Is heaven a murderer when its lightning strikes a would-be murderer in his bed, tindering sheets and skin together?

(before the series) this will be a fun competition between two likable, entertaining teams (Game 5) let us stamp out any remaining joy in the heart of victor wembanyama, a man i hate in real life

HISTORY.

really really hoping someone did a land acknowledgement before their position statement on israeli settler violence

“clanker is hate speech” we’re not gonna make it

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

re. knicks: thank you based god

we need to persecute the bluesky moderators

You are NOT allowed to say "We need to persecute Bluesky moderators"

Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?

who breaks first the militaristic religious hardliner whose family was just killed in an unprovoked us drone strike or a bunch of fat nazi podcasters, guess the whole world economy will hinge on the answer to that

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

the organist who played “for the longest time” at the top of the 13th or whatever gotta be feeling like a real asshole now

Kershaw tried so hard to choke away a bases loaded walk and Lukes was like no sir you are a base ball legend I will not let you do this to yourself again

They should invent a way out that isn't through

playing hollow knight is reminding me that hard games can be real therapy.. yes beating a boss is satisfying but it's nothing compared to the relationship you are forced to cultivate with yourself along the way

ok, answered, they do not know what they’ve built. the ceo is trying to Post Through It

put hakeem jeffries in the trash can

either this is performance art worthy of any gregghead or the people running this place truly do not understand what they are operating. you all know you made a clone of a shitposting website, right?

Bluesky moderation is absolutely out of fucking control right now just absolutely arbitrary politically motivated suspensions and bans. No explanations. No adherence to terms of service. It’s literally impossible to know what we are and aren’t allowed to say.

is it time to take bluesky up on their promise of data portability and make a new fucking view?

meanwhile on twitter #jesuischarlie

lol bluesky autodeleted a post where i posted a picture of charlie kirk talking about how gay people should be stoned to death and saying it's good he's gone. the admins here are not serious people.

still can't believe the mods ruined the best posting day since trump got covid

oh this sucks, bluesky has proved themselves wet blankets entirely and have ruined one of the best posting days possible by banhammering people making jokes about charlie kirk. way over the top. bsky.app/profile/safe...

this is almost as good as “energy feminism (freedom of choice in fossil fuels)”

facebook was providing a service keeping all the addled boomerposting in its own zone, but they’re escaping containment.

twitter was kind of the last thing to launch before boomers were really on the internet and now that they’re all lonely and online, they’re pretty hard to escape in an anyone can reply situation

theres also no better example of bluesky comments just being facebook boomerposting than that last skeet

this rules.

this is absolutely beautiful

i know i’m approaching burnout when i start to hear the siren’s call of “take 6 months off for jrpgs”

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

cant wait to put the “vote blue no matter who” crowd to the test here

bless you rick, absolute paragon of a cheugy stoner (respectfully!!)

(sliding out from under The Gyre on a mechanic's creeper, covered in grease) okay, bad news

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

things i think about all the time:

SUPERHOT VR had its whole story patched out. I thought about it slightly too long and fell into rabbit hole. It doesn't make sense, it's bad that it happened, and it prompts a whole bunch of naval-gazing about Art.

Biologically speaking, most programming languages belong to the flatworm phylum. One notable exception can be found in perl, which is a venomous mollusk

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

For anyone wondering, some possible dog names have survived from cuneiform sources. On tiny dog figurines found buried under a palace in Nineveh, Iraq are inscriptions that seem to be names. dan rigiššu “loud is his bark” munaššiku gārîšu “biter of his foe” mušēṣi lemnūti “expeller of evil”

our “we are making lists of jews” t-shirt raising many questions already answered by the shirt