It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Me when Thatcher

Die!

youtu.be/nwD37WyVD1w I don't normally make political music but I'm so angry right now that I couldn't help myself

POV you're joining a roleplaying session with #sheffield Reform Councillors

Look on me, and despair!

Grok is so much worse than you think.

Morning

No point worrying about it.

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May you find all that you seek, traveller.

Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time.

The sun shines every day in hell.

Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Hey @jinglejam.co.uk One of your big names on the line up is on stream in a Nazi inspired outfit, complaining about woke Idealogy and calling people snowflakes for being upset at that. You might want to rethink this.

Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

10/10 take. No notes.

Captain Torture

Gonna reskeet this to get more of your little peepers on it. It's good shit.

Yo bluesky, listen to this. It's good. youtu.be/c6ci3s4qCA0?...

I will not read your GenAI Book I will not watch your GenAI Movie I will not play your GenAI Game I will not listen to your GenAI Artist If nobody went into any effort to create the thing themselves, then it is definitely not worth my time or attention at all.

Violating the copyright of a single piece of art is a crime. Violating the copyright of every piece of art in existence is a business model apparently.

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Damaging ancient English monuments by spray painting on them is definitely the way to "protect" English culture isn't it lads? You absolute fuck wits.

Gonna be interesting watching how they make this about trans people

No more work til Saturday so let’s binge some Silksong! www.twitch.tv/samilouise94

There's something funny about Fallout's iconography for things like consumerism being very prevalent in its world and now it's using AI art for merchanised hot sauce bottles

Live again! Come say hey! www.twitch.tv/samilouise94

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Modern problems require modern solutions

More Randomised Dark Souls Fun ft wifey www.twitch.tv/baalrog

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