note in my notes app that just says "authentic twitch streaming"

Rochester

"I just started getting into beetles" words spoken by the hottest woman you know

hey do you mind putting that on a coaster

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

feeling a lot like this on this beautiful morning hope my hip pain goes away 🙏

let's be transgender together ❤️🤝

i don't know who needs to hear this but go pick up your instrument and practice

god give me the confidence of someone tagging in John Darnielle to show him how good AI is at analyzing one of his songs

big soup!

yo someone left this fucked up loaf of bread on the bed

it’s Him

johnny the homicidal maniac! yeah we're big fans. what a character. anyway nickelodeon is looking for a fresh new cartoon show and we think you're the guy

purple

My favorite variant

doing a lot of yelling and screaming this Sunday morning

The human mind is an amazing thing. We have the capacity to create sounds in ways that convey complex emotions about the circumstance we find ourselves in.

wow I love playing music with my friends 10/10 experience highly recommend it

i just really feel at home here ya know

bike weather bike weather bike weather bike weather

Just saw a man with a stupid fucking hat leaving the train station

does he mean anything to you

"you should read the whole recipe first before you start cooking" no. i'm built different. i don't need to do that

behold, the angelic slug

im talking about the fact that the tf2 tag on here is full of gay fanart

drinking a monster but shaking my head everytime I take a sip so people know I'm not enjoying it

While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.

listen I know the joke is over used but my gender really is like if a man and a woman had a child

I love that my body didn't let me get out of bed before 2pm today!! So cool!!

We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.

An anti-Trump rally in Rochester‘s deep blue Cobbs Hill park might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the chants of “fuck Elon”, you can hear whispers that wokeness is the reason the VBC macarons are two dollars each.

eight years baby!! Fuck I love being gay and trans it rules so much

everyone please look at this doodle of Fred (the cat) that Mud drew thank you

People coming out of the theater after Mickey17 saying it was a weird movie have me feeling like the joker. It was a completely normal movie to me idk what they're talking about

we can all always be a little more transgender and I think that's my goal for 2025

bro we are chillin

no it’s ok, i didn’t even really want a functioning country

crazy how your experience of the world is only ever partial to it. Not mine though. I'm an all-knowing being constantly receiving all knowledge of the universe at every single moment. It's exhausting tbh

I didn't get anything done today on account of the fascism of daylight savings

Nothing like the crushing feeling of dread after the first fool's spring of the year

[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,

be the orange. taste the orange

silly time

new cheekface album get me through this study session please 🙏

guy who has only seen Severance at first office job: getting a lot of Severance vibes from this

getting double the amount of my daily steps in the mosh pit

i bet on losing clowns

I know I'm depressed because when I finally got around to watching Severance last week my first thought on being severed was "damn but maybe that would fix me"

Unfortunately due to logistical reasons aaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;;;;;;;;;;;;;:;;:;;