pisses me off when a man has a bigger ass than me

there's lots of ways for dr kel to pass the time~ 🛸📡

....cause i'd *do* it.

maybe i wanna be cute and pretty and desirable ok. maybe i wanna wear a fit that makes people wanna hold me down and do things they would feel the need to confess at church

maybe i *wanna* have an alt where i post nudes for money

do you think if i said "if someone buys me this 35 dollar cropped hoodie off amazon i'll post pics of me wearing it and a thong to the socmed" someone would get it or would that be a deterrent

do yall think we're gonna get an overguard centric frame in the same way we have health and shield focused warframes? i know overguard is incredibly easy to generate but i think it would be interesting to have a newer DE take on "bulwark" style frames

[hadesnsfw] Unfortunate for Heracles, his threat of “I’ll squeeze you til you pop” just sounds like a good time to Zag

trash disco ball

my genderwoke take of the night is that you need to acknowledge that having a person be clocked as trans within your fiction has political and social implications and a lot of left leaning comic creators using "oh, the trans girl? she's cool" as a way to reveal a character is transgender is weird

i can't transition into a wildebeest so i guess ill just stay a woman. whatever

i think i'd be a good babysitter. id set the kid down to watch a movie i think is cool and tell him if he gets up the monster will kill him instantly. and then i'd go outside and smoke a cigarette and sneak a beer from the fridge

"do u genderbend or do u trans hc" i think the more important part of this is that shadow the hedgehog is a woman for the purpose of this drawing. i think transgender women are women. so when i draw shadow the hedgehog as a woman, both are equally likely. rouge is trans here though.

gay dudes draw hot buff men so good but i always feel so weird being horny about it. like sorry this girl is lusting over your hot supple leather couch bara

i wanna fuck this thing

just did a pitch perfect trunks impression actually i might be perfect im just gonna talk like that forever now

i dont have a 'deep voice' i have a voice that is exactly the right pitch and tone for what i am, your friend's hot older sister who smokes and plays halo

put on a dbz vhs and the previews came on and i just started crying. dont know what that means.

i feel ok most days but sometimes i remember i cant buy the frieza saga vhs box set from the nearest walmart and i get nostalgia poisoning and want to throw up on the floor

chopped as fuck but fat boys want me

i need to get it in the ass

i need a boyfriend who will enthusiastically watch all of dbz with me. my standards arent high. just cry when goku dies and get hype when frieza dies

being ugly isnt so abd hen youe drujk

i wanna make out wiht your whole.oj

oh god to drink

drunk

It's always a little bit funny when you see someone post shit like "Actually, men are incapable of doing anything good, jsyk" and you click on their profile and behold the absolute most insane political takes you've ever seen

anal vores you

biphobia is so crazy because why are you beefing with bisexuals

what if a boy was soft and large like a bed... have we as a society considered this enough... maybe we should fund research worldwide to stydy the effects of this....

jesus christ i would skin a man for a ciggy rn

grrgrhgjrghr starts stomping really hard leaving little craters in the ground!! i want love! i want affection! i want to vomit lizards!

laios touden is a blushing bride with a big gravid belly btw. he barely fits in the wedding dress. this is canon.

can we reclaim wizards using wands. i think using staffs for everything is kinda lame. let me reclaim the power inherent in holding a wand in one hand and a grimoire in the other

(alan if he liked to take it in the ass at the gay clubs voice) i like to take it in the ass at the gay clubs

does anyone know if there's a terraria mod that adds more summons that function like the stardust armor's set bonus? you have no idea how much i wish there was a summoner subclass that centered around one really strong summon. idk

I need to suck off alucard.

me: sorry to all the beautiful women on my dashboard, but im not your little sister. im a bitter old freak who acknowledges she can never change, and has instead found comfort in being miserable all the time. also me: heehee, my papa loves me and will feed me crab rangoon if i ask..

oh my god everyone needs to shut up right now big news is happening: (flashes you my cleavage)

vampires.. swoons

Things may seem dark now, but we gotta take small victories, and have faith that one day, no matter how far it is, someone will be able to actually do a kamehameha wave in real life. just hold on. that could be you

Comm for @nsfw4pupy.bsky.social

hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours. $25 USD for a single character black and white sketch +$10 USD per additional character To check my availability, check my bio or my website.

just inhaled two bricks of ramen and im still hungry. hlep

i really like the recent revelations in bimbo technology where being a bimbo just kinda means youre a little fat at least

what color would you be in a sentai team

is it gauche to post about fnaf these days. i think dreadbear is cute

got asked for my pronouns in a way that really made me squint. she said "There's a form on here for pronouns, do you have any that you use or is she/her fine?" like... yeah, she/her is fine, thanks, do you everyone that in such a weird way?

its crazy how if i know a girl for long enough there's just a solid chance ill just kinda expect to latch onto her boobs at some point. not even sexually. im just gonna bite you