all i want in my life is to be nestled perfectly under my dad's sack while he works from home and sniff and nuzzle and kiss him for hours until he finally gets a break and spends every minute treating my throat very disrespectfully. and he calls me nice things the whole time

dad who comes home an hour late to date night, sees his daughter there all made up for going out. dad just snorts. 'aw, sorry honey, i should've been more clear..' he flops his cock on her face, instantly smearing her lipstick on his nuts. 'we aren't going out tonight.'

being able to kick my ass is like. the ultimate minimum but there's some alternate clear conditions to get to sleep with me. i dont know what they are. feel around in there.

need to get back to being a player in the tabletop campaigns of my crazy kinky friends.

tfw you will never be some rude sweaty boy's younger brother

visiting home for the holidays and going to the back room where all the laundry machines are and seeing, just ripe for the picking on top of the basket, your dad's baggy gingham print boxers.

>you will never get to sniff your older brother's sweaty piss-stained boxers WHY FUCKING LIVE

oh right brocon owns my fucking soul ughhghghgh

BROCON 3 Transition saved you, in more ways than one.

BROCON 2 It’s real bad when the family goes on vacation.

BROCON 1 You’d been furtive, the first time you sniffed your older brother’s boxers. Doors closed, ears open, excuses at the ready; thought they were yours, checking if they’re clean or for the laundry, whatever, don’t be weird.

there's something inherently brain-melty about being attracted to a teenage boy who is older than you, imo

i love joking about covid and then remembering covid is still real and mass underreported and then feeling violently ill

Do you think gohan likes getting hit in bed

I just thought about Katara a little too hard and it sent waves of grief through my body.

I always end up crying on valentines day thats cool

I gotta play mass effect i gotta find out what the deal was with Garrus

Instead of going on a date i am ordering uber eats for valentines day. bleh

sleep over make over!!!

happy valentines day im drunk someone fuck this

which?

Honestly I don't have a story for this one, I just wanted to draw Daroach with a fat dick.

i feel seen

Welp it's almost Valentine's Day, time to repost That Picture

I have one more day to find a date to valentines day!! I can do it..

(Draws us holding hands w crayon)

(One minute after getting off call with people who i care about, who care about me more than anything) i should just stop bothering them. I ruin everything i touch.

(day before my injection) its so fucking over the world is falling apart (does injection) i could really go for watching cartoons with my daddy rn

Fuck you. papa is brushing my hair and tying it up in a pretty ribbon and youre being hateful on the internet.

its not enough to have a hot dad anymore i want someone to 'end of beauty and the beast' me but its just me turning from a kaiju to a young girl

hey bro can you come pick up your girl? yeah i said 'come to daddy' when i went to grab our doordash order and she got glassy eyed and started rubbing up against me and asking me to feed her the fries individually. yeah just come get her whenever. in like 45 minutes.

kidnapping and forcibly age regressing your martyr syndrome fated to die antihero btw

quiet, honey. you've worked yourself up too much today. just suck on my fingers, okay? there you go. look at you, latching on like a kitten. see how easy it is when you let me think for you? why dont you change and we can put on a nice movie for you? mhm. with goku and that green guy. good girl.

the mark was searing. it left a scalded palm print of warped flesh on my face. everyone could see it. i could feel it in the way they spoke to me. they avoided my gaze, smiled that false smile they always do to hide discomfort. they don't care that the mark was a violation. i am marked all the same.

Me getting dysphoric: I bet I dont even look like a haunted little girl slash monstrous lizard kaiju. This is just larp. Ugh.

Whats an appropriate way to say "i want to feel your hands on my body. If i could wish on a genie to have you feel an irrepressable sense of urgency to get your hands on my body i would. I want you to feel the way about me that a wolf would when it sees a rabbit."

i ate like five cookies today

I hate my stupid office job

i wish i had claws like the gatorclaw from fallout 4 esp on my feet id go footless everywhere

women who cosplay as male characters u own my life. please stab me to death

step 1 of how to give me boner: take innocent character step 2 of how to give me boner: give them slutty eyeshadow

there is no worse side of my personality than me post grocery store. i am so willing to snap at everything.

I do sometimes wish I could mutate into a horrific monster that could crush someones head with a squeeze.

lrt i feel seen...

technically nothing is visible here. anything could be happening. you don't know

Sometimes when I argue with a friend I kinda wanna kiss them. Is this normal?

smilovees

its always a little funny whenever people see me get uncomfortable with something, interrogate me about being quietly uncomfortable (but not talking about it during the situation for the desire to preserve the vibes) and then get upset with me when the vibes are tarnished. like girl thats on you?

There is a non zero amount of my penchant for complaining all the time that has a sexual element. It makes my chest tingle and my breath all shaky. I love complaining so much. I love letting my urge to go "FUCK YOU ALL IM IN THE RIGHT" go wild in controlled bursts. It's like how peeing feels great.

i dont think any of this is exceptionally worth discussing beyond a surface level glance and then going 'eh, not for me' but i just really like to complain about things that irk me for about 20 minutes and then never talking about it again