i actually do like the iphone pocket and i'll be making one for myself

More of you need to go work a couple weeks in a restaurant or retail.

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

They can

cinnamoangels 💫

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

everything about this meeting feels like it was written by the minds behind arrested development

i heard of this book called "The Wizard of Oz" that might work as a starting point.

taking away my son's Teddy Grok after it tells him that elon musk gives superior head to donald trump

i'm coming down with a cold so i made myself look extra cute for all my meetings today to distract from my sniffling and coughing

isn't is funny how all of these jobs (besides engineering) are mandated reporters when it comes to child abuse? like every job that's obligated to report abuse of children has now been attacked by the DoE, isn't that wild?

pony express motel sign, saint joseph, missouri, 1996

every day the torment nexus churns out something new to cry about

It's really funny how if any of us dirty Proles say so much as "I hope this senator gets the flu" we could get cops at our door but the President of the United States can openly call for the death of his opponents and we all just gotta pretend this shits normal

i love rick cream

polycular homicide

amusement operators expo, chicago (1983) archive.org/details/vide...

so he got... FISHED?

what sauces do you guys have? do you have Heinz EZ-Squirt Blastin' Green? no worries if not

the sims online, magazine screenshot, pc (2003) archive.org/details/comp...

Krassenstein's Monster

hollywow'd

Blimp Out There

Trapped! at the Hollywood Burbank Airport (no but i really am)

no one ever talks about how bad the emma watson beauty and the beast is, but i remember. i remember how bad that movie is

me when the restaurant hostess asked me if anyone ever laughs at the "67" in my phone number

was watching forensic files and this man needed an alias after killing a close friend and the best he could come up with was "David Davis"

my brother in christ the predatory intent is being a 22 year old having sex with a child. just wanting to do it is predatory! BEHAVIORS OF A PREDATOR

The nation yearns for the solarium

one of the scariest things the mind can conceive is old technology

come to socal, they said. it doesn't rain here, they said

this is how i feel whenever i put on a cute little top

ordered champagne, got asked if i'm 21 and i got nervous and said i'm 33 which isn't even true. i'm younger than that lmao

wow i really hope i get something similar to a mystery car

i can't stop i'm addicted to the shindig

The spirit of winter hops in... #jackalope #art

praline, praline, praline, PRAY-LEEEEEN... i'm begging of you please don't take my man

i never met an RMC i didn't love

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i think UBI should be unavailable to anyone who wants it. i don't really care if someone "wants" to work, i don't care if someone wants to play video games all day or jerk off or whatever. AI is apparently taking all the jobs anyway

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Hares sketched loafing and eating in the warm evening sun, 24th June, Weybourne, Norfolk. Framed ready for my annual show jamesmccallum.co.uk

i don't know. i've never thought about it until right now

i'm going to knotts and SFMM soon and i feel like i'm just counting down each minute until i get there

alert alert paging @mrpussy.xyz

the president is a pedophile rapist known for hits like "grab her by the pussy," it genuinely feels unsafe to be a woman in the united states

what is about emails and wealthy old people thinking they are the most secure encrypted form of communication