I think I've been sick for like 20% of 2026 so far.

My learnings from watching The Pitt: - wow I hate watching blood and gore more than I thought I did - This makes for a pretty good podcast style listening experience as I look away every 3 seconds

I'm losing my voice but it's currently at the balmer's peak of marge simpson impression

I am just now learning I worked next to 16th Street station (oakland) for an entire year and didn't go and look at it 😔

if you don't look like this, don't talk to me

I own exactly one jacket with a pocket large enough to fit an entire box of cheez its and it's not enough. If elected, I will make this my top priority.

oh my god there's evidence there's a second one somewhere in my apartment

this man has so much fun on stage

who up seeing masayoshi takanaka with their dad

>Cat feeder starts fritzing, throwing sensor errors, saying it's empty when full Ah fuck ok well I'm an electrical engineer let me take a look and see if there's anything obvious >Disassemble >Look inside >Slug

walgreens is the #2 seller of disappointment in this city

motherfuckers did it again. I can't keep changing hygiene products like this

What a misapplication of resources. Embarrassing stuff from the city, they cannot be bothered to provide safe infrastructure for people outside of cars and now want to focus on punishing them www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...

ALLONS-Y SLUTS WE'RE FUNDING THE MOTHER FUCKING BUS

"I was just scrolling bluesky and I saw, 'oh, Michael's slutting up to go to the park'" - Me, delivering coffee to the crew "This is why we post" - Michael

he is risen

in which @bsquiklehausen.com and I attempt to estimate torque

my bus driver is using bang-bang control to maintain the speed limit dawg, AC transit what are you doing

shout-out to the elderly man asking me how to get to the hospital, his daughter just had a kid

yes! yes!

people don't believe it but in 2026 the biggest problem that CAHSR has is not being fully funded

I think that's the first time the alert system has worked on my phone

the midnight madness gripped me and I have a terrible idea for a project

New video. It’s like when I upload a YouTube short, except this one’s long. I think you’ll be pretty shocked at just how absurd this truly law is 👀

the only way to beat Ivy is to out-compete it. Grow my passion fruit army, grow! Reinforcements are needed!

I cannot win this war but I can make the fucker bleed. Fuck ivy

my milkshake brings all the orange cats to the yard

really liking the new MTC regional wayfinding

riding God's most sinful creation (the samTrans ECR)

after sticking my waterlogged laptop behind the server rack, it works again! my laptop 🤝 frozen pizza 15-20 minutes at 350°F

my EpiPen can have a little LaCroix, as a treat

good news: I have been freed from the burdens of the work laptop for the day

easy

well well well if it isn't the consequences (having to figure out how to move a very tall lamp home right now) of my actions (lowballing someone for a cool lamp on Facebook marketplace)

good news: confirmed that my bag is waterproof! bad news: there was a 1" puddle at the bottom of it for about an hour from a punctured LaCroix can very bad news: my work laptop was in there

"I'm not gonna be as naive as to say I want to work for a company making things better, because ya know, *jazz hands*, we all live under the system of capitalism" - me, to a recruiter I think I forgot how to present myself as a corporate slave

at a wedding with people 5 years older than me and begging them to let me sleep at a reasonable time

when I die hold a pinball tournament and give the winner my ashes

I can't believe they got Gavin Newsom to star in Hoppers

tallest flame I've generated at work yet.

only mentioned Butlerian Jihad once. pretty good

today starts a few days of the annual all-staff workshop sessions at my job and every time someone calls on me I am living in fear that I'll drop my mask and start revealing my real opinions on this job, AI, everything

*pours one out for the 76X*

incredible things happening on car free jfk

the words "ai" "productivity" "workshop" ,"hackathon" and "fiesta" all just landed on one four hour long work calendar event and I might vomit

type of day that feels like falling down a staircase in slow motion

Every time I run a JLC quote I get simultaneously increasingly angry at how terrible American PCBA fab is, and increasingly concerned at how they're able to pull off that price. I think both train of thoughts are valid

this is who every dad is trying to be during their midlife crisis

my semi-monthly urge to build an organ has returned

You’re only “losing an hour” if you didn’t invest the hour you gained last fall in a high-yield debt instrument. Oh, you’re feeling a little sleepier than normal tomorrow morning? Some of us have been grinding since November