I have never seen the Notebook. The thing is, I’m a cinephile. So I don’t usually have much of a gap. Oh, add Sex and the City and Gilmore Girls, not something I watched (Dawson’s Creek and OC adding to that list).

Our tale of espionage, intrigue, love, and an evil organisation bent on world domination has come to an end. Read the full story on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/700310... #OFMD #OFMDfic #AO3

Still feeling cute.

september 30th // october 1st

I saw someone on Tumblr say that their theory is that Aziraphale was using his “something’s wrong” voice at the end of GO2 but Crowley for once didn’t recognise it. So, he just pushed on. I can’t stop thinking about it.

My top 3 shows cut off in their prime: 1. Firefly (1 Season) — fuck you Fox 2. Galavant (2 Seasons) — Tad Cooper deserved better, fuck you ABC 3. Our Flag Means Death (2 seasons)— this one hurt the worst, fuck you HBO Still hoping for a third OFMD season. #renewasacrew #OFMD

While it’s not all published on AO3 yet, it is completely finished. If you want a PDF or ePUB of this while AO3 is down, reach out! #ao3 #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #fanfic

Have you listened to my new single “Space Rocks” on your streaming service of choice today? If not, what are you waiting for?? 😁 Art by the amazing @bekahjune.bsky.social Plz share!!

Happy bi visibility day my darlings. 💕💜💙✨ Cheers m’Queers 🫶🏻🫰🏼

happy tuesday to all the exhausted motherfuckers who sexualize men's butt cheeks

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day! Long may we roam 🩷💜💙

if you can't handle me at my butthole buccaneers then you don't deserve me at my feminist/leftist obsession of male buttcheeks

Nice, but we can do more! Streameth my new single, my friends, wherever you stream music! (You can also still buy it at my Bandcamp 😁) Plz share!!

I wrote the last chapters today. Published chapter 30 (of 57) earlier. All sorts of emotional that I finished writing. Sure there are edits as I publish the chapters on AO3 but it’s done y’all. 😭 love to my readers 🫶🏻 archiveofourown.org/works/700310... #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ao3 #fanfic

“Space Rocks” is out today everywhere you stream music! Please stream it plentifully! Add it to a playlist and send that playlist to your friends! And please repost this! Artwork by @bekahjune.bsky.social!!

They might speedrun fascism. They’re equally likely to trip over their own shoelaces and speedrun the rise of Democratic Socialism. Depends on how loud we can get and how quickly.

Ohhh ooh daddyyy 🥵 😩 Daddyy 😳🤐

You know, whatever this is, it’s just gonna turn me on. 😏🥵🤨

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW

Meanwhile, my new single “Space Rocks” hits streaming this Friday!! With artwork by the amazing @bekahjune.bsky.social

Chapter 21 today — OFMD AU Spy Thriller Charlotte, Ed, Izzy, & Jim feel like they just walked into a version of the Twilight Zone. Someone is targeting the company, but this may go deeper. Stede isn’t himself. (Ch 22 coming tomorrow) archiveofourown.org/works/700310... #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

Kindness is an act of defiance right now

Don’t cry. Fight like hell. Be funny as hell while you do it. Be kind as hell while you’re funny as hell while you’re fighting like hell. We’ll win.

About 9 chapters are published on AO3 so far, this is the OFMD Spy Fanfic I’m currently writing. Featuring an original character. archiveofourown.org/works/700310... #ofmd #fanfic #ofmdfanfic

Happy Dickfuck Day Crew!

may we go back to the sea now cap’n

Had a good time tonight on @txsteamconnect.bsky.social podcast promoting my series Voicemails of the Unexplained. It was such a fun time. Check it out: www.youtube.com/live/ndii0Hq...

It’s Bandcamp Friday, I have *two* new singles out, and CDs at my Bandcamp are on sale!! Would appreciate your support today for these two new songs that I am really proud of. Both have awesome artwork by @bekah_june! Plz sh*re!

The agency I was working for laid me off today in a “workforce reduction layoff and then house later published an article I wrote (still got that byline, baby). The irony gets deeper from there but won’t bore you with the details. Anyone need a Director of Marketing? Ya girl is very available.

Not my usual style, mostly playing with different brushes. #ofmd #depressionrobe #edteach #blackbeard

That looks like a hickey 🤔 [video from gifs on tumblr] #GuyMann #Viago #TaikaWaititi #RhysDarby

So many feelings seeing these precious things up for auction. Also, I very much wish I had all the money to own just a piece of this history.

New single goes live on Bandcamp at midnight tonight!! Hope you’ll grab yourself a download! Artwork by the amazing @bekah_june ! Please share!

The Gentleman Trickster I presume Watch @rhysiedarby.bsky.social cause trouble on the Enterprise in #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorld 🫰🏼 www.instagram.com/reel/DMNNkYE...

I love collabing with Pants.

Join us on Saturday, June 28, at 2 PM EST to see the premiere of You Only Frame Twice! We can't wait to share it with you 🥰 #YOFT www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Ew...

Memaw calls to report… well, she’s not entirely sure. The eggs are no longer where she left them. The radio plays something that isn’t quite music. She’s not afraid. Not exactly. But someone should probably know. New Episode: youtu.be/R9LNBb5vJJg?...

"Oh, that's just the shape of love." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Ahead of her #tnuc panel tomorrow, Gypsy Taylor just dropped some juicy concept art for post-wedding raid Blackbeard over on Instagram! Source: @ gypsytaylor on insta #ofmd

One minute you’re dozing on the couch. The next, you’re in a room that’s never existed. There’s a girl standing there. When you turn ardoun — it’s all gone. 🎧 Voicemails of the Unexplained: Episode 35 – Mysterious Room Now playing. Listen if you dare. YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/722Hs...

Your capacity to love, stand tall, and peacefully take no shit unnerves them

That yellow smiley sponge in your sink? Yeah. It knows things. A late-night encounter. A hovering ship. Backwards songs through the sponge. Humming aliens. 🛸 Listen if you dare: youtube.com/shorts/HYmOS... #VoicemailsOfTheUnexplained #AlienAbduction #SpookyAudio #CreepyVoicemail

Feeling like Stede today. Like I’m “too much.” Telling myself that I’m adequate helps. But that feeling is lingering strong.

The message isn’t the same every time. The voice sounds like you—but not quite. If you’ve called more than once, you may already be caught. New episode is up. Listen… carefully. YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/ZB9Zx... TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8M9LHmL/

Something’s been spotted near the ridge. No birds. No wind. Just silence—then the sound. And whatever it is… it knows your name. Voicemails of the Unexplained: Episode 32 – Shapeshifter Listen if you dare. YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/yeCe-... TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MBGh7n/

Saw The Black Keys last night in Durant, OK — first show of their tour. It was a great concert!