its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

amish core going full mennonite mode over here

to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off

what an absolute dunce. a fool. a baffoon. a total boob. the best pies, in order are: - key lime - lemon custard - pizza - peanut butter w/ chocolate - apple - french silk - peanut butter - blueberry pecan is a choice only a complete stooge would make

spacebun era

Ohhhhhhh.... he violated the TOS....

can we just fucking acknowledge that AI doesnt work? I just wanted to show my friend a recipe for baked apples because she’s never had them. Gemini, perhaps the stupidest AI out there, spit out this response i swear to god i can’t wait for this upcoming collapse the tech industry is worried bout

I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?

I think the stupidest thing about the collapse of modern society as it is happening now is that while it is scary and does fill me with existential dread, it's also extremely lame and boring in a way I would not have expected.

computer graphics (1985) archive.org/details/OhHi...

I think one of the "funniest" things about DoorDash and its ilk is that if you tip well, your order is going to take longer/run the risk of getting severely mixed up with other orders because these apps bundle those orders with low/no tippers, often MULTIPLE orders of low/no.

every so often I remember this ding dong who really thought he got one over on the "Anti-Ai zealots" and somehow he thought this was like, very good.

"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red. 3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2 ▶ square.link/u/BFQkzE6U

A story in three screenshots.

If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.

theres so much more room left to grow

thinking abt the time i found religion in a burger king parking lot

They can

Don't get me wrong, guys. It's great that Trump likes Mamdani as much as he does. It's very cute. It's very sweet. But you do need to realize that Trump is a socialite at heart and he'll align himself with whatever good photo op he can find. That being said I think its still a net positive

Everybody's trying a little Enron these days

I DONT WANT ANOTHER PHYSICAL PRODUCT WITH ANOTHER FUCKING BUILT IN SUBSCRIPTION JESUS CHRIST JUST LET ME OWN A THING

I hope the AI bubble bursts. I also hope that data brokers find out that data harvesting is less effective than paying any attractive 20 year old woman $1000 to tell people to overpay for uncomfortable shoes or tea that makes you shit your pants or whatever

Every so often I remember that Larry Summers recently got caught crying to Epstein about not being able to land a date at 65 years old and I am genuinely overcome with laughter. Like, that dude "can I please have a piece of pussy"'d a girl and when she shook him off he went to EPSTEIN.

they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing how fucked up things are you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs

[arriving in a time machine] me: what's goin on them: oh it's the bill clinton bj scandle me: ah uhhhh.... which one? them: ???

I know that communes never work out and inevitably isolating yourself from society is a really dangerous thing but like ... I know this sounds crazy... What if a bunch of us pooled our money together and bought like an apartment building + did rooftop gardening

My agoraphobic friend pretty much gave up driving in any meaningful way and stows his car in a parking garage. On the few instances that he actually does leave his apartment, he goes and checks on the car and reports back on the dust graffiti. Here is the latest update.

let’s play everyone’s favorite game: is it exploding head syndrome or did my neighbors lock each other out again (it was my neighbors)

It was the air filter. As I have learned, you should just go ahead and assume its ALWAYS the air filter.

I love the cascading effect playing Caves of Qud has in this house. I started playing it so Josie started up her game, and because we were playing, like five of our other friends noticed that we were playing it on steam and now they're playing it

i also think this but thats my full-throated endorsement of the game, really.

I thought my furnace was breaking tonight and I almost had a 12 alarm meltdown because a $100 to $8000 setback would be NOT GOOD for the ol me rn. I literally cannot afford $100 of spare money but if it was like "replace a furnace in winter" money I'd just Virginia Woolf myself into he lake

I would like to take a moment to say: the second the government shut down ends, things are not going to get markedly better. I know people on this website know that. I'm positive the dems got nothing (and they were only asking for nothing + 1). Donate to your food banks, please thanks.

American elections are determined by three questions: how many Republicans and Democrats are there, how motivated are they to vote, and how are the idiots feeling.

i would also like to note that i don’t believe in electoral politics but i do think if you’re going to be a politician you should fucking play the game you goddamn fucking spineless pieces of shit. every last one of you is either going to be completely forgotten or immortalized as cowards.

i would like to [have a polite meeting] with all those [nice democrats] who managed to do nothing but bicker among themselves and refuse even the most basic promises to their electorate.

vacation vacation vacation vacation vacation vacation

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

i love the comfy parts of a relationship.

I remember when I used to never send my boyfriend pictures + videos unless I was wearing makeup and half-decent clothes and this morning I sent him a video of me in the same grubby hoodie he's seen me in 100 times and a beanie with no makeup while I was making a pot roast I know what he wants

also t minus 11 hours until my vacation starts babyyyy im making a pot roast to celebrate.

I will say that the one thing that I have learned from all this garbage AI bullshit is that i still really love doing my own research. about anything, really. there’s something meditative about spending a couple hours trying to piece together something you want to know more about

i definitely knew better than to grab my phone and log into the brain damage factory at fucking 5:20am. i should be sleeping but wow gosh i’m just real exhausted from living in a rapidly decaying society. anyway here’s the moon

people are going to be so amazed at people who can think without chatgpt youll be able to have a booth at the renfaire like a blacksmith

its right behind you dumbass