Lookin good!!!

I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.

Portlanders, come find me this week at Rose City Comic Con!! I’ll have new originals and pins, plus books, prints, mugs and the like. @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I will be at D-01 in Artist Alley. This will be my first time ever in Portland so please share any recommendations below!

I started listening to @500opentabs.bsky.social (I'm obsessed with Ken Allen now). I checked how many tabs I have out of curiosity, and... How do I even begin to chip away at this 😭

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.

ICYMI Ken Allen is the famous Orangutan who tried repeatedly to escape the San Diego Zoo and also my hero. Watch the episode here!

When someone subscribes to my podcast

If you’re from San Diego and don’t know who Ken Allen is, consider yourself a disgrace.

TFW the hosts of our podcast do the exact same thing

Our Summer 2025 Drop is available now for a limited time!! This shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San Diego (featured in episode 83). AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONCE THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE! www.bonfire.com/500-open-tab...

When @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social are in the same space, it's pure baja blasted magic. Come hear what video games are to blame (or contributed?) to shape who he is. 📅 Friday, July 25 🕗 8PM-9PM 📍 SDCC Room 29AB

Go listen to a couple of Kavehs!

#ICYMI We experienced good bone pulls and the glory of the hole with @500opentabs.bsky.social hosts @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social on last week’s JJGo! Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

True crime and water sports!?? Cartoonists @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social were on JJGo last week, listen in case you missed it on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. @500opentabs.bsky.social

On this week’s episode, we welcome cartoonists, @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social, to chat Stankus The Rat updates, share more tubing tales of terror, describe their podcast (@500opentabs.bsky.social), and more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

My Email was read on my favorite podcast @500opentabs.bsky.social so i thought i'd share the image of the Hadacol ad i sent in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouqe...

Thanks to everyone who came out to support us at the Pac Man opening yesterday! And thanks to @patrickballestart.bsky.social for always looking out for other other artists like @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I!

Our editor @steamboatlys.bsky.social put together this incredible timeline of all the topics we’ve covered and the corresponding episodes!

That pizza looks glorious!!

My favorite people at #c2E2 🖤🖤🖤 @hannahhillam.bsky.social @kavehtaherian.bsky.social COUSIN SARAH! @jordanmorris.bsky.social

I love how chaotic @500opentabs.bsky.social live streams are

“Alexa: Play season 1 episode 5 of 500 Open Tabs”

I was invited to be on the @500opentabs.bsky.social podcast and I'm so thankful they let me go on a Supermarket Sweep rant for 30 minutes straight You can watch the whole episode on their Youtube!

Many thanks to everyone who came out to our “Escaping the Algorithm” panel for ECCC! Was such an honor for @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I to share the stage with @patrickbellastart.bsky.social & @mikebennettart.bsky.social. A little crazy to put on a panel while tabling but it’s always worth it!

I’ll be back at Emerald City Comic Con this week in Artist Alley at table J-07!

Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims

@kavehtaherian.bsky.social did an awesome episode on her! Absolute legend. youtu.be/1-0pIzg1qoY?...

Seattle friends! When you’re not visiting me on the ECCC floor at table J-7 in Artists Alley, come see me on the Escaping the Algorithm panel on Friday night in room 345 with @hannahhillam.bsky.social @patrickballestart.bsky.social and @mikebennettart.bsky.social

As old as floppy discs

@hannahhillam.bsky.social 3 minutes into every episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social

Imagine my excitement when the Noho Arts district I call home chose to make me a featured artist! nohoartsdistrict.com/meet-artist-...

Everyone go listen to @hannahhillam.bsky.social talk about farts with our pal Dr. Kaveh!!

Listen everything is only gonna get worse so we might as well counter the Broligarchs attempt to monetize our collective descent into madness by engaging with each other offline.

Tomorrow night!! Take a break from Doomscrolling and join me at the screening of my film “Lavashak” about my grandmother making fruit leather. partiful.com/e/DjhCsLZb3U...

If you’re in LA this Saturday you should come watch the short I made about my grandmother making fruit leather! She’s funny and it’s free so why haven’t you RSVPed yet? partiful.com/e/DjhCsLZb3U...

Go listen to me channel all my AQI anxieties to actual doctors and experts!

Have you joined our Discord yet? You should cuz we’ll never go dark or asskiss fascists! (Except hot Young Stalin 🥵) discord.gg/WPgxrjKq

However on a lighter note, i met my two favourite Podcasters back in October! It was such a joy to meet the hosts of @500opentabs.bsky.social Thank you Kaveh and Hannah for turning me into an unofficial mascot of sorts lol

My highlight gift from this morning is this sticker from @500opentabs.bsky.social

Check out my rad shirt from @500opentabs.bsky.social! My Christmas wishlist is complete.

I love @500opentabs.bsky.social! Hannah and Kaveh literally bring me so much joy. It's like getting to listen in on 2 friends having the craziest convo you've ever heard, and then you go tell all your friends about it. And the Kumitabs are WILD!🤣 K2mitab had me in stitches.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

Only a few hours left!! Don’t miss out!!

Reminder that our “Throw Me in the Bog” sweatshirt drop ends this on Sunday!! Get yours now! www.bonfire.com/bogsweater/

It’s only been a day since I heard my letter read on my favorite podcast and everytime I think about it, I still can’t believe it happened.

🚨EXCLUSIVE DROP ALERT!🚨 I designed this insane bog sweatshirt for my podcast, @500opentabs.bsky.social. It’s available for everyone through December 1st! It may not preserve you for 3000 years like a real bog but it will definitely keep you warm this winter!a www.bonfire.com/bogsweater/

I always enjoy hanging out with my friends on their endeavors as well! My friends @500opentabs.bsky.social recently had me on their show (go check them out!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZTn...