it’s not that i want to “get over” Chihiro but uhhhh when do i stop being so sad about her

whenever i GENTLY correct Brother from doing something bad i can hear him summoning the ancestors to curse me

you ever wake up and know you’re gonna be a Little Shit the whole day

yall ever had this thing called water before? that shit hits

can someone pls tell me i don’t need the monster high Us dolls even though i think they’re stunning

my own secret personal bit is putting Boys (2017) by Charli XCX on every single playlist no matter what

wait but everything’s still romantic right

do you think the two new cats realize we’re approaching Spooky’s month

Not just that they're comedians but two wealthy white guys being told they can't say what they want has to be the biggest of red flags

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

i’ll take the bad wuthering heights adaption if it gets me that new version of everything is romantic idcidc

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

Tramell Tillman has won his first-ever Emmy for his performance in ‘SEVERANCE’ See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

Meg Stalter stuns at the 2025 #Emmys with a “Ceasefire!” purse

don’t EVEN try to give her shit!!! SHE earned the right to be like THIS!!!

ok i think it’s happening soon

STOP SENDING ME EMAILS ABOUT MY DEAD CAT SHE DOESNT NEED VACCINES OR A SITTER

bouta start a rage room with all the trash in my garage hmu

i already know i’m living a better life than i had growing up just by the fact of always having a snacking cheese in the fridge

made it all the way through skate class without falling and then busted my big fat ass trying to get to the after class donut treat

honestly seeing my old therapist come get her client in front of me is pure torture

actually being an anxious child seems to have worked out for me bc wdym i still have all the tiny accessories for my old 2000s polly pockets

the way we always called Chihiro our BabyCat and now she will perpetually be baby cat bye

i really think it explains everything to know i was “Guy #1” in my bffs phone and she was “Steve” in mine a la the lonely island sketch Sports

wearing my Pump It Up with Sue shirt to skate class bc everything’s still romantic right?

sorry donna noble is the funniest person alive

what’s the spiritual meaning of finding a single ant on you multiple days in a row

spooky is living her life constantly like “why would a man be here!!” except it’s her father she’s lived with for 8 years

i think it should be illegal for a hair color called “virgin pink” to have a strong dose of purple in it

heard two chords of the score and now i’m considering rewatching succession for the millionth time

had a real “the jester in me recognizes the jester in you” moment yesterday so yeah the crush is solid

they really popped off with the word blight. like when i see blight on my crops there’s no other word but blight for it

got a vaccination reminder for chihiro🔫🥴🤠🔫🔫🔫

obviously 10+Rose is The Love Story but have you considered 9+Rose

do you think the cops(specifically at the airport) feel good about their glorified traffic control job

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

Some of you are discussing politics with people who are discussing liberation. It's not a debate, it's two separate conversations.

my low ball offer was accepted i feel so powerful

uh oh just did a bid on ebay for the first time. nothing bad will come of this i’m sure.

anyway i hope you fall in love again and again and again and again and again and again in many different ways throughout your life

the thing i miss most about twitter/x are all my brat tweets. those were a treasure to me.

ah yes the birthday sads, right on time

you bet your ass i’m on Only Polly Pocket dot com after a day at the antique mall

how can i hate my bitey cat when teeth have been my brand for years

i go to concerts so rarely that my get ready routine is still the same as the one i used for 1D at 13. shave and oil my whole body just in case the singer sees me in sitting in the back row!!

brother be tall

she is one corn dog long