Every chapter opened with "Great Scott!" from the omniscient narrator.

Is that when Andy gets home

YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!!

Fascinating how a couple of good tunes can get millions of people to consider child molestation a gray area.

Will never forget the episode of This American Life where Ira Glass used Facebook data to track what time of year couples end their relationships, and he was so confused how often it happens on April Fool's Day. He really couldn't seem to put those pieces together.

Rachel Sennott is a millennial, don't let that pout fool you

I would rather stare at a white wall than pay for a service and still get ads.

The fun thing about The Price is Right is that unlike most game shows, there is no formal audition. You show up for the taping and a producer goes down the line talking to everyone for 15-30 seconds, that's it. No screening at all for if you can actually play the games, they're just going on vibes.

Nazi rally at SoFi Stadium on April 3

“Spring back” and “Fall forward” both also make sense

The more I sit with The Bride!, the more I think it may be the worst movie I’ve seen in, oh, 10 years? I’d need to look at a list.

The Bride! is the first movie based on Nick Wiger's "Monster Fuck"

We carry the box set of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. New, original shrink-wrap, never been opened. 1 copy. mzs.press/Studio-60-on...

Finally time for Wascally Wabbit

Going to the bar and demanding they turn on the game (California's Gold reruns on youtube).

Still dead btw

Muppet History guy DMing Sabrina Carpenter because he thinks he can exploit a shared interest

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

You think a human could do better? You think a human would think to plow this road and add tire tracks? The little details are why you’re gonna be left in the dust.

The rom com is BACK

My Song Sung is Blue. It’s BLUE!!!

Omg he’s covering the Randy Newman song from Toy Story 3

Hair too short

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Adam Savage on Taskmaster. That’d work well, I think.

Sully meets the Ballon Boy, there’s an idea

I have stumbled upon the surprisingly active subreddit for Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

Devastated we didn’t get a still-drunk-from-last-night Jimmy Fallon in this year’s Macy’s Parade.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Seems like ‘80s nostalgia was already pretty passé when Stranger Things started a decade ago, so seeing them still at it makes me feel like a man out of time.

The crazy thing about the Nazi podcaster is that she was BAD at EVERYTHING *on top of being a Nazi*

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Only real surprise here for me is that the worst song she's ever written "Actually Romantic" didn't sweep.

Love to wake up and learn I have a chance to post one of these

old enough to remember all the kids going apeshit throwing popcorn ripping up the seats at the part in Caspar The Friendly Ghost when Father Guido Sarducci does a cameo

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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Describing an exciting baseball game: No one scored! For hours!

They probably shouldn't use it, then.

Six seven!

Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away

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