when I anal vore someone it sounds like the fart reverb sound effect played in reverse

just taught my dad about 67 and now he's saying it around the house what the fuck have i done

yeah keep slangin that fat Italian around that castle, cloacaboy

I'm not gender dysphoric i just really really really really really really really really really wish i had a vagina

horny beyond comprehension today and I need to get fucked until I am completely liquified

I have a light at the end of the tunnel and it's called SPS Orifice (Anal)

guy that's only sexually aroused by groundbreaking new rendering technologies: ohh fuck babe I'm gonna Gaussian Splatter all over your tits ohh yeahh

any large hungry women want to help me start my MtF journey? (male to fat)

"Sex 2"? Buddy, I'm already on Sex 11, they ended support for Sex 10 earlier this month, you're way too behind

JD Vance had to invent meat condoms out of bacon so he could properly pork his couch like it was an authentic botox'ed-up white woman selectively breeded for surviving golf cart crashes

god what I would fucking give for a [spins wheel] powerful elephant woman to [spins second, smaller wheel] absorb my essence into her [spins third wheel, larger than the last one but still smaller than the first] sweaty underboob

guy that's only sexually aroused by groundbreaking new rendering technologies: ohh fuck babe I'm gonna Gaussian Splatter all over your tits ohh yeahh

"Sex 2"? Buddy, I'm already on Sex 11, they ended support for Sex 10 earlier this month, you're way too behind

any large hungry women want to help me start my MtF journey? (male to fat)

JD Vance had to invent meat condoms out of bacon so he could properly pork his couch like it was an authentic botox'ed-up white woman selectively breeded for surviving golf cart crashes

god what I would fucking give for a [spins wheel] powerful elephant woman to [spins second, smaller wheel] absorb my essence into her [spins third wheel, larger than the last one but still smaller than the first] sweaty underboob

all these "great" games are just more qualityslop, you only like them because they're good

my stomach is trying to scare me with its evil demonic noises and I will punish it by eating another half carton of ice cream

THE ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED ???MM??!?!?

to the weird guy that keeps stalking my bluesky and steam account i hope you're doing okay i haven't heard from you in a bit

woke is so fucking back baby

ATTENTION GAYS! Mark it down on your calendars! Rudy Giuliani will be RETWEETING furry inflation porn TOMORROW at 10 PM EST! Don't forget!

farted so loudly I set off the neighbor's Ring Doorbell

nobody steal this idea, I'm gonna invent a condom for couples that want to have children

they should make a patreon leaker website but instead of pirating furry porn from creators that deserve the money it should pirate instructional videos on how to melt billionaires in hydrochloric acid

showing this to Rudy Giuliani and telling him this its the new world trade center

woke is so fucking back baby

day 5 no cumfart november

equipping the fat albert vore necklace like an evil amulet that gives me immeasurable power at the great cost of slowly corrupting me with evil magic

(through tears) a... acab... *sniffle* acab includes... *snff* includes her... *sob*

equipping the fat albert vore necklace like an evil amulet that gives me immeasurable power at the great cost of slowly corrupting me with evil magic

Hey, I’m studying to become a dentist. Please send me pics of your maw. Many thanks. :)

jesus died on the cross so i can fantasize about being eaten alive by pokemon snake women

"tipping culture is out of hand" well where else am I supposed to hold my tip when I'm jorking it

stupid idiot karen bitch sitting next to me on the airplane and giving me grumpy disapproving looks watching me play DOOM II on my phone stupid bitch there is not god at 10,000ft i do Whatever I Want

love watching my various coins and pennies get unbirthed by the couch cushions - zach 2025

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"tipping culture is out of hand" well where else am I supposed to hold my tip when I'm jorking it

stupid idiot karen bitch sitting next to me on the airplane and giving me grumpy disapproving looks watching me play DOOM II on my phone stupid bitch there is not god at 10,000ft i do Whatever I Want

prey reforming after being digested slightly more autistic than they went in

there is a beautiful and gorgeous 20ft dragon woman that wants to use me like a fleshlight and that should be a reminder to all of you that there truly is still hope left in the world, and that dreams really do come true

"haha my fat ass crushes fascists" no my ass crushes horny people who WANT to be crushed under my fat ass, fascists just get the Horrible Microwave Beam

antifurs when they realize they have four canines lodged in their mouth at all time

I would honestly be fine with dying and becoming a freaky ghost as long as some ghost hunter tries to vacuum me with his high-tech ghost vacuum but it just sucks my dick really hard instead