A beautiful older lesbian showed me the bruises on her ass, I've barely worked all day, AND i just ate my first concha. this is worth literally every other bad thing that has happened this week

when a hot older woman coming from a kink convention uses the dom voice on you while you're at work and you have to fight the urge to let her do whatever she wants forever

I should get some assless chaps. I wanna be a cowboy.

U ever stop and briefly view every relationship u have simply by how badly it will wreck you when they leave u before going back to normal

If you're taller than me im gonna be rude as fuck to you and I want you to know my goal is always to get my shit smacked

Dude fuck you I work today and i dont have time to wear the cute bunny suit

I want to play mario galaxy again

dear 2 beautiful trans women that were just in my store: I am bisexual. Please come over.

Vulpes Caelestis. #art / #furry / #furryart / #fox / #krystal / #starfox / #stainedglass

kinda sad i can never do any 'its not gay bro just close your eyes and think of a girl' stuff. sad. i mean i could put on a sports bra and do a deep voice n everything but then id just think abt the boy tugging up my bra and going 'lol you really thought we'd believe that? cmere girlie, ass-up.'

wow every time i think ive finally let down my walls i realize theres just another layer keeping me from like.. doing things freely and without shame. this shit hard.

every time im horny enough to talk out loud about it im always afraid im gonna get in trouble

i would be fixed if, just once, i got to hear a parental authority figure groan out a little "pplease, honey, juuuust put it in your mouth.." while i was on my knees

literally 0 people come to me on a regular basis and tell me that they came to a picture of my body wtf

i need fox mccloud to crossdress but i need it to LOOK like crossdressing i need that mf to be a fridge bodied stocky motherfucker in a cute lacy bralette

Commission for @glaceiscoffee.bsky.social !

some things never change 🐺

hung mom

Little brothers were invented by big incest to make more facehuggers

Page 59 of Catgirl Summer! #comics Melted cat

smoking a cigarette outside your window

i dont care about anything i want to get mounted by my little brother like a dog in heat

party detour 1 For abp and Flipyart~

It takes more to impress her #deadlock #moonshine

saying it full chest if i was making out with a boy and i tugged down his pants and saw self harm scars id probably just kiss them. sorry buddy im not gonna act like any part of you is unworthy of my affection. sorry bucko i love all of you including the parts that you've hurt!!!

lowkey they should let u bring a gamecube to work

daughter sucking the soul out of her dad and edging him for hours until he can't take it anymore and slamfucks her into the mattress

just remembered poppin, that guy who did a ton of aged up bowser jr x bowser stuff. revolutionary stuff. i love remembering artists i found hot before i became a nsfw artist and following them

💭big gruff dad and his formerly innocent now violently hypersexual daughter showing him all the new and weird ways the next generation likes to kiss

dad u dont understand i *want* you to spank me this time

just vaguely upset rn for no discernable reason and the only fix is getting exploited sexually

woke up to 0 friends awake and am now distressed lol

was it smart to spend 30 dollars going to a movie theater with my roommate? probably not. but i got to do something new and it felt good and i remembered how nice it was to go to the movies so whatever

i love girls so much i lost my genitalia in an unfortunate estrogen incident giving me the name... girl member

doodling concepts for my MOTW character and this is mostly how i imagined him in my brain but wow he came out so "he/they that sleeps with lesbians" coded

mario galaxy movie was cool can we bring back movies they were cool

i got to fight with blunt swords the other day and it went like 85% according to my fantasies. i was good at it. it felt just as good to do it

fight me w kendo swords and then fuck my face if you beat me

can we talk abt nightmare freddy rq

Forcing my autistic younger brother into an oversized frilly black dress and dragging him out clothes shopping. Kissing him on the lips anytime he notices a stranger staring

i rly do wonder how some people find my posts to say the stupidest shit imaginable

i do have *some* kinks i dont talk about here. because im shy.

playing star fox adventures and i have a fringe theory that when they converted the game from dino planet to Star Fox Adventures they didnt change any of the originally female protagonist's animation so now fox just seems like a fruity bisexual man

1/7 There are two kinds of dragons. One variety are regal, wise, intelligent creatures. The other, feral, brutal monsters little different from exceptionally mighty beasts. You would think that this means the first category can consent and the second cannot. But there are... complicating factors.

maybe i'd have a boyfriend if i went out and did things

Finally picked up some proper AV cables for my 360 after years without them. Good lord, I forgot that I initially bought the HDMI-TO-AV adapter as a stopgap before I got the original cords. What the hell do they even DO in those things to make the picture so miserable?

i dont want to be functional i wanna go on a movie date with a cute boy!

big fan of "yes ma'am" when its directed to anyone but me. I'm not a ma'am. im a little miss at best.

latches onto your boob