I think everyone needs to watch The Simpsons S6E5: Sideshow Bob Roberts, where Sideshow Bob runs for mayor. Sound familiar?

a second angle of the killing in south Minneapolis today is even worse warning: video is graphic

Thank you for all the birthday messages, posts, and texts! I started my sophomore year in college today and this is what 30 looks like on me! 💚

Keep seeing this on Reddit so, where would you live? www.whereidlive.com

Merry Christmas to you all 💚 another holiday that’s a reminder I don’t want kids bc my nephews are assholes 😂 But here’s a pic from last night, serving at a dinner party for a staple Long Island gay couple in their fancy ass house and their bathroom was to die for

If this shoe fits: Instead of complaining about things in your life, take action and change them. Lord knows where it could take you. It took me farther than I ever imagined.

MAYHEM was a pop music emergency, clearly. Mother reshaping and redefining what pop is 🖤 #applemusicreplay

Marriage Friends Homosex Oh..

Happy Thanksgiving gay people 💚🩷

Had some coworkers and few regular customers try my banana bread… now I have orders for 3 loaves 😅

Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once

I honestly love all of my tattoos bc each one has a meaning special to me (except my first one); 1. Kitty-Infinity Loop (self explanatory) 2. Bart Simpson skull (Treehouse of Horror) 3. Elphaba’s broom 4. Mickey Mouse-Nightmare Before Christmas (matching with my bestie who has Minney/Sally).

A movie that takes place where you’re from 👹

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

We’ve been changed For Good 💚🩷

….why?

Hilary Duff’s website has a countdown teasing an announcement coming tomorrow at 1pm ET.

Democrats: “Hey, troops, you know your oath is to the Constitution and you’re not required to follow orders that violate the law, right?” Trump: “I’m going to murder you for telling the troops I can’t make them break the law for me!”

I’ve had a gun for about a decade. 😂

What if we just guillotined them all can we just do that

Every man on this app drop a selfie now!

BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.

the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀

THE CHILLS I JUST GOT

Breaking News: Jack Schlossberg, the grandson of John F. Kennedy, said he would run for a congressional seat in New York City.

I love our planet and everything above.

I don’t care what anyone says, this ad was c*nt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTPOP 😭🩵🔵

This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

Okay but this new Katy Perry song! This is the sound she needs to stick with!!!!

I couldn’t be prouder to be a New Yorker. 🩵

Tonight should be a good reminder to Senate Democrats they better not cave.

Tonight speaks volumes. America is recognizing they fucked up.

In a rebuke to Trump, Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia’s gubernatorial race, becoming the state’s first woman governor. Her support for constitutional amendments on redistricting and voting rights restoration could make it easier to pass both measures.

(AP) — Kansas’ Republican House leader on Tuesday dropped efforts to force a redraw of U.S. House districts that would have thrust the state into a widening national battle for partisan advantage in the 2026 elections apnews.com/article/redi...

This UPS plane crash in Louisville is awful.

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

Trans rights are human rights.

Ending a weekend full of MAYHEM by officially being selected to be in the MSG Collage on LadyGaga.com with @lucagoers.bsky.social @worsthandleever.bsky.social @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social & @fxank62.bsky.social 🥹🖤

I’m forever a changed man. The mayhem ball was even more life changing and perfect in person. I cried so much. It meant so much to me to be there and I’m so happy I got to share it with @lucagoers.bsky.social and @michaeldrummey.bsky.social 🥹🖤

I don't wanna feel I don't wanna cry So I'm gonna dance until I feel alright I just need a dose of the right stuff I just need a hit of your lovedrug Your lovedrug

Democratic Governors, you have to play hardball. Red states can't function without your economies. They clearly want to F around. It's find out time.

This is just so fucking funny. Elect a clown, expect a circus. Peace President my ass

“Putin would eat you for lunch.” Today, exactly that happened.

When I die, can I vanish into you? 🥺🩵 @lucagoers.bsky.social

This is so fucking funny