Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

me and my friends would’ve beaten monsignor wicks to death with hammers i can tell you that much

Instant all-timer here:

fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus

ok thanks i guess

HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS tries to solve Magik discourse. Bad comics are read, lessons are taught, but in the end, this is the beginning of my Uncool Era. buttondown.com/humbleyourse...

i do not trust people who don’t like the carmela/furio stuff in the sopranos

I just want to remind people that Louis CK masturbated in front of multiple colleagues over the course of many years many of whom because of it chose to leave the profession.

what do you mean they shot the saw episode of the creep tapes in the ACTUAL SAW BATHROOM

Nightmare Before Christmas chronicles the invasion of God's heaven by the sexual perverts of Hell

the newest creep tapes episode has some of the most insane escalation i’ve ever seen

tim seeley has never been a good writer

hey, new picture. variant cover for carmen red claw #3, out sometime next year from dark horse (visual pun intended)

One of the best stories I found while I was researching my book on Suspiria was that in between shooting, Argento would go drinking in Munich with Udo Kier, Fassbinder and Bowie. So wild that Argento is the only one left now.

oh THAT’S why trump likes him

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

While Keighley partied at the game awards with big names, their up and coming "future class" of game devs had to leave and have a meetup at a local starbucks instead. They were promised support & got basically nothing but disrespect & now they are getting canned www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...

the only way for mtg to earn even the possibility of forgiveness is to ***** *****

Oh so when TRUMP blows Clinton he gets to stay president but when Monica Lewinsky,

Olivia Nuzzi text: imagine us going away to a cabin n u taking me on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire 😈 🔥 RFK voice note: yEs YeS iN tHiS ScENaRiO i'Ve JuSt BuTChErEd ThE bEAr AnD wE LaY uPoN iTs StiLL sLiCk HiDe, WhiLe iTs MeAT MaRiNaTeS iN tHe BeAr'S UnVaCCiNaTeD jUiCeS

y’all voted for donald CLINTON trump?!?!

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

PLURIBUS, man

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

(michael caine alfred voice) what happens when we stumble into a fae world wearing sparkling, forbidden “plastic” clothes, master bruce? a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastics becomes obsessed with us. batman begin

GORE VERBINSKI IS FREE

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Especially given that besides the fact that the car in that movie is featured often and prominently, he thinks Blade Runner is a movie about a man named Blade Runner

This is genuinely top 5 dumbest thing any American politician has ever said. These fucking people.

if my radar is correct and rhea seehorn’s character in pluribus is a lesbian i’m gonna ascend

Zohran says you’re trans now

This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

andrew cuomo has died

WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A #DARKUNIVERSE

Captain Torture

the DHS socials are staffed by actual nazis designed to make posts that appeal to nazis, they want genuine believers in a white state. there is not a single ICE agent that “is just following orders”, they’re all buying into an intentionally fascistic project

Reminder that they're paying Campbell properly only after the studio disgustingly fired Melissa Barrera over her statements against genocide, which then led to Jenna Ortega quitting the franchise, so they were out their two leads.

grokipedia doesn’t have articles covering the gaza war or gaza genocide, but it does have ones on the “israel-hamas war” and “palestinian genocide accusation.” they’re as evil as you’d expect.

it was always going to end this way.