sam abdltman

zojirushi magic wand with the "rice is ready" song when it turns on

suka pinakurat will be the harbinger of the next great vinegar cycle

2026 is the year of the vizier

need more rasputin types in my life. if you're a slithery guy with a long beard and schemes in the bay area hmu lets make it happen

if hard things were supposed to be frozen liquid things then why dont people make houses out of ice. IDIOTS

resin is over

if you're gonna claim that the world needs more of your offspring and that spewing out jizzlings is your moral duty, you gotta be way hotter than you actually are

decided on a code phrase in case someone properly convinces me they're on a time loop.

james dolan is a disgusting freak and MSG + the knicks + rangers should have every tax break repealed. what a vile enterprise of morally vacant parasites.

time to eat four avocados

no bedazzling supplies at the hardware store? woke has gone too far

slammin domperidone and headin to scotland so that cybersmith could suckle curdled milk from my withered teats

cybersmith could fix me

benjamin "futa" franklin

i do not care for people with the objectively bad opinion of "umm these leftists need a civics lesson dont they understand that the democrats are all widdle babies in minority positions and literally cant do anything"

love me some loudly pedantic fetishists

yay necrobinder

the best microblogging platform is your local municipality's 311 app.

i have more grievances

man i hate this fuckin guy

for all the financial idolatry we engage in, we really built some shit fuckin temples

any time i get sick, im personally holding every anti-vaxxer responsible for it. i dont care what the illness is, its their fault.

John Cena, Charles Barkley and Alan Ritchson headline a club I created called “Good Large Boys”.

takin ozempic so u can go crazy at hot pot and not gain weight

please, trans women, stop pairing hiking boots with a skirt. im happy for you etc, but please do something about your fuckass boots especially if you're rocking a software eng salary.

lookin to get into being a fin domme, just need to find someone into the idea of being casually debased and exploited by the avg butch dog walker

this manga has amazing spreads and so much potential. has a very interesting queer/trans reading as well.

gavin newsom fuckin sucks

critically underrated work

Mark Mothersbaugh is the man who taught nerds that it was ok to do cocaine

almost every food is better at 1am

just found out that one of the ramen spots near my apt is open till 330 am

i see new york times is manufacturing consent as always, so wanted to re-up this video from Mohammed El-Kurd and remember to: Boycott the nyt Divest from nyt Unsubscribe from nyt

He's been doing this exact same shit for years I got into his bigoted shit... Oh gods it was back when I was still on FACEBOOK. He's an incelic abominable amalgamation of Tate and Blanchard basically. He's pissy twinks are becoming less sexy specifically to HIM. That's literally the root of his BS

hmm why not simply read and share my essay about how the construction of "healthy" homosexual masculinity sustained consistent malicious conversion efforts against trans youth instead of all those other essays where gay guys do that trickymothernature.com/littlemissdy...

So the guy who wrote this steaming pile of shit is also responsible for this other steaming pile of shit. dude is just a straight up bigot. benappel.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

oh god i might be relatively normal

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

got a muni + bart pass for the first time in years. im gonna go on so many adventures and look at the local treats of so many liquor stores

im a fan of wrong quadrupeds. badgers, bobcats, binturongs, etc. you're not fooling me.

i wanna meet a binturong

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

omegaverse BRATTY OMEGA joe bastianich x ALPHA gordon ramsay

cryptids haven't made a comeback since the advent of smartphones because they've all been captured and their powers of prophecy have been used to guide epsteinites

kpop demon hunters is ICE propaganda

from now on, any time i see a conspiracy theory, im gonna try to strip out the bigotry and replace it with rich guys getting richer.