If someone says they study Drama of any kind the only polite response is, “How DARE you.”

Just had my annual physical and pleased to report my cholesterol is, quote, “awesome.”

uh is Joe Rogan usually on about “globalist lizard people who run the world” or is that just um a recent development

Yesterday, I watched as Will Berry, whose mother was murdered during a 1997 robbery, delivered a petition to Gov. Ivey asking that the man who took her life be spared. Alabama plans to suffocate him anyway. Read the full story here.

Got paid $400 today — not by George Soros (who by the way, liberals and progressives need to defend more against what is obviously blatant anti-semitism) but by The Nation. Which slightly offsets the $2000+ bill I got yesterday for last year’s emergency appendectomy because “co-insurance”.

If I have a criticism of the dialogue on this site, it’s that the people scolding Democrats for trying to extend health care subsidies seem oblivious to the harm losing those subsidies will create. I understand the strategic and tactical arguments. But there’s a very human reason to extend them.

Good morning, all who were left behind and un-raptured.

ME, AFTER A LONG DAY, NORMALLY: hello how was your day DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?

Reminder: You have a patriotic duty to not want Jimmy Kimmel canceled by government officials but you do NOT have a patriotic duty to watch Jimmy Kimmel

Technicolor Dream Coat Part 2 2 Fast 2 Technicolorful

Melissa Clark’s olive oil challah is >>> TUH DZIE FOAH

yall think this will be on sale by the time Yom Kippur rolls around??! imgonna be the talk of the TEMPLE

More about my client’s pending execution and the courageous survivors who are speaking up for restorative justice, not murder, here from @leehedgepeth.bsky.social. It was a holy way to welcome the new year, I suppose. And heartbreaking. www.treadbylee.com/p/where-ther...

FACT-CHECK: This is Eric Adams in his Purim costume as a Torah scroll

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

I know ppl always joke about how it’s impossible to quit a gym but I just quit my gym and they made me fill out a form and walk to the directors office and HAND it to him in person and he frowned at me and said “you don’t like it here?” Should I just die

what you think you are in... you are not in you are not in a moment of equal consideration you are not in a moment where you life is equally valued you are not in a moment where facts, truth, and data is prioritized

RFK Jr...feels about autism how he should feel about heroin .... they way he talk about autism you would believe the children were OD'ing on facts about whales

None but I watched every episode of Growing Pains which, all that Mirk Cameron has to count for something right?

The great irony is that correcting the racist imbalance of colonial war crimes by expanding who gets to commit the crimes is actually the truest expression of neo colonialism there is.

Boy if the rapture *does* happen tomorrow a lot of blueskyers are going to look pret-ty foolish.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

extra credit question on sixth grader’s social studies test today was “guess what?”

Tomorrow I’m off to give talks about my work at Yale and Harvard. Tonight, my four year old told me I’m “probably not good at drawing fish” because “I’m not really good at anything”

Thinking tonight of my friends who are autistic. What a stupid timeline. Yall deserve better and so do we all.

This goes exactly hard enough for the year 5786 SHANA TOVA MFS

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

IT IS TIME.

It’s Election Day tomorrow! 1. Dems favored to win a congressional special in Arizona. 2. A Dem is vying to flip mayorship of Mobile, Alabama; she’d be city’s first Black woman mayor. 3. GOP defends red-leaning state legislative district in Georgia. Details on each: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

Shanah Tovah! 🍎🍯 This Rosh Hashanah, we honor Jewish communities whose resilience inspires us all. May the new year bring sweetness, solidarity, and strength as we keep building an inclusive democracy.

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

ICYMI: I published a thing today. Shanah Tovah everyone! May the coming year be better than the last.

I work in fines and fees reform in Alabama and have suggested to one Birmingham judge the court accept eels in lieu of currency or community service. Doing my part for the cause!

Making a difference in the world, one trivia contest at a time

I'm on vacation, and during trivia this morning, the host asked a question that he has never gotten a correct answer for: "In medieval England, what was used for currency for rental agreements?" His unbroken streak ended today, all because I follow @greenleejw.bsky.social That's right... Eels.

L’Shana Tova, BlueSky! It’s been a rough year and from here and now, it’s hard to see the next one being better. Let’s all act like it can be, though — and maybe it will. 🍎 🍯

Walk this way

Truly hate that when an Auburn coach retires, I have to dread what political position he’s going to take

Nothing has ever been more monkeys paw uncurls than The Battle Of Jimmy Kimmel being the battle the good guys win

Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.

“We have the best beans in the world” is my kind of nationalism

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

Evangelical Christian Jewish Guy is also a plausible type of Alabama senator, I regret to inform you

Bruce Pearl retiring brings the curtain down on one of the greatest and most confounding bits in college sports: Evangelical Christian Jewish Guy.

is counting on the rapture a recession indicator

Death of the Author? had it coming, to be honest, after what happened to all those darlings

Some of yall are out here getting mad at people’s religious beliefs? On a Monday?

Me, home and sick, but still unable to put down the social media machine.