Grew up with one of these. It is called a dingatron and it runs on 16 watch batteries and a lemon peel. They went out of production in '08

unfortunately for all my long time fans and inmates and debtors i have become SO exhausted with the state of the world that i simply CANNOT get off to capitalism anymore. sad! going forward i will be transitioning to exclusively sexualizing a hybrid mixed economy

I have 102 meetings today

kind of wish every web series/indie game/ect based on kids nostalgia wasnt either mascot horror or analog horror ;v; what if i just wanted to enjoy a cute thing

chat how funny would it be if i didn't make it

contrary to popular belief, many combat dolls actually do end up keeping their bladder as it still proves useful for the disposal of hazardous nuclear waste

I got that pack

bad-ended quadruple amputee captivegirl getting dressed up by its owner so it can go to a halloween party as the black knight from monty python and the holy grail

another kylie situation @angusburgers.bsky.social

CW: gun, blood say hi to my good friend Makarov.

spaaaaaaaaaace #abdl

defibrillator abuse commission for @pervertc.at! ^w^

// warhound, silly At last, my dear HOUND, the Empire has recognized my talent and bequeathed me, Jane Handler, a facility all my own. But what to name it? Something Greek, no doubt. Perhaps the name of a great Athenian king, to symbolize my utter victory... Ah, perfect. The OEDIPUS COMPLEX.

i think theres something sexual about pulling power on an appliance and seeing it desperately run off the last bit of energy from the capacitors before dying

@plorbo.gay could've at least turned me into something more...modern?? Ugh,,

I love getting new sex toys

Filling the entire room~ Squeak~ Art made by RicochetWolf

i would threaten to kill you in an unfun nonsexy way but unfortunately that sort of thing is stupid hot on a tgirl

real ones will recognize her

Yknow what fuck you makes the shitpost real

ok chat

sometimes i want to be a robot built to have a huge ass but also with deadly combat capabilities

i am scrawny and sadly cannot punch well but i Can condition you to have a powerful fear response to a little beeping noise that happens when i press a button. salivates

🌸 how i look saying i'm 22 years old

連縛

Photos from when i went to my local mall a few months ago and realized “oh wow this place is not gonna be around much longer”

this is kinda like if @corpusmundi.bsky.social was real as fuck

robozoophilia

•••: POLYCULE UPDATE :)

// graphic digestion [your vision blurs, clouded by gallons of pink slurry. you claw at the interior glass walls of Helly's stomach] ••• DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED. ••• THIS WAS MEANT TO BE. ••• YOUR ARE 23% FAT. ••• YOU ARE LIPIDS AND TRIGLICERIDES. ••• THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE MEANT FOR. ••• FUEL :)

OwO 💕

pretending to be an age regressor to pull dominant caretaker butch

saw some random bitch on the timeline going "man having a traitor president is so unamerican" like. listen your heart is in the right place i think but come on man its not like youve ever had a GOOD country. hes fitting right in!!!

wao

Wawa

So sad I have to obliterate and blind her forever now though

Whispering kinky shit to your robot friend and you hear their fans speed up

"uh I think things are about to get bad, like *really* bad" - the timeline, without elaboration could you spare a drop of context. .. . ... just a crumb of context .. ......... pleas (?????????????????????????????????????)

protogens belong in the belly, i don’t make the rules

striking while the iron is lukewarm

In the far reaches of space, no one can hear you ask to see your lawyer. setting and uniforms are 100% free for anyone two use- do whatever you want with it as long as you tag me so i can see it (hoping that bsky doesnt butcher the resolution twoo bad or else ill have two split up the image)

Sweaty hungry robot boys in your area 💙

cetacean_penis

Growing up autistic in this world will really turn a mf into AM

Self-induced drone training #hypnosis #edging #latex #furry