I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same

Woke up egregiously early bc I fell asleep ridiculously early with a headache bc I can’t sleep through the night lately. Finally slept through the night but I’ve been up since 4. Help 😂😭

Just discovered OCPD and, OCD runs in my family, but nearly every symptom I’ve seen for OCPD applies to me and I think once my health insurance kicks in, it’s time to finally nip these possible mental illnesses and the 2 I’m diagnosed and certain of in the bud

SPOILER WARNING: POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA I’m having a grand ol time with this game but I kinda wish they let us go through all the ranks instead of just zooming through like 75% of the alphabet

Pt [who happens to be a black person]: would you be able to tell me what color I am? Me, [who happens to be a white person] respectfully confused: ….pardon? Pt: like triage color (I work in a hospital, a box next to your name changes color in process) Me: girl why didn’t you say that, you’re teal

No doubt it’ll be busy at work but I’m really trying to get back into reading today

They really gotta fix the lots at my complex bc it is BAD

But if we’re reigniting, imma side with Pepsi every time. And even if that weren’t my opinion before, the AI Coke commercials would’ve sealed that deal 😂

Wanna get back to reading today but my brain is so cluttered

Husband had 2 snow days in a row so he got up early to find this out and I also got up early but just as he was going back down for the day so he’s sleeping and I’m trying to pass the time until he wakes up. YAY SNOW DAY

😳 I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel the vibes, Corbeau, but this is pretty forward. Forgive me if I wasn’t ready.

thinking about how I am just a walking accident looking for a place for happen

Quick little 4 hour shift today, easy peasy. Then it’s chillin all day with my husband, probably playing some pokemans

I’m sick and I’m tired and I’m angry simple as that

dinosaurs probably became birds because the floor was lava

I fell asleep so early… I barely got to see my husband after work… I feel sad today

I don’t have second desk break to cover so I might meander to my car for a minute while I have time

Woke up 2 minutes before my first alarm and can’t sleep while it’s still 10 minutes before my wake up alarm :(

I’m so thrilled to finally have my name changed. I feel like a new person or something

Taco Bell isn’t filling the quesaritos the way they used to but oh my god the taste brings me back I used to eat one of these bad boys DAILY and when they took Volcano AND the regular away, I was fucking SAD They should fill em like they used to and they’d make BANK just off of me istg

Fun Fact: Homeostasis is probably the ONLY thing I actively remember from science class bc I love the word homeostasis

My husbands paycheck was nice so I’m gonna go out while he’s at work and get him some pants and socks and things he generally puts off getting for himself - i hope he’ll be happy 🥰

I don’t remember falling asleep last night but it happened so fast I must’ve finally found some peace

Just mixed up two movies from my childhood and now I’m dying to see What’s Eating Roger Rabbit

A few turns inside an industrial dough mixer would feel so good

sugar-free soda is an abomination

Going through my middle school yearbook and I am sobbing laughing

Forcing myself to do nothing by playing Mario Party with my mom online in like 10 minutes lmao I love killing two birds with one stone

I keep trying to make my day productive and why? Why can’t I just be comfortable enjoying time doing nothing? Istg as soon as I’m caught up on bills again I’m getting a therapist that can tell me what mental illnesses can be fixed from medication and what mental illnesses are just annoying traits

[trying to remain spoiler free as I say this] Playing baldurs gate and I’m almost done my 2nd personal playthrough (played many more with husband) and I’m at that one check at the end (you MUST know the one) and I have a quicksave, 1 inspiration, and a dwindling amount of patience

AYYO Dunkin’, it’s a new year and my resolution is to annoy y’all into bringing back cereal milk, so what’s good?

I hope I find the core of my silly this year and really just lean into it

Now maybe it’s just me overthinking again but today feels off

*gets stoned* now to kill two birds

to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not

I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing for long periods of time

I wonder if I still fit in my wedding dress (will not be trying bc I’m trying to be a better friend to myself)

My husband sometimes talks to my MIL’s dog in basic German bc she responds to the tone and he’s trying to convince MIL she’s German or smth idk but every time he does it I just hear it like Dr. Wiley in Starbomb’s song Mega Marital Problems

Doing this to my MIL’s dog when I see her again

i really don’t like social media but without it i’d just be talking to myself a lot more and that would look insane and who’s trying to look as insane as they really are yk

google sucks anymore i fear

doing chores today which means i get to heely around the public areas. i’m sorry everyone but i’m about to have a great time

Just remembered Sonic Dreams Collection

she wasn’t even walking to her car she must’ve been grabbing papers or smth bc she was smoking a joint by the dumpsters. idk her but i love her.

outside the dispensary waiting for my husband and i seen a lady take her whole order of like 3 packets and grab em with her teeth to get in the car and honestly phenomenal maneuver ma’am

When I was a kid, before I knew George Lopez was saying “sabes que” I thought he was saying “sasuke” which is even weirder bc I didn’t watch Naruto yet

My sleep schedule is so shitty lately I wake up midway through the night to be awake and then go back to sleep but I DONT WANNA DO THAT I WANNA SLEEP

i’ve done close to nothing today, it all seems impossible to catch up on between doctors in rooms and people asleep and incoherent or altered mental status it’s all just never ending today

oh blue pixie stick, how i suddenly crave thee

What is this game I find myself playing