When you misunderstand “you should check out Snow Patrol”.

This got $200 million in economic development dollars is that bad?

Medgar FREAKING Evers They'll never stop.

Henry Cuéllar remains

Republican President: “The States are really agents for the federal government”.

Gotta get someone with experience with Jacoby Brissett.

Goddamn he thinks he’s so fucking edgy but for a split second you can see the self doubt creep in.

Siri, who makes up a government?

They killed Season 2 of the American version of “Life on Mars” leading to that shitty ending I’m sure of it.

A Discovery Zone in every strip mall

Holy shit US attorneys are troops now

No it fucking doesn’t! Raw milk comes right out of cows so drink it like that and get sick you little bitch.

I couldn’t imagine this going any better (derogatory)

“Despite receiving the endorsement of the leader of the party and sitting President of the United States” Seems like you missed some important context.

Really lending a lot of credence to nominative determinism.

New Infrastructure Week just dropped.

Hey who do you think came up with “Great Taste. Less Filling”? Bet they’re pretty set financially.

Singing my little song: 🎶 every accusation 🎶 is a confession

The unpublished Faulkner writings slap

These people are going to vomit through their eyes when they see that, like almost every Super Bowl that preceded it, this is the highest rated Super Bowl ever.

If you just cut through the Gordian Knot you will solve all of your problems.

Chair Company season 2 off to a hot start

Why can you say “Super Bowl champ” but then also have to refer to it as the “Big Game”? I’m genuinely asking.

“Residency” carrying so much weight its knees are buckling.

The scariest 30 minutes ever as the 3 dots keep going waiting for her to finish typing.

Even the most stoic of men are susceptible to the absolute stranglehold of dat ass.

Give me Rosie or GTFO

Dallas says what?

Divorced Maaaaan Gettin coffees

Lane Kiffin start a travel blog with the Red Beans and Rice guy

Watching Vanderbilt baseball.

Nobody in Texas went to UT.

What do you think is under that mask he wears every day?

I think people need to stop looking at certain things as profit centers and just accept that their value is in the benefits they provide.

Imagine saying this as incredulously as he does and then looking yourself in the mirror.

Considering the year we all know what Nat Geo it was and it explains so much.

These guys

Chilli Chai

I hate to keep saying it but every accusation from the right remains a confession.

Philip Glass ghosting like Jan Brady’s boyfriend.

Because they invested an early 1st round pick in a quarterback?

Years of evidence shows naming and identifying mass shooters only makes them more famous and amplifies their message further. So, go for it I guess.

That depends on if Kyle Shanahan stops beating players around the joints during practices.

Translation: Fuck that guy

BREAKING: Republican President announces opposition to open carry.

I recently saw a guy reading Crime and Punishment in a Starbucks. This feeels like that.