Just essentially threw $120 into the trash

Can i join your band. Im kinda bad at instruments but if im alone w someone during band practice we will end up having sex most likely

you won't believe what's gonna be happening

orcas

it knows what you are

LRP i should get on VRC again

Coös County officials watching in paralyzed horror as the 507-foot tall charwood and rosso-levanto marble Socks Cathedral unfolds from the ground like a Paper Mario background element (skiing season is fucked)

"Be a good toy for your Goddess... and I'll make it worth your time~" ♡+↻'s are appreciated & horny comments encouraged~ Hit the 🔔 to stay updated with my posts~ | #vrnsfw | #spicyvr | #kfnovabeast | #novabeast | #goth | #mommy | #mommymonday |

the typa job you get after november or something #Xiyalicious.oc #Xiyalicious.leo

I find it fuckin hilarious that I can get Taco Bell *delivered* for less than the price of GOING TO McDonald's

old posts from my abandoned twitter that are always relevant

I was gonna get anally railed in the shower but I got so genuinely distracted staring at her. Accidentally forgot why I was there and irrumatioed myself on it for my first time. Usually I slowly oral-train to increase the amount of time I can ward off gag reflex. Nope just fucking railed myself

kitty is finally free

orca girls who are really really happy that they're orcas because internal slit-genitalia means they can very casually hide 16¾in. of fucking murdermeat from their cute kitty dates who are absolutely not getting roofied. Promise

Purchases arrived!!!! (42.45cm, 2.82kg) CITGO card for scale

Small photo thread from that day.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

Like it's getting to the point where I'm seeing the reposts of 25-odd people entirely drown the posts of the other 435 I follow

I hate to be that guy but dear god I may have to start turning off reposts from people. I'm missing peak

blurted it out immediately too

Self-intro, 5 concerts I've attended: Brit Floyd Chicago Weird Al Yankovic Kelly Clarkson Phil Collins I PROMISE I'm not lying about my age

Building Code Violations Took them Down: See how this Vibrant [STATE_NAME] Community is Rebuilding the Little Birdhouse in their Soul (14 redirects to Chaturbate)

Sugar Hill Vista, Kangamacus Highway, Livermore, New Hampshire. 07:08 Local 28 Nov 2025 Sorry to the couple sitting in the white Outback that I thought was parked and empty. You fear my freakswag.

Dear everyone WE MAY BE GOING ON SEA CREATURE ARC

It's been doing nothing but crying for help for so long now I'm kinda getting sick of it 🐕: @evilforestbeast.bsky.social

Then do I have some good news for you~

it's kitty it's kitty it's all kitty and it's all over the screen

Dog boys get a buff: eat ass Cat boys get a buff: can suck on my titty for milk

consider:

fat and stupid BUT in a kinda hot way. husky voice BUTTTTT. in a kinda hot way. tits r chopped but theyre enough 2 fuck. lock in dipshits being pretty isnt hard

im built with 0 brain cells and a fat ass i need someone to choke me

interesting creatures

[ 🦇 // #furryart #horrorart ] SLAUGHTERHOUSE 🦇🔪🩸✨ >> commission for @sweetsuto.bsky.social !!

im a bahrain marshal;. i let him in because he was cute. tru st nme

CUM

hi hi hi hi hi hi hello hhh i

id even do oral for them. id let a beastkin stud grab the sides of my head and fuck my face so viciously that his fat bloated knot smacks against my jaw and gives me a bloody nose. do you think i care. i would let him kill me. what do you mean they arent real.

MY ASS IS LIKE. FUCKING INDESCRIBABLE. WALKING IS DIFFCULT. THIS SHIT IS THE LITERAL CONCEPT OF "SLIPPERY"

I JUST GOT TO USE A POLYMERIZATION-AGENT LUBRICANT O-OH. MMMMYGOD

FOOTBALL ZOMBIE CHARRRGEEE

Im waving my zombies rn

[Turn Down for What voice] COME FUCK MY BUTT

I think if someone invented "Sbarro but good" they could kill off Sbarro and revitalize the American mall food court at the same time. Imagine not paying $6 for the most mediocre slice of pizza outside of 7-11. Imagine if it didn't smell like someone fucked a sock full of marinara.

Firmly grip the worm #furryart

fun fact for the 2 people who would want to actually suffer fuck me who read my posts I am very nasally vascular. I nosebleed so so so so easy

they think they can control me

comm 🩶💙 for auro!

Awrff awrff! Shows you my belly.