girl, it’s been 10 months. eat my asshole! also, you got a snake amongst you. worry about getting off the blacklist!

i am once again asking if anyone wants to send me $10000

you’ll never be on the cover of vogue

give me the price of your bodies here in tj maxx

13 days 🤠🤠🤠

being back on meds is crazy cause i barely ate & know i need to eat more but the thought of food is making me nauseous 😍

let me stop

IM GONNA K WORD MYSELF

went to go text ex oomf then realized they’re ex oomf 😔💔

do not fuck with me. 2017 me is about to come out of retirement

men are so fucking gross and pathetic

today has been absolutely diabolical from start to finish

i’m just gonna protect my peace cause girl, whaaat???

hate men. want them all dead.

only got two hours of sleep on a travel day this is not looking good for me

unfortunately for me my face will always tell you what I’m thinking

29 days ✈️🔪

i unfortunately never skeet cause i’m too busy traveling & reading oops

Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬

i love it when old people have a little candy bowl

eternal sunshine is ariana’s best album actually

Karma is beautiful. Sometimes she’s subtle. Sometimes she’s obvious. But she always shows up. And when she does, she’s relentless.

i hate hot ppl pls stay away from me

bet u wanna in the grocery store iktr

YOURE JOKING

i hate being gay i see one hot woman and i miss them 😔💔

just met my meryl streep!!!

i wish i took pics of amanda’s outfit today she looked SO GOOD

was i first to flood the bathroom while showering? well yes

meeting liz gillies was a cray zee experience

me and all my homies hate daylight saving time

vacation mode activated!

my mom texted me about some rando actress wishing me a happy birthday and she’s so upset that i have no idea who it is 💀

i haven’t even unpacked from my florida trip it’s so bad for me

i’m supposed to pack for tomorrow and i haven’t 😍

this sucks so bad but hear me out i’d be sat

ate so fucking much im nursing a food baby

my bestie got me dbh tix for my birthday!!!!

it’s giving @shaunaslutdecki.bsky.social

finished reading wicked and i’m weeping! i love elphaba so much

mikey madison oscar winner 🙂‍↕️

so deserved! god, i’m so proud!

If you see me posting but I haven’t replied to your messages, please don’t take it personally. I’m just dissociating. As a little treat. 😌

i’m gonna beat galinda’s ass for being mean to my pookie elphaba

galinda going from being gay as hell when elphaba put on her hat and talking about how beautiful she is to calling her a cow the next day??? OH JAIL

💋💋💋

what crack did sabrina put in espresso? cause istg it never gets old

reading wicked and my brain is short circuiting

Today I’m gonna give it 12% at best.