Hair too short

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Adam Savage on Taskmaster. That’d work well, I think.

Sully meets the Ballon Boy, there’s an idea

I have stumbled upon the surprisingly active subreddit for Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

Devastated we didn’t get a still-drunk-from-last-night Jimmy Fallon in this year’s Macy’s Parade.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Seems like ‘80s nostalgia was already pretty passé when Stranger Things started a decade ago, so seeing them still at it makes me feel like a man out of time.

The crazy thing about the Nazi podcaster is that she was BAD at EVERYTHING *on top of being a Nazi*

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Only real surprise here for me is that the worst song she's ever written "Actually Romantic" didn't sweep.

Love to wake up and learn I have a chance to post one of these

old enough to remember all the kids going apeshit throwing popcorn ripping up the seats at the part in Caspar The Friendly Ghost when Father Guido Sarducci does a cameo

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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Describing an exciting baseball game: No one scored! For hours!

They probably shouldn't use it, then.

Six seven!

Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away

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If I Had Eggs, I’d Quiche You (Sorry I’m just being cute!!!)

"I hope I die before things get too bad" isn't the BEST worldview, yet here we are!

How I feel about political candidates

Does everyone have some variation on an edgelord phase? Sure, certainly. I still think a Nazi tattoo is like a whole other line to cross lol

Got high and started fixating on how fucked up Thanksgiving is

I have seen more posts from libs today outraged at Trump tearing down part of the White House than I did Biden's policy on Israel and Gaza throughout his entire presidency.

i'm not gonna act like i'm horrified by trump's destruction of the east wing. who gives a shit rip the whole white house down

Got a text from the salon that the guy who cuts my hair no longer works there, so now I have to find a new person I don't dislike making small talk with for 45 minutes, this is hell.

I mean to be fair, applying logic to any religious belief is going to make it fall apart.

Sometimes I wonder why it took so long for me to realize I’m queer, and then I remember how in the 9th grade I was in denial for months about being attracted to Avril Lavigne because she was “alternative.”

Rilo Kiley is one of my favorite bands and has been for over 20 years, I think that’s really special.

The only reason I knew the Dodgers were still playing is because traffic was so bad yesterday that I almost missed the beginning of Les Miserables.

I regret to inform you that The Grabber has returned

OMG it's gonna be a Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again

Looking forward to the Babe.net review of the new Aziz movie

As long as no one protests MY king

There are three perfectly good Burbank AMCs for that!

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Why did I expect the reveal to be that it was some Banksy-esque art installation and not, like, a bigger rodent

Hope everyone has their tickets for the FocusFest triple feature of The Big Lebowski, Bugonia, and Promising Young Woman

“Hello, Bluesky” what is this, Opposite Pink Floyd Day

I think seeing Rilo Kiley perform, “Pictures of Success,” as the rain really started falling healed something in me 🥹