My travel companion today. We narrowly escaped getting carded.

DOGE cut the program monitoring screwworm. I think that was the OP’s point. “And when the Trump administration killed 5,300 grants and programs from the U.S. Agency of International Development, it terminated a screwworm monitoring project.” defector.com/make-america...

Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.

Baby it’s cold outside

Happy anniversary, to those who celebrate h/t @calphonso.bsky.social www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/news/tor...

First the ultrawealthy got mad that the plebes were not so bad off, so they fixed it. Now they're mad that we won't stop talking about it, so they're fixing that too.

The Pantone Color of the year is white. Satire is dead.

Tis the season for constantly cuddling kitties.

It turns out all Corgi crosses DO look like a Corgi cosplaying as the other breed.

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...

it is the 4738th inning vladimir guerrero the third comes in as a defensive replacement for his father the pitcher signals for another intentional walk to shohei ohtani

"Hey kids, we're here!"

“Doh! That was meant for my mom and sister. No wonder they never replied. lol”

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

I really hope this leads to a massive reckoning and fixing of the system of government there. Partly because I’m looking forward to the Guy Fawkes type holiday where everyone dresses up in animal costumes.

Decision Based Evidence Making

It’s beer time. #caskdays #barvolo

Cats are loving our global warming sponsored October. Unprecedented warmth, but I’m happy seeing my cats happy.

A little known fact that big hygiene product manufacturing doesn't want you to know: **100% of autistic children in the US were born to mothers who used toilet paper in their 1st trimester.** Shocking if true!

Ms Dare.

I know that there’s a bit of a conundrum about what to do with Doctor Who when all the big players both ❤️ DW and want to work on other things… but what IF Doctor Who was simply an Xmas special every year starring David Tennant?

Oysters from this man's state are killing people due to an outbreak of Vibrio vulnificus - a "flesh eating" bacteria. But sure, let's worry about growing imaginary extra ears or turning into fictional aliens.

Happy Labour Day! This is the day when we honour and celebrate the history of the Canadian Labour Movement. Did you know Americans took the idea for Labor Day from Canada? Or that the holiday dates back 130+ years? This is the story! 🧵 1/9

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

Making Money Laundering Legal Again (MaMoLaLA) www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

On this day in 1921, Dr. Frederick Banting and Charles Best successfully isolated the hormone insulin. They accomplished this at the University of Toronto. On Jan 11, 1922, 14-year-old Leonard Thompson became the first person to receive an insulin injection for diabetes.

Picard civics tip: If there is one truth, one constant that history shows us over and over, it is that resistance is never futile.

AI always feels like a solution looking for a problem. Problem found! Your Billy Bass couldn't have a random conversation with you or turn off your lights on command before AI! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH3h...

Laser Danger xkcd.com/3108/

Congratulations, the universe sent you this dog because you have been chosen. Joy awaits. 13/10

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Fucking Dog Killer

June 10, 2003: Ontario legalized same-sex marriage after the Halpern v Canada ruling that declared defining marriage in heterosexual-only terms violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Ontario was the first jurisdiction in Canada and the third in the world to legalize same-sex marriage.

OPINION: Not joining the cheer squad hurts goths and their causes.

As NB.1.8.1 spreads, there’s only one thing spreading faster: misinformation. Here, I run down 5 of the most common errors I see circulating about COVID and encourage people to integrate airborne disease mitigation into their lives holistically. www.thegauntlet.news/p/common-mis...

I think the silicon valley folks who are pushing AI hard believe that desk jockeys just fill their work with bullshit... which tells you something about what their work is filled with...

“Instagram has no idea what my styleis, every clothing ad is something I’d never wea…. holy shit…”

Should you choose to accept it

Finally

When even Piers Morgan calls you despicable...

I suspect Carney has a retinal implant that gives him direct access to financial spreadsheets. lol

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Covid symptoms cleared up really quickly - I credit being regularly vaccinated for that. Still it was like the worst cold ever combined with the worst flu ever with a soupçon of involvement from other organs. -10/10 do not recommend.

Well. Novid no more. Decided to live a little and went to a restaurant down the street over the weekend. Waiter was visibly and audibly ill. Guess he had covid because now I do too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

This entire thread is hilarious and 100% TRUE!