Like who let William Afton into the medical field

Just learned about electric shocks to cure kidney stones and that’s just wild

Hour and a half of work left wish me luck not dying of exhaustion

I try to cut down to only one social media but I have a lot of useless thoughts and nowhere to pour em so I always return lol

Ever so slowly weening off social media but hell yeah

2 more hours. Might just make another break for myself bc this shit is hard

Do I take another break istg this has been the longest 2 more hours

Shift half over. Now the hard part begins.

Made burgers for the second time ever and they look awful (like just aesthetically; they don’t look like they’d taste bad lol) but man I’m gettin the hang of this

Idk about anyone else but I still haven’t moved on from the Epstein files - they want us to move on but where’s the consequences?

woke up to nearby gunshots until I realized my headphone was in and no actual gunshots nearby. woke out of a damn good sleep too. couldn’t fall right asleep after cause I was initially scared so I just sat there feeling dumb af until I slept listening to something entirely different.

Hate that Seth Macfarlane used AI for his Bill Clinton in S2 of Ted but the acting was phenomenal

Back to work, gotta motivate. Having on of those days where you just gotta motivate yourself bc it’s not coming so naturally today.

Damn, Nurse Joy. Back at it again rooting for my demise.

I needed this bc I worked all weekend, went to D&D right after work til 11, had to be up by 7 so ate a cheesesteak right before bed, woke up with heartburn, threw up, then brought my husband to work and got coffee and shit but man some good ol rest will do me good

I got a nice lil vibe set up in the living room today. Got water, coffee, and soda (the big 3), got my smokes and the pens, wrapped in 2 blankets (one my mom made me, it’s got a cyberpunk arcade glitch kinda look to it), playing fire red on the big tv on the recliningest recliner.

Just watched some bitch leave her disgusting 3+ day old Dunkin cup outside her car door on the asphalt and I can’t think of a shittier thing to do when you pass multiple trash cans to get to the coffee you just ordered, lady.

Hot Ones original pringles are pretty damn good though I could sob quietly to this

Today’s been a bad day but it was really sold to me that it’s not getting better when I went to get chocolate pudding cup and it wasn’t not there today :(

What's the catch?

I love and hate that this is how they know me

My husband is bisexual and I love when the gay comes out ngl

Literally had no idea the silver of CDs was only because of the film on the other side. Music comes off a plastic disc and I shouldn’t be surprised bc of records but wtf ?????????

Me ever since I started playing power wash simulator a few months back

Today’s gonna be awful I just know it. Wish me some damn luck please I beg

Idk if this makes sense but Shane Gillis is kinda cute but in a “look at your stupid lil face” kinda way

As we speak, I’m finally finishing squid game today

I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same

Woke up egregiously early bc I fell asleep ridiculously early with a headache bc I can’t sleep through the night lately. Finally slept through the night but I’ve been up since 4. Help 😂😭

Just discovered OCPD and, OCD runs in my family, but nearly every symptom I’ve seen for OCPD applies to me and I think once my health insurance kicks in, it’s time to finally nip these possible mental illnesses and the 2 I’m diagnosed and certain of in the bud

SPOILER WARNING: POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA I’m having a grand ol time with this game but I kinda wish they let us go through all the ranks instead of just zooming through like 75% of the alphabet

Pt [who happens to be a black person]: would you be able to tell me what color I am? Me, [who happens to be a white person] respectfully confused: ….pardon? Pt: like triage color (I work in a hospital, a box next to your name changes color in process) Me: girl why didn’t you say that, you’re teal

No doubt it’ll be busy at work but I’m really trying to get back into reading today

They really gotta fix the lots at my complex bc it is BAD

But if we’re reigniting, imma side with Pepsi every time. And even if that weren’t my opinion before, the AI Coke commercials would’ve sealed that deal 😂

Wanna get back to reading today but my brain is so cluttered

Husband had 2 snow days in a row so he got up early to find this out and I also got up early but just as he was going back down for the day so he’s sleeping and I’m trying to pass the time until he wakes up. YAY SNOW DAY

😳 I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel the vibes, Corbeau, but this is pretty forward. Forgive me if I wasn’t ready.

thinking about how I am just a walking accident looking for a place for happen

Quick little 4 hour shift today, easy peasy. Then it’s chillin all day with my husband, probably playing some pokemans

I’m sick and I’m tired and I’m angry simple as that

dinosaurs probably became birds because the floor was lava

I fell asleep so early… I barely got to see my husband after work… I feel sad today

I don’t have second desk break to cover so I might meander to my car for a minute while I have time

Woke up 2 minutes before my first alarm and can’t sleep while it’s still 10 minutes before my wake up alarm :(

I’m so thrilled to finally have my name changed. I feel like a new person or something

Taco Bell isn’t filling the quesaritos the way they used to but oh my god the taste brings me back I used to eat one of these bad boys DAILY and when they took Volcano AND the regular away, I was fucking SAD They should fill em like they used to and they’d make BANK just off of me istg

Fun Fact: Homeostasis is probably the ONLY thing I actively remember from science class bc I love the word homeostasis

My husbands paycheck was nice so I’m gonna go out while he’s at work and get him some pants and socks and things he generally puts off getting for himself - i hope he’ll be happy 🥰

I don’t remember falling asleep last night but it happened so fast I must’ve finally found some peace