video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

(puppygirl after flagging everyone at the gun range) w-weh... p-please dont kick puppy out,,,, imm sowwy for bbeing oupid im j-just puppy please..,,, i didnt k-know,,.. d-dont p-punish mme wwruf,,.

guy who uses 'juju' interchangably with 'vibes'

do yall fw slightly slow adults into petplay and other strange pervert paraphilia extending but not limited to cnc

kid i used to work with sent me "charlie clank vs george droid" and its ai generated artwork of, well, charlie kirk and george floyd fighting but theyre both cyborgs

guy scrolling his porn twitter in the front row of this lecture

do you remember

acquired taste

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will uou guys be mad if i posted latex on here

life is too short to not be a homewrecker at least once

comfortable changes

just watched swan lake. ive never seen ballet in my life and i dont know interprative dance but i think he. uh. fucks the swan ?

i believe that sexuality and gender are fluid to an extent but there certainly almost is a biological aspect to it because i just Knew a guy i went to school with was gay even though he insisted hes straight and got a girlfriend and everything. and guess what. today im proven RIGHT

worst part about taking bio is that i cant hang out with my friends because i do in fact have mollusks due at 12

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

The piss tank on the ISS is now 20% full.

Holy shit y’all did you hear that Char Aznable said he was going to drop an asteroid on Earth

i ain't need to see any announcement that shit was lights out in seconds ain't no way someone survives bullet thru the jugular

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

guys who dont smoke: 😡 i dont fw bitches who smoke like why do i have to get lung cancer because of you😡 guys who smoke: 🚬 beats meth

📝catting

furry comm idea that sucks so bad that most artists would rather you ai generate it than waste their time making them draw it

does naming a massive sprawling underground el dorado-esque city "agartha" in your fiction count as a dogwhistle

the most chinese person u kno is saying shit like "im finna slime you out homeboy" while playing videogames

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

someone on the iss pissed half a gallon of pee in a single piss and i am on the page of astronauts in the iss right now and trying to guess by their faces which one it is

they are encouraging you to go out less and talk to less people and masturbate to more violent pornography

math masters oomf going joker mode that literally everyone does not understand what ai is fundementally

all this talk about clankers and stuff has reminded me that my first childhood crush was in fact moby the robot

Today’ s mood

i think there are a lot of understandable reasons someone might not want to use bsky but "all the people i see on bsky are annoying and uncool" is a kind of confusing to me because i just look at the following tab with the people i follow whose posts appear in descending order

I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

don't get any twisted ideas

gotten out of trouble multiple times by going "it's my first time being alive man idk"

>implying what you have to contribute is worth more than six sharknado movies

Hey Firefox users.

when rimworld biotech came out i downloaded a mod that added furries and animal traits and then i had a cowgirl that i kept as a prisoner and i cut off her arms and legs and was just using her as like a dispenser for free milk

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

every major political event that happens nowadays might seem like a nothing ever happens, but if you take a magnifying glass and look it actually shows to be at least 5% of a Something happens event. and 20 nothing ever happens events happens real fast these days

remember like 10 years ago when u could read a comic and if there was maybe more than one paragraph of text in it the most illiterate americans on earth would be in the comments like "WORDS"