When people ask how the podcast is going

Please please PLEASE show support to all of the Iranians in your life right now. Here’s a starter pack of all of the amazing Iranian artists and creatives I know!! bsky.app/starter-pack...

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Even if he is bluffing, tomorrow the whole threatening genocide thing will be papered over as an effective negotiation strategy and we’ll continue living in a country where there are no consequences for making such threats.

I had the immense joy of sharing all the ups and downs of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers with @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social on last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social I love chatting with two of my favorite people!! youtu.be/2rC2qMroABA?...

Lightning McQueen would have absolutely been on those flight logs

I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

This isn’t a repeat of 2003, this is the conclusion.

Fascism is here the only question is what will you do? Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The kid just asked the Magic 8 ball how to spell a word like it’s Siri

“Alexa: Play season 1 episode 5 of 500 Open Tabs”

Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims

Been working hard making new stuff for Emerald City Comic Con next week! Come stop by the table, J07

Seattle friends! When you’re not visiting me on the ECCC floor at table J-7 in Artists Alley, come see me on the Escaping the Algorithm panel on Friday night in room 345 with @hannahhillam.bsky.social @patrickballestart.bsky.social and @mikebennettart.bsky.social

@hannahhillam.bsky.social 3 minutes into every episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social

No I don’t want to alienate the other parents at drop off but if I don’t do it who will

Honoring my hunter gatherer ancestors by using a knife to slit open the throat of the blue apron knick knacks bag

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Battleship looking like his namesake

My 3yo drew a “chicken” tattoo on himself

Fight or flight 4ever

Hey everyone! I also host a podcast with @kavehtaherian.bsky.social and it’s worth checking out, especially if live in a prison of your hundreds of open tabs

Woke up feeling like a different (worse) person

Figured this was a good first post, seeing as it will probably be on my tombstone someday