply transbian coded

the best decision ive made all year is adding the taqueria across the street as a contact on my phone.

same director as everything everywhere all at once btw

necromancer mortician doomed yaoi

confessional glory hole

fake detransitioning to join the priesthood so i can secretly stay on hrt and have an extra legit femboy account on holyfans

huell howser on the california golden throne

all humor comes from body fluids

going to bed is actually having your brain take a piss

It's time to pass the law that service staff should be allowed to settle a dispute with one (1) customer per day, out in the fucking car park. If the member of staff is unwilling or unable themselves, they may nominate a champion from BOH

woke louis ck be like "house of leaves changed how i see writing"

genghis khan would have LOVED 2010

with one notable exception, everyone has some weird northerners to the north.

i NEED this

lawyers need to stop talking or offering analysis, you are no longer qualified to opine on anything. let historians speak instead.

me trying to compliment someone on being suave but dont want to assume their sexuality, "i bet u get maaaad gonads"

please daddy homogenize my multitudes

Dating a channer to bugchase mental illness

im just a girl

jesus was actually a suicidal pre-everything transfem poster irl but when she was talking about heaven she was mostly just like, "omg i hate bein alive, being dead is gonna fuckin RULE" and then thousands of years of cishet brainrot got us to where we are today

just saw angels egg and my ass 100% has a stem degree

capitalism's endgame is turning every hobby into a slaaneshi cult

straight turkin it

i need to sell these seashells by the seashore and i have she/her pronouns

This afternoon, OUSD sent an email alert to parents confirming ICE activity in West Oakland. We are re-sharing COYOTE's 'What We Can Do About ICE' guide to help our communities stay ready and empowered in alarming moments like this. Please share with your neighbors and friends.

- the avoidance of cringe is the denial of life itself - kill the boomer within you - do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self - through your struggles build solidarity for others’ - we must believe that we’re gonna be alright

where the nephilussy at

finally, quality content on youtube.

I AM STRONGER THAN TRADER JOES I AM STRONGER THAN TRADER JOES I AM STRONGER THAN TRADER JOES

"im a dumbass" is the modern era's "the only thing i know is that i know nothing"

pretty sure i have a brian disease

fightin for my life out here

nazis? in the pinball community? unbelievable!