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Serious question. Why the ever-lovin' fiddledy-fuck are people singing "Country Roads" at World Cup games? Asking for a John Denver hating friend.

She makes a good point. Read on.

"While they're standing in the welfare lines Crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation Wasting time in the unemployment lines Sitting around waiting for a promotion Don't you know Talking about a revolution? It sounds like a whisper Poor people gonna rise up And get their share"

Damn, that is so crazy. Anyways www.wired.com/gallery/best...

THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED FOR UNDER FASCISM — BRAVERY Before the attacks & the hot takes start, a few facts: Major Jason Watson is a graduate of the US Air Force Academy, a career logistics officer, a NATO officer, and a decorated veteran who volunteered for a 365-day tour in Afghanistan… 🧵

He proposed to her, then they were arrested. This, motherfuckers, is the power of love. #AntifaSuperSoldiers

Sure would be a shame to weaken the mic's diaphragm to flutter when, say, 630-640 Hz is exceeded, accidentally pushing a break in the positive wire's insulation against a loose wire that inexplicably is in contact with a metal strip on the case. Yep. Sure would. thehardtimes.net/culture/kara...

Since we Texans will all soon be required to prove that we are old enough to swear and see boobies. 🥱🙄

Another #BisonTuesday dawns. You know what to do. 5calls.org. Capitol switchboard, (202) 224-3121. Bring the pain.

Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."

Love Prof. Brian Cox's work, and he talks so much sense. His belief that we may be the only time in the history of the universe that has actually brought meaning to it, as we have that ability. We may very well be that 1/billion chance that came into being and have the chance to do this. Awesome.

Happy birthday to one of the funniest people to ever exist. May you live another 2,000 years, Mel.

-From Quarks to Quasars 1/ Fired government scientists just launched a new site to keep climate data public.The site is called Climate.us & it was created by former staffers behind Climate.gov, the NOAA-run website long used by many for trusted climate information."

BREAKING: Judge Sullivan has GRANTED Katie Phang's preliminary injunction concluding she has standing, has been harmed, and will likely succeed on the merits of her case demanding the full release of the Epstein files. Blanche has until 7/2 to respond. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Kids need to hate themselves less and hate the bigots more. This is vital to survival. This is why we have Pride.

Quoting to pin.

Pangea - Love it or Leave it!

Start here, then continue to @jennycohn.bsky.social 's thread about the SCRE-- er, SAVE America Act. Once your outrage reaches searing intensity, direct it at your congressoids. Remind them that Trump HAS to sign or veto - he cannot sit on an already passed bill.

There was a group in the movie theater chit chatting, not even in hushed times, just full volume mundane conversation. One of them started to say "omg you know what I really hate" and a man took the perfect opportunity to shout "everyone in here really hates that you won't shut the fuck up" 😭

Goodness gracious everyone, follow this important safety tip.

This is what we've been having in central Texas, caused by temperatures in the 90s F/mid-30s C coupled with humidity above 80%. That's Louisiana weather. That's Big Mamou weather. Well, now it's English weather. But hey, global warming is a liberal myth, right? Oi. We are proper fucked. 😞

Everything's crazy? Whole world falling apart? Take heart. Heroes are real.

Bagman Begins

Just in a Godzilla frame of mind this morning. youtu.be/muUZjovOFRg Showa. Old school, baby.

I love this.

You'll go to Tulsa, but not anywhere in Texas, @emophilips.bsky.social? Actually, I can't fault that. If the heat don't get you, the stupidity will.

Hello @joerlansdale.bsky.social, just a quick thank you for Bubba Ho-Tep.

Black Excellence Personified.

If this is not painfully familiar to you, please read the history of the end of the Weimar Republic.

Thank you, adding this to the arsenal.

When oppression is so effortless, all it takes to be unaware is to not care.

Oh HELL no. Beeb, you're dead to me.

@railroadofsin.bsky.social 🤗🖤🏴‍☠️ bsky.app/profile/mich...

It ain't over 'til it's over. And it's never over. This shitshow persists. So the fuck do I. bsky.app/profile/zene...

Why am I crying Why can't I stop

Who stopped?? I didn’t stop. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!

Welcome to another #BisonTuesday. Inform your worthless Republican congressoids what Saint Reagan would say about them applauding our surrender to Iran, and that they'll have to answer to him in hell for it. Then, remind your Democrats that they have ONE JOB: impeach. 5calls.org; (202) 224-3121.

Another... well, it was a day... comes to a close. We sign off tonight with something I came across on an old hard drive. In 1984, Giorgio Moroder produced what was the first digital restoration of Metropolis. To appeal to modern audiences, he made some changes for a theatrical release, including🧵

Democratic nominee for Texas Governor @ginafortexas.bsky.social is laser focused on the issue that will ultimately bring Texans together against republicans… data centers. Abbott has flung the door open for data centers despite the clear dangers, and Texans are mad as hell. We’re not having it.

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Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

Dude is ridiculous. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.