I know this is trivial but one of the things I hate the most is how these dorks fuck up simple metaphors. It’s “gates”.

In honor of the passing of the honorable Senator Graham of course.

To piss you off that’s why.

Die

This is ludicrous. Everyone should have a working knowledge of the numbers and alternative names for every highway in their city, if only as a cultural signal.

Horseshoe Theory also true in technology.

Bruh

Then there are no true fans.

Ted Cruz - O, fleeing constituents

Gross gas, net gas who gives a shit

Yall Can we give her one damn day?

RELEASE THE GUNN CUT

You got it, sir. 🫡

Dude, it’s Jaws and it isn’t even close. Set during the 4th of July and multiple people in power choose money of the health and safety of their citizens.

FUCK YES!!!

Ew, David.

Also notable that Obama looks cool as Hell here.

All you can eat shrimp not bankrupting Red Lobster McDonald’s lady was severely burned and it was served at an unsafe temperature Y2K was a big deal but we fixed it These are topics I will defend way more rigorously than I should.

They’re such losers and dweebs they can’t even just corrupt the government to enrich themselves and fuck off. Instead, they’re going to use the government they bought to make everyone like them.

Who wants the country more, people who have some criticisms about the system and seek to change the system via democratic means or people who who hate everyone in this country that isn’t them and everything about this country that isn’t about them.

Paid a guy outside an LA Fitness to fix a dent in the hood of my 2016 Toyota Highlander.

All I have to say is; the President of the United States of America wrote this.

If actually love to see a correlation between sports success and cool mayor popularity. Does cool mayor mean championships or do championships make mayor cool?

Isn’t this how Emily Dickinson died?

Buried in this story is that 17 of the 30 stories of this new tower will be for parking. eedition.dallasnews.com/app/DAMONE/e...

Can he retire from Poncho ads on instagram?

Embraer’s Eve is a DLC for The Witcher III prove me wrong.

I don’t believe New Yorkers actually use “on line”. They just say it to be cute.

Again I am amazed that anyone is like YEAH THESE DORKS!

Someone cancelling their voter registration because Spencer Pratt did not win an election is good for Democracy in my opinion.

This is such a GABBO “I’m a bad widdle boy” face.

There needs to be a crossover event with Dr. Acula.

Joaquin Phoenix did this like 15 years ago.

If a stiff breeze hit Ted Cruz he’d get a massive boner cause it’d be the first time anything touched him in years.

Nelly Korda? The New York financier?

Showing emotion.

Singing this in Cher “do you believe in life after love” voice.

Man I saw Chris Wright speak a few years ago and when he got appointed I was like “yes. An adult in the room”.

The New York financier?

Oh yes, the good people of Plano will certainly ride the bus to the Stars game. Good call.

No we were JOKING!!!

Bari Weiss

Pass look cool tho

Trumbo was also the sound he made whenever he swing the bat.