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the procedure was a complete success.
"you didn't need to understand what he's saying to understand his message" i've been saying this for years about converge but no one's letting them play the super bowl
3 days ago
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concrete halloween
4 days ago
convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing
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Justin McElroy
13 days ago
DEX the assassin thief (Pet commission)
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Corel Gallery Clipart
22 days ago
POPCORNT.BMF
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Kevin T. Porter
24 days ago
David Lynch $?
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eraserhead to spite her face
3 months ago
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this is a rhea seehorn stan account
3 months ago
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i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
3 months ago
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misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
4 months ago
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10,000 Motivated Rats
5 months ago
Oil City PA, infrared Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
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Pittsburgh Scanner
6 months ago
Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
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my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
6 months ago
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JF
7 months ago
wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
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fuckin same
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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wargen
9 months ago
fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist [This is a kitchen...they must cook here.] [Feel like I have seen this book before...] [I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
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jules
7 months ago
the four horsemen of the apocalypse: fuck it, we'll do it live oh gooooood for you watch this drive who do you think you are, i am
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they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
8 months ago
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10 months ago
can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
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girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard
10 months ago
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people nowadays are talking about crashing out but not talking about the hbo original series crashing starring pete holmes, thankfully
10 months ago
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they should've been calling it undertaker face not ahegao cuz he been doing it for longer
11 months ago
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*man not understanding how to use the saying properly* doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
11 months ago
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my phone autocorrected chef's kiss to chef's loss and I now think that phrase should enter the lexicon somehow
11 months ago
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we should all be thankful that dandruff falls out in little pieces and as not one big head shaped sheet of dead skin
12 months ago
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jules
12 months ago
i got the norovirus for valentine's day
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 1 year ago
I’ll get right on that
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Boonta Vista
about 1 year ago
It’s that time of year again: FREEMIUM FREEBRUARY That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus
Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 05/02/2025 · 1h 5m
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/boonta-vista/id1240541605?i=1000689274013
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Society is Ryan Dunn and Eddie Guerrero were still alive
about 1 year ago
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bulder gate 3 good game
about 1 year ago
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Ben Rosen
about 1 year ago
yeah I like tariffs. ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
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wint
about 1 year ago
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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in our new neighborhood there are TWO houses with bi pride flags, and even as a bi guy i think that's two too many
about 1 year ago
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society if frank zappa wrote lyrics as good as his music
about 1 year ago
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don't
about 1 year ago
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10,000 Motivated Rats
about 1 year ago
communist yanni
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i'm glad there isn't an instagram reels wrapped cuz it would say "your top rewatched reels is that one of hayley williams spitting into the air before singing burning down the house" and i don't need the world to know that
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
🎶 YINZERS = SHIT 🎶
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🎶there's a penny in the floor and you're gone (baseball bat hitting keg) ****KW-THONK****🎶
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about 1 year ago
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DC Pierson
about 1 year ago
Teens React To Part Of Vertical Horizon Song Where Narrator Reveals HE Is “Everything You Want” And “Everything You Need”
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lotta middle aged white people with glasses at this mike birbiglia show
about 1 year ago
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eve6
about 1 year ago
Is buckcherry on here yet
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ApeOnHangglider
about 1 year ago
Milking a cow and, yep. She’s a chatter 🤦🏻♀️ Babe i dont care about your kid’s neck bell. Need to quittttttt
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name a band that loves wind chimes more than the cure. you can't.
about 1 year ago
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do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
over 1 year ago
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Al Yankovic
over 1 year ago
From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
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"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
https://youtu.be/KaiyQ7jJMaI
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emma 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🔞
over 1 year ago
eating pussy like steve1989mreinfo
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Flipping through Pluto TV (it's free TV) and the Roast of Bob Saget is on, and all the wrong people on the dais are dead. Saget, Gilbert, Norm, Greg Giraldo, all dead, but somehow Jeff Ross still walks among us
over 1 year ago
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I think people who say "that would be a great album cover" have never seen an album cover in their entire life
over 1 year ago
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you couldn't make the bloodhound gangs song the bad touch today because kids don't know what the discovery channel is
over 1 year ago
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**bluesky exclusive** seeing Weezer on Tuesday for the first time since 2005
over 2 years ago
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