"you didn't need to understand what he's saying to understand his message" i've been saying this for years about converge but no one's letting them play the super bowl

convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing

DEX the assassin thief (Pet commission)

POPCORNT.BMF

David Lynch $?

eraserhead to spite her face

this is a rhea seehorn stan account

i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends

misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again

Oil City PA, infrared Sony A7iv w/ ir mod

Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.

my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers

wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised

fuckin same

fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist [This is a kitchen...they must cook here.] [Feel like I have seen this book before...] [I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse: fuck it, we'll do it live oh gooooood for you watch this drive who do you think you are, i am

they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7

can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park

girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard

people nowadays are talking about crashing out but not talking about the hbo original series crashing starring pete holmes, thankfully

they should've been calling it undertaker face not ahegao cuz he been doing it for longer

*man not understanding how to use the saying properly* doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today

my phone autocorrected chef's kiss to chef's loss and I now think that phrase should enter the lexicon somehow

we should all be thankful that dandruff falls out in little pieces and as not one big head shaped sheet of dead skin

i got the norovirus for valentine's day

I’ll get right on that

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Society is Ryan Dunn and Eddie Guerrero were still alive

bulder gate 3 good game

yeah I like tariffs. ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes

just bought these. to mock our soldiers

in our new neighborhood there are TWO houses with bi pride flags, and even as a bi guy i think that's two too many

society if frank zappa wrote lyrics as good as his music

communist yanni

i'm glad there isn't an instagram reels wrapped cuz it would say "your top rewatched reels is that one of hayley williams spitting into the air before singing burning down the house" and i don't need the world to know that

🎶 YINZERS = SHIT 🎶

🎶there's a penny in the floor and you're gone (baseball bat hitting keg) ****KW-THONK****🎶

Teens React To Part Of Vertical Horizon Song Where Narrator Reveals HE Is “Everything You Want” And “Everything You Need”

lotta middle aged white people with glasses at this mike birbiglia show

Is buckcherry on here yet

Milking a cow and, yep. She’s a chatter 🤦🏻‍♀️ Babe i dont care about your kid’s neck bell. Need to quittttttt

name a band that loves wind chimes more than the cure. you can't.

do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back

From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.

eating pussy like steve1989mreinfo

Flipping through Pluto TV (it's free TV) and the Roast of Bob Saget is on, and all the wrong people on the dais are dead. Saget, Gilbert, Norm, Greg Giraldo, all dead, but somehow Jeff Ross still walks among us

I think people who say "that would be a great album cover" have never seen an album cover in their entire life

you couldn't make the bloodhound gangs song the bad touch today because kids don't know what the discovery channel is

**bluesky exclusive** seeing Weezer on Tuesday for the first time since 2005