✌️ I've seen enough, I'm out

Hey, uh, why are we still on Twitter validating the clown who bought it?

All the community notes trying to defend Musk throwing a Sieg Heil by claiming that's a perfectly typical gesture for saying "My heart goes out to you" as if he didn't know exactly what he was doing Nobody unintentionally gestures that way, what a stupid fucking timeline

Thinking of creating content for TikTok

Just had a great conversation with @Mellow_Magikarp - looking forward to when Episode 179 of @LakeOfRagepod drops!

Any questions about judging, being a Pokémon Professor in general, or any of the other projects I'm working on? Let me know what would be beneficial for you to hear about!

I'll be joining @Mellow_Magikarp for an episode of @LakeOfRagepod this week - is there anything specific people would be interested in hearing from us? Whatever questions you might have - drop them in the replies and we'll do our best to tackle them!

Now we can start Switch 3 rumors right

Anyone in my general network dealt with sleep apnea with a non-CPAP solution? I know anecdotal evidence/individual circumstances aren't the best thing to rely on, but I need to get this solved this year before I fall asleep behind the wheel or something, & struggled with CPAP

I'm excited for Black & White to get a modern iteration because of all the games I haven't played, it seems to have the most interesting storyline. I wouldn't mind a modern way to play through XY again, too, I wasn't embedded enough in Pokémon to really appreciate it at the time

If you lift right in front of the weight racks, make it your New Year's Resolution to stop being an asshole and lift somewhere else :) Thanks

Rabbit, rabbit.

I hate when people ask me what I was doing nine minutes ago. Come on, folks, I don't have 2024 vision.

I entered 2024 in a really dark & depressed place. I enter 2025 with amazing friends and amazing work to do with @TabletopVillage & @rk9labs. Nothing but love for everyone who has been part of the journey. Can't wait for y'all to see what 2025 brings!

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in two hours. Come on, folks, I don't have 2025 vision.

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow. Come on, folks, I don't have 2025 vision.

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing on Wednesday. Come on, folks, I don't have 2025 vision.

Getting close to the point where the list of people who aren't coaching will be shorter than the list of people who are

Only people in @WillPostTweets' Twitter Circle can see this tweet

I hope TCGP has an invitational at Worlds this year and becomes part of the circuit next year. I want to see TPCi go all-in on TCGP. I would love to see all the competitive hype for TCGP convert into another presence in the tournament circuit.

This has actually been my private account all along

Uber really, really wants me to plan ahead here. Should I start booking Anaheim Ubers?

Also I have yet to see someone fail a Misty flip this morning

Tale as old as time: red carding your opponent into literally everything they could've needed

Random code cards I found on the ground, act fast

I sat down again. Oops.

Who will kill me first: @synchrony with this hold time or @Delta by not feeding me?

I miss the Inteleon engine

Anyone need a Vaporeon

Still true. My tweet from yesterday about the Pocket community discovering card interactions/game mechanics is now my most liked tweet. Huge space with tons of people getting invested, and we're basically still at the beginning!

Made a new friend in Toronto

This may be the first time since I was banned that I miss being in the Insurance Soup group

Any of the 3 people left in my insurance network on Twitter know any good agencies in the Seattle area that can write unusual risks and can self-serve COIs? Or know of an insurance agency that could?

The TCGP community discovering card interactions is adorable, I love it

Me: hoping Creatures does good things with meta design in TCGP Creatures: releases Celebi & Serperior

I sat down, and that was a mistake

If you ever feel bad about a mistake you've made at work, as a Professor, or in life - just remember multiple people reviewed this idea and said "Yeah, this looks fine"

There are too many people who are completely comfortable leaving the bathroom without washing their hands

The Metro Toronto Convention Centre still uses the bird Twitter logo and I love them for that

Undefeated in pack opening!

Will Post pulls (courtesy of @Suraj_TCG!)

Anyone in Toronto have a copy of Manaphy I could borrow?

Good morning, Toronto

"These are also vegan" This waiter doesn't know this is literally all @Delta lets me eat

People getting mad about Astro Bot are almost as entertaining as Astro Bot was. All the awards are made up, they don't matter

The Uber driver has the heat cranked so high I think he's trying to cook us

On a flight to Toronto maybe now is the right time to start

The Discourse will continue until morale improves