found a boat

I have now spent more than 8 hours looking at miniatur wunderland

I'm having an extremely normal one here, watching accurate model train signaling

there was one reason I went to germany

the trains here are good

pissing my pants at the German border

@rollovereasy.org good morning from a plane in London, where I'm departing to Hamburg for the second part of a much needed vacation

what if the hamilton/burr duel had instead been a drag race between nitro-burning funny cars for all the marbles. i dont know what they were fighting over but it could have been settled on the track...

I'm really enchanted by London and wish I could cut and paste my life and try living here a bit

the average SFFD member would drop dead on sight of a London Street

leaving my initials in london

realized the other day as I was reading my book in a London park that I was actually enjoying myself, which was immediately followed with the stark realization that it had been a good few months of not having felt that

more London observations: + park game on point + cafes in every park - the definition of park is largely just "grass field"

learning in real time that my type might be, concerningly, british

no one in London can agree nor commit to which side of a walkway to use and it causes a great deal of difficulty

does ANYONE in SF want to help me move from 8:30am-12pm today? my bf landed himself in the hospital at 4am this morning and so I just lost my manpower/logistics guy for the day. plz dm me I can pay you like $100

In other local news, if you spend any amount of time out in Golden Gate Park or Sunset Dunes, you've probably seen the Dog Taxi cruising by. Unfortunately Joey the dog has needed a lot of expensive surgery and her owner is tapped out www.gofundme.com/f/get-the-do...

signed out of slack, gave my number to only two people, no one in the middle seat of my plane aisle. real proper vacation starting now

I am firing on all cylinders I better get that serious raise I asked for

I am so sleepy deprived

I can't believe the guacamole panna cotta was actually really good

Could ww3 hold off for a bit, I am finally going to be able to make it to guac off

the guacamole spreadsheet is mysterious and important work

HOW TO HIRE GERMAN TRANSLATOR QUICK (there are no english backstage tours at miniatur wunderland the day I am free to go)

I'm so lost in the sauce, planning the train I'm taking in Europe

it's an everyday occurrence forcing cyclists into traffic

Your regular reminder that waymos are one deploy away from driving aggressively and dangerously.

president xi the people yearn for good public transit

I have the opposite of a green thumb (ADHD)

This matters a lot more than his tweets.

Fuck Gavin Newsom

we need to fund this.

Gavin Newsom spent all summer posting Trump AI slop so he had no time to prevent the collapse of his state's economic engine

not only will i never vote for him ever again because he plays politics with incredibly important transit funding he hates trans people he kills the homelss he fails to protect our immigrant families among so many other things

*ahem* wedge in SF shop

it's amazing how much of my "wow you're so good at solving difficult problems really quickly!" is just actually reading the datasheet

I have trained Instagram to show me anteaters

Plop a laptop on this baby and I'm going "honk honk, JavaScript, honk honk, enterprise architecture, honk honk" in any weather condition. The bottom is a cooler full of Adderall. It is not for sale.

Where's my T-Mobile Muni metro service, SFMTA????????

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time for my annual attempt to use zelle followed by annual calling of support when it doesn't fucking work

have they studied the effects of dr pepper on paxlovid? Cause looking at my recovery rate I think I might be onto something here.

laying in bed, sick with covid, buying things from industrial closure auctions

i want a week of frozen time

did I mention my ceiling started leaking today

my b eans...

can't tell if the nausea is from the covid or from the paxlovid taste

nothing like a day without medication to remind me that I really just used to raw dog life