Great Hair Szn

If things stay true to form woke Skip Bayless should soon follow.

ELITE! PUBLC!

unfortunately the wanton destruction of government property is allowed without congressional approval if it “makes a really good metaphor”

We didn't spend 45 minutes picking a movie, just all week!

Kyle Shanahan is here to do three things: injure players through overuse, scheme around missing players, and chew bubblegum. And he’s all outta players.

@homefield.bsky.social 👀

Highway to the Danger Zone

Were the Chiefs. Our name is derived from an old Sheriff or Mayor or some shit everyone called “Chief”. We also do the tomahawk chop before games.

Mon Mothma can be my mom any time she wants.

GERMIE!!!!

Our QBs can’t even afford clothes for their bootlegs. Thanks a lot Obama.

All taunting penalties are bullshit

Dart and Skattebo

I know it seems ridiculous and potentially naive, but the thing that keeps coming back to me is how much this looks like something from another country the US government and media would use to scare you about, like, UBI or something.

Taunting penalty should be 5 points in fantasy.

Skattebo F bomb on the broadcast!

AJ DiLOLlon

He’s in the walls again.

This guy played baseball before mits

This should be a rule much like “if it looks cool it’s a catch”. Make a slick goof with the Judge, that’s a pardonin’.

Has anything great in your life happened because of acorns? Has anything great happened in your life because of female Cottonwood trees? Has anything great happened in your life because of fender flares? Fuck your navel gazing. Not everything has to add the human equivalent of shareholder value.

They did a whole fucking about this with Duce Staley after he rushed for a million yards against the Cowboys and then he basically disappeared so of course the NYT is just now picking up on it.

Mike Johnson’s favorite album is fife and drum music from Colonial Williamsburg.

Thanks for the heads-up, Ken. Really appreciate it. Hey, good luck with your secret infiltrations!

It's called "a face for radio" for a reason.

honestly, same

I mean

That delay of game.

Holy shit how is Trevor Lawrence somehow the worst at everything?

Who would’ve thought the one thing it seems JAX needs is a QB.

When Cooper Rush throws a pick and game flow is going in Justice Hill’s favor

Justin Fields playing the rest of the game in obvious passing situations. This should be good.

I had not, until a recent intentional effort, seen any of wha I would refer to as “bro films”. Examples included all of Rambo, all of Rocky, all of Predator, and most of the mob movies.

Zach Mettenberger!!!

Iamaleava Franklin on the tarmac

Every accusation a confession.

Been a while since we’ve seen a Sanchez turnover like this

Did not have “Mark Sanchez getting stabbed and arrested for being stabbed” on today’ bingo card.

He should start wearing the glasses under his helmet, as a treat for me.

Every day is hoodie season if you want it hard enough.

Oh Belichik is cooked cooked

Never think of rich and/or famous people as your friends. They’re not like you, their interests are divergent from yours, and they need you more than you need them.

Richard Dreyfuss at the end of Mr Hollands Opus looking ass

I’m very curious about “issuing letters to children”. What child receives mail? Are we allowing minors now to make their own legal decisions without representation?

Every. Accusation. A Confession.