It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

Reminder to Megyn Kelly and other pervs that the majority of TENTH GRADE high school students are still 15 and not even eligible to donate blood with parent permission. They are CHILDREN.

This is who Donald Trump nominated to be Attorney General of the United States

Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people. And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?

Buddhist Monks began a 2,300-mile walk from Fort Worth, TX to Washington, D.C. on Sunday, Oct. 26, 2025, to promote national peace, unity and healing. It will take them approximately 110 days to complete this mission. #peace #equality #kindness

The @accuweather.com acct hasn't posted here on Bluesky in two months but they did put this map together on their other socials, showing verified shots of the 11/11 aurora in all 50 states. Solar Cycle 25 has defied expectations and has been giving us a show for a year and a half. #northernlights

Remember Virginia.🕊️

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Let’s be clear: the hold-up isn’t on our side. This was his campaign promise—so he needs to go ahead and fulfill it. Release the files. All of them.

Increase in productivity since 1979: 87% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.

petro is so beast

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I'm suggesting "Giuffre's Law" be drafted and passed to prohibit running for the Presidency in order to avoid prosecution and sentencing for sex crimes. @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social

An ICE agent carrying an AR-15 stole a U.S. citizen’s car keys and wallet, then abandoned her vehicle in the middle of Portland Road NE and Ward Drive NE in Salem, Oregon.

Great idea!!

The American people deserve answers, and it’s time for the DOJ and FBI to provide them. While we appreciate that the Epstein estate has been transparent, it’s time for the Administration to do their part.

Priorities.

Yesterday, I pleaded not guilty to the charges that Trump’s DOJ has hit me with in federal court. This administration is targeting me because they can see that I’ve spoken out against them and will continue to stand up to them.

The Trump administration is holding people in inhumane conditions in California's largest immigrant detention center. We sued this administration to challenge these abusive and harmful practices.

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WATCH: @raskin.house.gov explains the deal that would allow eight GOP senators lucrative lawsuits over phone record subpoenas: "It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."

Take a moment to listen AOC on the House floor tonight This is WHO & WHAT WE NEED A FIERCE FIGHTER I hear talk that she should run for Senate. !! I agree We NEED MORE LIKE HER @aoc.bsky.social

Fresh from their six-week paid vacation, Speaker Johnson finally swore in Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva. A majority of the House has signed the discharge petition for full release of the Epstein File. Let’s vote.

In what alternate universe is it acceptable to invite a former Al-Qaeda commander to the White House the day before we honor our Veterans? Are we supposed to forget that 30 U.S. military personnel died at the hands of Al-Qaeda?

FYI

BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva has officially signed onto the Epstein discharge petition. That means there are now 218 votes — and a full vote must come to the floor.

Great visualization of the problem. Time to get rid of the electoral college

MAGAts worried about a Muslim mayor

This is happening because Trump doesn't want Maxwell talking about Trump's behavior, not because Trump disapproved of Epstein's and Maxwell's behavior, as he and his suck-ups claim.

NEVER FORGET: The GOP House Congress got a VACATION for 2 months, while federal workers got $0 paychecks and 42M Americans didn’t get their SNAP.

Donald Trump sent more money to bail out Argentina than it would have cost to extend the ACA tax credits for just 1 year. I don't plan to let anyone forget it.

They are actively trying to murder us. In some cases they've succeeded...

There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election. Go. Check. Your. Ballot. komonews.com/news/local/s...

Seattle's Mayoral race between a progressive and a centrist may come down to a few dozen votes check to make sure your mail in ballot was counted

My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.

This is a disaster. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

We may not realize sometimes how invisible some people feel. This is so sweet 💗

Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

It is time for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to primary Chuck Schumer. America has had it with leadership who fails to meet the moment. We need you @aoc.bsky.social This hypothetical conversation must end.

I don’t care if Schumer voted no. If he’s unable to wrangle the caucus, he’s not an effective leader. I’ll continue to push for the caucus to elect a new one.

SHAME.

There’s still time to call senators. Let me explain. Sorry not sorry about the cat. He’s also really upset about this deal.

This is not a win tonight. This is caving in on a “promise” from people who have proven they don’t follow through on promises. In other words, fuck us all again, thank you very much.

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.

Just got CuckSchumer.com and redirected it for anybody that wants to donate to @aoc.bsky.social directly on ActBlue.