okay putting on the paw gloves no more prehensile time for kittyyy

And for those who don't know: Right when your gummy is just about to hit, choke yourself dumb and when the blood flow improves you'll jump like 45 minutes forwards into the high

Can someone check the science on why sexual asphyxiation makes weed hit so much harder. It's just bloodflow stuff right?

I don't know why the mornings after a sleepless night are the greatest times of peace and focus. I can just get shit done in ways I ordinarily can't

"imma suck you like it's l-tech if we can bump the yearly up to 100k"

Pretty girls

cummy alt

car and engine dork semi-normal guy who lost his virginity to an Audi RS 3 x 95-ton mazut guzzler infantry support mech who lets him touch her engines and stompers

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽👁🌽👁🌽 silence 🌽🌽👃🌽🌽 is 🌽🌽👄🌽🌽 mandatory 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

IM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL... so you need to tape me up and facefuck me til i go unconscious

Im making you all eat the corruption kink burger

small chest fluff...

have a little rover as a treat

Joined a pro kink RP community and posted literally one writing concept before the first guy to ever interact with me stepped in to say "erm this is unsafe" I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET

this might as well be a video of me jsyk

Fully shifted werewolf girl that needs some attention

Geronimo Stilton: Kidnapped Again He's a mouse in a rat's world now.

Oh fuck wait am I not washed

the only thing stopping me from eating fluorescent light tubes is that i'll make people be mad and they'll say stuff like "those have mercury in them" and "thats glass you can't eat that"

See the thing with longer maid dresses is that im a little kitty and I can hide under there while you make me eat you out

Madoka and Homura really were just good friends.

The electric mouse trap has free cheese if you're pure of heart.

Double the price of insulin for single mothers.

this is how i introduce myself in every conversation

I will die on the hill that the median trans girl outfucks the median furry 50:1. I cannot comprehend why but every furry mutual I have is a process of pure needlethreading luck to get with, and every trans girl has a time, date, and plot locked in advance like its their job

im ahead of the curve by being behind the curve as ahead of the curve as possible

Mrw I do knifeplay with the houndgirl at the function etc etc

copped my first -196 and WOW i am impressed

OIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHGGGHHHH

anyone with "proship dni" in their bio is not aware of the sensation of going outside for 20-30 minutes as a break from computer time

Need a dragon to do this to me #furry #furryart #nsfw

Smoking the plants in the voynich manuscript, got me jacking off to fractals

♠️👑✍️ 🔒

Opossums are so cute :3

was playing dig dug on call

🪀🐱 🐱🪀

Quora: "is it still dilf if the involved party is of an age unmeasurable by standards of human time"

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YYYEEEEAAAARS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

'it/its' because they're all fictional characters that aren't alive

Unlike boats which are alive and just like animals which aren't

theyfab haircuts for men

Hold fox type girlfriend (feral)

this is a certified fluffy mom moment

eh? eh? eh? eh? ? ??? ??