oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

What à kuh-winky-dink!

After THIS & Ukraine, can you blame anyone for wanting one?

Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

I understand he is trying to save NATO, but soothing the bully because he wasn’t as awful as he threatened to be is not likely to be a winning strategy.

OIL TANKER ATTEMPTING HORMUZ PASSAGE TURNED BACK TO GULF WATERS - SNN

A federal judge in Vermont rules that Harvard scientist Kseniia Petrova’s visa was unlawfully canceled after she was detained at an airport over biological samples she was carrying.

BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement". FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.

Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought

How many times will we have to keep quoting the direct words of the Trump-Vance team’s mediator? It is insane the low regard these people hold us in

Kudlow to Hassett: "The unemployment rate is 4.3%, for heaven's sake! That's a boom, for God's sake!" (The unemployment rate was 4% when Biden left office)

HOW DO YOU HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING OVER A DIPLOMATIC AGREEMENT? HOW DO BOTH SIDES NOT AGREE TO TERMS WRITTEN ON THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER? I'M LOSING MY MIND.

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

I N C O M P E T E N C E

Farr Macro:

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

Trump's insider opened a $52M oil short position right before the US-Iran peace deal announcement, making $174 million in just 3 hours. It's pure graft! Corruption! It's all one giant insider stock futures trading scheme. They all need prison.

3/ “Any President that contemplates attempting to withdraw from NATO is not only fulfilling Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping’s greatest dreams but would be undermining America’s own national security interests.” Senators Tillis (R) & Shaheen (D), co-chairs of Senate NATO Observer Group (Apr 2)

I'm glad there is a ceasefire of some sort but it's clear that Trump secured NOTHING from the Iranians and agreed to a ceasefire because he really had no other options.

there’s a reason we have diplomats and ambassadors and foreign services and do not simply conduct international negotiations by off the cuff social media posts the new system we have is not “disruptive” it is not “bold” it is not “unorthodox” it is “tremendously fucking stupid”

Leavitt: "Iran has agreed to open the Strait of Hormuz" (Fox News just reported Iran is closing the strait!)

This, in its own way, is as delusional and disastrous as his pledge to wipe out their civilization just yesterday.

Wise words from Spain's Prime Minister: “The momentary relief cannot make us forget the chaos, the destruction, and the lives lost. The govt of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket. What is needed now: diplomacy, international law and PEACE.”

Can we please get back to finding out what’s in the Epstein Files?

Pretty obvious.

Trump is now begging to be business partners with Iran. Think about that. Reminder: there is zero evidence that what Trump is saying is true. None. Iran, however, is positioned to cash in and make more money than ever before.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES... 👇

Iran's 10 point plan seems to put them in a better position than they were in before the war www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

What a year today has been.

CNN sent out the following statement on this: “The statement in question was obtained by CNN from Iranian officials and reported on multiple Iranian state media outlets. We received the statement from specific official Iranian spokespeople who are known to us.”

APNewsAlert: TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — #Iran includes 'acceptance of enrichment' in Farsi version of its ceasefire plan, something missing from English versions.

4/06/26 'What international law says about Trump's threats to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants' 🎥 pbs www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

"There are certainly issues of international law here, but even more so a moral issue for the good of the whole, entire population," the pope said in Italian to reporters outside his residence in Castel Gandolfo, Italy. https://to.pbs.org/47KYafb

Trump and the official White House rapid response account are saying that CNN is broadcasting a fraudulent statement by the Islamic Republic but it’s not. CNN is broadcasting an official regime statement that humiliates Trump. The statement is not fraudulent, it’s authentic.

So there’s no regime change, we lift all sanctions against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for “unconditional surrender.”

Chris Murphy: "He's not telling the truth. But if you accept even part of the Iranian statement, Donald Trump has agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz. That is extraordinary and cataclysmic for the world."

That they can’t have nukes?

Surprise, surprise.

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

A US Army staff sergeant's wife who was facing deportation after she was detained inside a Louisiana military base has been released, according to a statement from the family. https://cnn.it/4catzsD

Great to be feuding right before the commander-in-chief unleashes Armageddon.

Watching the GOP stand by this madness and hearing finance people talk about whether genocide would be good or bad for the market just makes apparent the sickness that’s festered beneath the veneer of America for so long. We can’t look away anymore. We have to shut this shit down.

This is the sort of clip you see in the opening minutes of a deeply dystopian film

Pope Leo XIV condemns Trump's threats to destroy Iranian civilization: "Today, as we all know, there was this threat against all the people of Iran. This is truly unacceptable."

Was this a press conference? The press doesn’t ask for one example of someone who just happened to be walking by Trump and got prosecuted?

Waiting for the Truth Social at 5 p.m. pushing the deadline until market close on Friday…..

This is going around from a planespotter in UK ~40 minutes ago. Just to pre-bunk some things: - The cruise missiles on the pylons are JASSMs (conventional-only), not AGM-86 (nuclear-only). - AGM-86 is a good deal longer (thus not two rows in line), and different livery <more>