HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser! You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles! Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids. veeps.com/dynastytypew...

Golden Girls: Love is Golden is out TODAY! What would be REALLY cool is if you bought it at your local bookstore like, say, Bookstore Plus here in Lake Placid NY where I am for the holiday. Shopping small does wonders for your community as well as your SOUL. Now go forth and spread the love.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?" "A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-" "Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?" "About as intelligent as a border collie." "So, intelligent. Why?" "You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

Can you dig it?

Hodge cooked up something special for the flamboyant Messr. Hawthorne this Thanksgiving eve. Good thing this herbivore's no vegetarian! OCs by @mulefoot.bsky.social , referencing this: bsky.app/profile/did:... #furryart #somepig #ohdeer #baconpancakes

I am PRETTY SURE I can get stickers in time, so HEY!! I will open my DM’s for Christmas. If you leave me a message with your address and tell me you’ve bought my book before Dec. 15 (and you’re in the US) I will mail you a signed nameplate for it!

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it

Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine. Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.

How to look after your cats

I painted a scene for my personal project. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache on Arches watercolour paper

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

✨Lost memories✨ ep4, part 2 is now available! 👇 derideal.com/lost-memorie...

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists. These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.

Unruly Card Games - Gator Days

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

Cats are standing by, ready to help you wrap presents this holiday season. Photo from my collection, 1964.

PRE-ORDER NOW IF 100 OF YOU SHOW ME RECEIPTS I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S HOUSE

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much). If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking: -fancy ginger beer -coconut water -premium juices like lychee and guava -apple cider with cinnamon -Italian sodas -sparkling water Lots of options!

Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!

I don't own a 3d printer, but if I did, I would probably spend all my time designing 3d-printed cat armor inspired by Dino-Riders.

Cheetahs continue to be scary predators.

need-a-penny, take-a-penny

Nothin' lasts forever, And we both know hearts can change. And it's hard to hold a candle, In the cold November rain.

Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever

Sagittarius horoscope

ARTISTS! I need your help! In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend. Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...

"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."

YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Think of the Children - Gator Days

forest foot

All forms of dragons are cute! 🐉✨ #animation #dragons

Via a friend: the recipient of the first successful neonatal heart transplant celebrated his 40th birthday a few days ago, still with the same donor heart transplanted into him when he was just days old: news.llu.edu/patient-care...

Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time

The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–

Daily bunny no.3145 helps out with flight ptraining

It needs to be said more often that the world is a better, more beautiful and more enriching place BECAUSE trans people are a part of it.

This cozy cat game is coming to Nintendo Switch! 💌 Open world cat-themed town 💌 Deliver packages, complete silly tasks 💌 Befriend quirky cat characters 💌 Meow on demand! Catto's Post Office releases 2026! Thanks to #CozyQuest2025 for sharing our trailer 💛

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar