because it’s JUUUUUUNE TWENTY-FIRST and this WINTER WAS THE WORST WE’VE EVER SEEN, but we MADE IT THROUGH THE FREEZE and now it’s JUUUUUUUNE TWENTY-FIRST and this WINTER WAS THE WORST WE’VE EVER SEEN, now it’s EIGHTY-FOUR DEGREES FOREVER 🗣️👆

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

June 1st

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insane for ESPN to accuse rasmus dahlin of faking bleeding

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

Ideal relationship dynamic

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athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs

i generally am a very chill and patient person but holy fuck the lack of response from various people on different things in my life is starting to piss me the fuck off

love getting emails form companies on my birthday that are like "congrats on being born! buy our shit please"

welbutrin save me. save me welbutrin.

unigiri 🍙

As someone who has spent over 35 years trying to explain that violence is inherent to policing only to have most people be OK with this, I could be excused if I decided to just give up. But I'm not. I knew we would be where we are today. I still think that we do not have to live like this.

You didn't name the horse during that entire trip through the desert? Is this a joke to you

i would never be so bold as to say i could match her freak. i know my place

they really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot

feed the mouth that bites you

gotta libpost a little here and say the new BECPL card kinda goes hard

(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

almost posted some shit like "2026 will be the year of hanging out" but I remembered the last time I felt that way was six years ago so im not fucking testing it. 2026 will be.

my goal for 2026 is to become a werewolf

Keepchange You! Filthy Animal

The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles

maybe millennials were right about gifs

i love being transgender!!!!

i do want everyone to be transgender actually

jim henson is pogging in his grave

the proper gander walks like a gentleman

when all you have is forty thousand hammers everything looks like war

1977 was the only good year for games

i was meant to live in a time when only 10 video games existed

i cant believe they're gonna announce half life 3 at the game awards tonight

CAN I WHAT

aftonsparv is my new best friend aftonsparv will never hurt me

depression! begone!!

how to explain to cat that flopping around on the carpet this time of year increases likelihood of Accidental Static Shock Attack when I pet him by 10%

revel in the sunday scaries

ran into a guy who claimed to know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours but he wouldn't tell me. said i wouldn't get. whatever.

logging into my favorite website for fans of evergreen coniferous trees

Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.

scientists are saying that it's possible to post your way through a depressive episode

a birthday card for women

note in my notes app that just says "authentic twitch streaming"