Rabbit, rabbit

I’m the Pikachu passed out at the function

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Rabbit, rabbit!

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

waking up to some normal early morning posts

They’ll send you to die for oil and profit — while calling it freedom. This isn’t just an attack on Iran. It’s a war on all of us. 🎥 Don’t Let Iran Become Another Vietnam — a msg from @lunaoi.bsky.social who has seen firsthand the horrors of U.S. empire Watch on Means TV: means.tv/programs/lun...

Crazy timeline where we finally see a sitting US President accuse Israel of violating a ceasefire

Watching someone put three (3!) bags in the overhead bins on what will be a full flight is so annoying. That has to be the same as the moral test of whether or not you return a shopping cart to the corral, right? There aren’t consequences but it’s so pointlessly selfish to put 3 things up?

Proof that #PlayPokemon NAIC TCG Masters played a LOT of Pokémon last Friday! This impressive stack of match slips is almost as tall as our scorekeeper, Carin. Thanks to all NAIC staff for your incredible work!

The #PlayPokemon NAIC closing ceremony Arcanine art reveal has us even more excited for the World Championships in Anaheim! We're already looking forward to supporting another incredible event there. (And yes, we'll definitely be checking out the Pokémon Center for that merch too!)

Thanks to all #PlayPokemon NAIC players, staff, and attendees for a great event today! 20,114 match slips later, and we're at the end of Day 1! See you tomorrow for another great day!

Good luck to all #PlayPokemon NAIC competitors today - we hope you have a great day!

#PlayPokemon NAIC competitors - it's almost that time! List submissions close tomorrow morning at 8AM CDT! If you haven't already, check out your Player Tournament Dashboard and make sure your list is submitted! List submission for VG Junior & Senior competitors closes Saturday morning at 8AM CDT.

Embarrassing how many in my generation still cling to Harry Potter. I get it, I enjoyed the craze. But to be loudly excited about the prospect of putting more money in JKs pockets? Same energy as celebrating Pride at Chick-fil-A. What is wrong with you?

Oh, hey, that's me!

Deck and team lists have been published for the #PlayPokemon Special Event this past weekend! 🇮🇹 Bologna @fanfinity.bsky.social‬ TCG: rk9.gg/roster/BO01w... VGC: rk9.gg/roster/BO02w... GO: rk9.gg/roster/BO03w...

Rabbit, rabbit

A baby🥹

There are so many good options out there - don’t keep supporting a union busting company

if you're still a congressman when you die, you get to be a congressman in heaven and do the really good insider trading up there. why is everyone pretending not to understand this

Capricorn: The Cabbage Patch Dolls will have their revenge.

Aries: The universe has been cancelled. There will be no refunds.

Imagine being the Democratic Party in the year of our Arceus 2025 and unironically calling the other party cowards

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

2017 Anaheim: How It Started 2025 Anaheim: How It’s Going 🐳

Why does this Zord look so sassy

Welp, that didn't pan out, but it opens new doors anyway! I don't see myself going down that road ever again.

Made a last-minute decision to see Thunderbolts* last night and really enjoyed it! First time I've been glad to see a Marvel movie early in theaters in years.

Just a public service announcement. Look up the starter packs you've followed in the past again. You're likely going to have even more people to follow because they don't automatically add the ones that weren't around when you originally clicked it.

Rabbit, rabbit!

Want head start at some excellent prizes from our Prize Wall? Early Bird Bonus! Sign up before May 1st to receive 5 Prize Wall Tickets just for registering for our UniVersus Albuquerque Regional! play.uvsgames.com/events/1fdb8...

More Social Medias! People find me.

I suspect this slogan would not have been tremendously popular: "Trump 2024: Your kids are going to get fewer toys and the ones they do get will cost more"

the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention

So excited for Milwaukee this weekend!

For those Pokémon trainers attending the Milwaukee Regional Championships be sure to take a look at the event site: regionals.gaminggen.gg/regionals/mi... A lot of information has been added including schedule, side events, floor map and parking near the venue

About to take the last step in an interview process and really, really want to succeed - send me good vibes, y’all! Please and thank you

Saw Revenge of the Sith in the theater yesterday. Really appreciated the cheering at the same moments people cheered on opening night back in 2005, as well as the laughs for all the now-meme scenes. Fuller theater than I've seen in a long time!

Amazing how so on point Andor is.

Aries: You’ll come in second place at a major competition this week! Unfortunately, it’s a duel.

The GO meta really is heating up at Seville (@gabbysnyder.com)

There is an entire political movement that believes the statement “if you work full-time in America, you should be able to pay your bills and have a savings account with your paycheck” is radical. We must come to an agreement that it’s not radical to demand that.

Never let me forget the time that someone wrote a news story about Zoey Deschanel leaving her husband Death Cab in favor of her new boyfriend, Cutie front man Ben Gibbard.

Deck and team lists have been published for the #PlayPokemon Regional Championship this past weekend! 🇲🇽 Monterrey TCG: rk9.gg/roster/MO01m... VGC: rk9.gg/roster/MO02m... GO: rk9.gg/roster/MO03m...

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

REMINDER THAT NAIC WAVE 1 OF REGISTRATIONS IS TOMORROW AT 7PM CENTRAL | 8PM EST

Couldn't have happened to a better person