Disciples (frantically clutching a gnarled old monkey’s paw): OH GOD NO, MAKE IT GO AWAY

These strikes would be war crimes on a massive scale and any military personnel who carried them out would be subjecting themselves to possible prosecution. Of course Trump is approximately as concerned about those military personnel as he is about Iranian civilians. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

Open the Strait or we’ll DOUBLE-obliterate your air defenses

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

Our superior air power and weaponry should enable Trump to grab Iran’s fist and force it back upon itself while asking Why are you punching yourself in the face, but noo apparently Trump’s mouth wrote a check that his ass can’t cash.

Iran released another LEGO inspired video. This one is specifically for Pete Hegseth.

Who would’ve thought a reality show businessman and a Fox News host would screw this up so irrevocably.

Do these fucking originalist dipshits also think the founders intended to give every teenager access to assault weapons to murder their classmates ??

I wonder how Hegseth’s pledge to stop drinking if he got the job is going?

😭 NOT FAIR! 😭 thanks you for your attention to this matter

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

(Ancient Greece) Guy staggers into a doctor’s office, feet wide apart. Dr says, “Euripides nutz?” Guy says, “Eumenides nutz!”

He didn’t specify WHO was gonna unconditionally surrender

Lotta people saying Yoda would win in a fight cuz he’s a Jedi master?? But I’m pretty sure ET would kick knock his ass flat with the glowing finger???

I wonder if President Deals knows that it's harder to negotiate a price for something after you've already bought it

Raping little girls?

I was glad when my oldest child died of measles, better to keep his dogshit immune system out of the evolutionary line. Thank god it happened before he reproduced.

Heartbreaking. And most Americans care more about their 401k and the price of gas.

"One of the most heartbreaking examples of nonverbal communication to emerge from Iran. I cannot call this a mere propaganda piece. It is the unbearable truth, laid bare through the profound art of cinematography and animation." #MinabSchool t.me/politblogme/22

The pot is so full of whatever stuff we can fit and it amalgamates into our shared perception of what a pot is. It sits like a rock in your stomach

FBI Identifies LEAKER in the White House - Trump's adult diaper!

Holy motherfucking Yikes!

Be safe

"This war never had a clear objective!" Wah, wah. If you'd been paying attention you'd know that the USA's goal from the very start has always been simple and clear: opening the Strait of Hormuz to ships.

Operation Epic Fail™️

I'm confident that Mr Deals has the rare combination of diplomatic finesse, keen grasp of hard facts, and competent, experienced, truth-telling advisors to pull us out of this nightmarish quagmire of his own making

I think it’s worth noting the things that are different now from 2003. One, the attack on Iran was not tied, even dishonestly, to a genuinely horrific terrorism attack on American soil that people were still kinda traumatized about.

Didn’t Trump learn in middle school not to let his mouth write a check that his ass can’t cash??

Look, in Trump's defense, he is a fucking idiot. The dumbest, stupidest piece of dogshit imaginable.

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

This is the largest oil supply shock in history in mb/d The enemy gets a vote. Iran is now delivering pain to Trump via multiple paths (1) Gulf Kings (2) Financial meltdown (3) AI tech oligarchs (4) Fuel, fertilizer, food disruptions Read our Polycrisis Dispatch: buttondown.com/polycrisisdi...

Nature published another pile of trash i am trying to catch up on some of my reading but this one is getting under my skin so here’s a thread highlighting why this piece is either ill-informed or intentionally ignorant of a wealth of knowledge from embodied cog sci and related fields 1/

Because you sickos love this, here's the updated flip count in legislative seats since the start of Trump's second term, following tonight's Dem win in New Hampshire: Democrats: 28 Republicans: 0 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Representative Frost was fabulous in this interview.

Fucking Biden, inevitably causing a war

Unconditional Surrender, huh? From a country we're not at war with? Demanded by a mentally and physically rotting, delusional imbecile with seemingly no awareness of history nor understanding of the present, a sociopath who values nothing, even the lives of children.

Seal Finger! My god

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Will she take her Blankie on the way out?

lol this is an incredible video

The more I think about this, the more I think it is a huge underappreciated risk (on top of the other big risks). There's the day after problem for Iran itself, but also for the region. American diplomacy, influence, soft power, in tatters. Saudis condemned this. Huge diplomatic vacuum.

LITERAL anchor babies

Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵

Hey, I put on my pants one leg at a time, lose my balance, flail wildly, and smash my face into the bedframe just like everyone else.

So, attempted murder charges against the trigger-happy agents, right? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...