Tomorrow!! Come buy art gifts from humans!! 100% slop free!

Go check out today’s episode where we’re joined by a very special guest, the wonderful @amalelmohtar.com!!

FURTHERMORE if you're interested in watching two people realize they share a brain in real time through the medium of nerding out over (among other things) Welsh mythology you should sign up to @500opentabs.bsky.social's Patreon to see that happen to @hannahhillam.bsky.social & me

I did it. I appeared on a video podcast, & I did not die.

Go check out today’s episode where we’re joined by a very special guest, the wonderful @amalelmohtar.com!!

1 day only Holiday Market this Saturday at Tito Rick’s Garage in San Diego! Considering purchasing your gifts this holiday season from real life human artists who don’t need to consume the world’s limited resources to produce slop!

Thank you Spotify for these incredible data points!! In all seriousness, we’d like to express our gratitude to all our listeners/supporters/ Dicky Nixie Soviet Pool Party attendees. Couldn’t have done this without you!!

At least on @500opentabs.bsky.social we have the decency to make you think we might secretly be Muppets. No lower torso visibility for us.

My KPop Demon Hunters/Calvin & Hobbes mashup is now available on shirts and sweatshirts for both kids and adults! These have been very popular gifts so get it now to avoid the holiday rush. Keep your conscience Golden this winter by supporting indie artists! www.blacksmithfilms.com/store?catego...

The complete analysis of the Guns n Roses November Rain trilogy by @500opentabs.bsky.social is the perfect thing to watch as you’re staying indoors to avoid actual November rain! youtu.be/hu1i6hhOGsA?...

Poisoned candy myths debunked on this week’s episode of 500 Open Tabs! Available now wherever you get your podcasts!

500 is a lot

@500opentabs.bsky.social new to the pod, so working through the back episodes and trying to explain to my wife why I had to buy the English translation of the Icelandic Dracula.

At long last it’s @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social week!! I’ll be coming in HOT with new exclusive originals, prints, stickers, mugs and the like. Come find me in Artist Alley at Table D-33 alongside @hannahhillam.bsky.social

Lookin good!!!

I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.

Portlanders, come find me this week at Rose City Comic Con!! I’ll have new originals and pins, plus books, prints, mugs and the like. @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I will be at D-01 in Artist Alley. This will be my first time ever in Portland so please share any recommendations below!

I started listening to @500opentabs.bsky.social (I'm obsessed with Ken Allen now). I checked how many tabs I have out of curiosity, and... How do I even begin to chip away at this 😭

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.

ICYMI Ken Allen is the famous Orangutan who tried repeatedly to escape the San Diego Zoo and also my hero. Watch the episode here!

When someone subscribes to my podcast

If you’re from San Diego and don’t know who Ken Allen is, consider yourself a disgrace.

TFW the hosts of our podcast do the exact same thing

Our Summer 2025 Drop is available now for a limited time!! This shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San Diego (featured in episode 83). AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONCE THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE! www.bonfire.com/500-open-tab...

When @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social are in the same space, it's pure baja blasted magic. Come hear what video games are to blame (or contributed?) to shape who he is. 📅 Friday, July 25 🕗 8PM-9PM 📍 SDCC Room 29AB

Go listen to a couple of Kavehs!

#ICYMI We experienced good bone pulls and the glory of the hole with @500opentabs.bsky.social hosts @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social on last week’s JJGo! Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

True crime and water sports!?? Cartoonists @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social were on JJGo last week, listen in case you missed it on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. @500opentabs.bsky.social

On this week’s episode, we welcome cartoonists, @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social, to chat Stankus The Rat updates, share more tubing tales of terror, describe their podcast (@500opentabs.bsky.social), and more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

My Email was read on my favorite podcast @500opentabs.bsky.social so i thought i'd share the image of the Hadacol ad i sent in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouqe...

Thanks to everyone who came out to support us at the Pac Man opening yesterday! And thanks to @patrickballestart.bsky.social for always looking out for other other artists like @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I!

Our editor @steamboatlys.bsky.social put together this incredible timeline of all the topics we’ve covered and the corresponding episodes!

That pizza looks glorious!!

My favorite people at #c2E2 🖤🖤🖤 @hannahhillam.bsky.social @kavehtaherian.bsky.social COUSIN SARAH! @jordanmorris.bsky.social

I love how chaotic @500opentabs.bsky.social live streams are

“Alexa: Play season 1 episode 5 of 500 Open Tabs”

I was invited to be on the @500opentabs.bsky.social podcast and I'm so thankful they let me go on a Supermarket Sweep rant for 30 minutes straight You can watch the whole episode on their Youtube!

Many thanks to everyone who came out to our “Escaping the Algorithm” panel for ECCC! Was such an honor for @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I to share the stage with @patrickbellastart.bsky.social & @mikebennettart.bsky.social. A little crazy to put on a panel while tabling but it’s always worth it!

I’ll be back at Emerald City Comic Con this week in Artist Alley at table J-07!

Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims

@kavehtaherian.bsky.social did an awesome episode on her! Absolute legend. youtu.be/1-0pIzg1qoY?...

Seattle friends! When you’re not visiting me on the ECCC floor at table J-7 in Artists Alley, come see me on the Escaping the Algorithm panel on Friday night in room 345 with @hannahhillam.bsky.social @patrickballestart.bsky.social and @mikebennettart.bsky.social

As old as floppy discs

@hannahhillam.bsky.social 3 minutes into every episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social

Imagine my excitement when the Noho Arts district I call home chose to make me a featured artist! nohoartsdistrict.com/meet-artist-...

Everyone go listen to @hannahhillam.bsky.social talk about farts with our pal Dr. Kaveh!!

Listen everything is only gonna get worse so we might as well counter the Broligarchs attempt to monetize our collective descent into madness by engaging with each other offline.

Tomorrow night!! Take a break from Doomscrolling and join me at the screening of my film “Lavashak” about my grandmother making fruit leather. partiful.com/e/DjhCsLZb3U...