my car has officially been in the shop for 20 days now AAAAA

MEEEEEEE

red hanky in the back left pocket, i didn't know alex cruised like that

Screensaver logo simulator thread: various logos, each following different laws of physics, compete for a high score by hitting the corners of the screen for 60 seconds Bouncing DVD logo

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

If you're a self-employed artist and taking business from people you need to stop procrastinating on that sketch you've owed for over 2 years and GET IT DONE. Do the FUCKING job you've employed yourself to do.

I'm a good little assistant for the Amazing Dax :3

wahoops

I need to get to ANE'27 dude

SHIT! BIG HILL DO A FART! \(T-T)/

been feeling very Expendable Goon lately

Oughhh my husband,,

THAT'S ME KINDA

i love euro timezone differences so I can wake up in the morning and there are often more tufted titmouses on my timeline than anything else. thats fucking peak. thank you tuftie

Had filthy VR sex. Choked a cute boy for his first time then ate him and bit down on his head in front of a friend of mine :3

This is the right way to talk to kitty

i'm barking here

Most people think Captain Crunch is just a mascot, but I was at his funeral. I saw his scars. They were the scars of a warrior who lost everything to the sea of milk

The Perky~✨

that cat with the piercing eyes..............💦 #messydraws

THIS APP SUCKS

some of you freaks. Actually a lot of you freaks. A statistically significant percentage of you freaks

sloppy stallwork 🎨 @gunkshot.bsky.social

immediately after this photo was taken i walked into work and was immediately given my firing papers

blazblue players:

Orange moon

while looking for a bathroom my friend wandered into a kitchen during prep time and the chefs, wordless and efficient, dissembled him in flawlessly portioned proteins. then they went back to the onions

Big skullbeastie huffing down your neck but you can feel it's hot breath coming from every hole in its face

Rapidly realizing as a bisexual my type is "people taller and wider than me who want to use me like a fleshlight"

No models... gotta make do

Im not ordinarily open about a lot of stuff on this account but holy fuck my life has been cripplingly stressful to the point of dissociative agony for like, the past couple weeks and I'm beginning to be unable to take it.

I'm like this every morning with Sasha

it's MY art and i get to draw the self-indulgent self-insert freak porn.

this week i learned i'm into weird cat women goes to sleep

savoring the round 🎨 @saitcandy.bsky.social

多泡溫泉有益身體健康( ˘ω˘ ) #transformation #furry

Will let's have sex.

they're doing this to me next thursday

i wanna be a 5 on the kinsey scale and a 1 on the harkness

Is the creosote bush, the “GOAT” bush? 🤔

clocking into my job and going on the Severance elevator just to wake back up in the goddamn milking machine again, I hate this fucking country

Deltarune thoughts so far: I need to have bareback sex with R-

Cam testing new phone

This cuuuuuunt needs to SHAAAVE AGAIN ALREAAADY

Claimed. 🖤 @katiistu.bsky.social

um. teehee :]c

pleased to announce that i have captured a creature and claimed it for my own

Rover animal crossing could use my own cerebrospinal fluid as lube