whatever jonathan bailey's doing right now must be studied. the man's on an all-time heater. i just cried watching a video of him and elmo?

Me reading about Olivia Nuzzi, again

It is in fact normal and good for society to ask well-off people to give up some of our comforts to make sure other people have what they need. Also your house is probably too big.

I think lots of men believe women; they just don’t think it matters

Zohran Mamdani is already getting stuff done for the people of New York ✅

I hate these people

🥰🥰🥰

Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.

i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win. - @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

Star Tribune columnist Eric Roper is biking to all 13 wards of Minneapolis to talk to voters about today's local elections.

i love voting. i love when people vote. democracy is scary and hard and tenuous and still election day can show us the best of ourselves.

In Minnesota, we’re proud to have some of the highest voter turnout in the nation - and we want to keep it that way. Make a plan, and bring a friend! MNVotes.org

I can't decide which part of this is more ironic: the audio difficulties on the company-wide firing call, or the sudden revelation that work from home can, after all, be useful! www.startribune.com/target-layof...

RIP skattebo I thought your skull would be the thing to give out but it was something else

THAT IS KAVON’S BALL

Me, 2 hours into watching Tár: What the heck does everyone love about this movie nothing has happened???? Me, at the end of Tár: Wait that was actually quite good after all. Me, after thinking about Tár for 20 minutes straight after it ended: THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

I love practicing law in Minnesota

I hate the New York giants.

head's up fam: got the covid and flu vacc on friday and have been absolutely fucked up all day, literally cannot stand for more than 7 minutes

"As a resident of north Minneapolis and pastor in south Minneapolis, he experiences how the present administration ignores too many people. When he talks about bringing dignity, justice and liberation for everyone, he means all." www.startribune.com/dewayne-davi...

Love that heel turn to the passive voice.

What if the giants win 2 games!!!!!

If you’re hot, they’re hot: bring your Minnesotans inside

The person who wrote Clean at age 22 wrote Wood at age 35 and idk what to do about that

Is there going to be an extended version with all the good songs

Everyone else (including Vintage Taylor swift): we don’t need to pit successful women against each other that’s a tool of the patriarchy! Taylor Swift: fuck a lady who makes a better album than me she’s a barking chihuahua

i think she got travis's CTE by proxy

if that lady wrote a charli diss track and it's not an absolute banger i might have to be done with her

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Wild are gonna win the Cup 2k26 let’s gooooooo

#1 Steve Simon Stan always forever would die for this guy

love that famous Russell Wilson deep ball

my similar take is that when ezra klein says "we need to learn to live with each other," he means he thinks the right wing insurgence is going to win, and he thinks it behooves him and his listeners to change in that direction so as to maintain favor/popularity with the fascist ruling class

sometimes i sit, astounded by the sheer number of excellent books that exist already, or will exist during my lifetime - far too many for me to read all the ones i know i would really enjoy.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

idk idk i just think that if ezra klein would really like to figure out how "we learn to live with each other" he should probably talk to any black person in the south about it

jimmy kimmel? that's what we're doing??? seriously?????

hahahahahahahahaha these are the two stupidest teams in football

Russ: still not the answer it turns out

Jesus fucking Christ

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling. I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

Who could have predicted that Russell Wilson was not the answer ???

I love when the Giants show how bad they’re going to be immediately 💙💙💙

It’s so crazy that Taylor swift launched this elaborate of a plan to get back at Karlie kloss by ruining her favorite football team from the inside

“If Minnesota lets this moment slide and we determine that it’s okay for little ones to not be safe in a school environment or a church environment, then shame on us,” Walz said. “I’m going to call (lawmakers) back.”

Love to visit clients and friends at the state fair