refs are stupid as soon as possible.

what a pass. times two.

the anxiety behind "i wish i could give you this feeling."

i wish i could give you this feeling.

sixers have to use challenges way too often on incorrect possession calls from the refs.

I WILL EAT A PENGUIN

really need someone to explain to me why online basketball discussion is flooded with people complaining about walks. i feel like this can't be real people, but i don't see the upside of using bots to do it.

Happy Earth Day.

watching this knicks game like...

bron bernthal.

loosie dot com did an article where they mixed different colas and wines trying to come up with the best flavor. the title was "days of coke and wine." a really fond memory.

real leprechaun on the rim vibes in the first half.

inside the nba is the best show on tv.

Exactly one year ago today:

every superhero movie should run with a PSA about how all the cool shit they’re about to see is based on the work of freelancers unsupported by the companies that have exploited their work for decades

what a stupid fn country.

LOCK IN. 🔐

play the mfn song.

THE DAGGER FROM DRUMMOND!

YOU GOTTA BE SH*TTING ME, BEZOS.

playoff games cutting out on a streaming service with a minute left in overtime, the future fuckin stinks!

technical difficulties with 40 seconds left. fuckin bezos.

flagrant 2 and ejection for Melo?

every now and then i try to understand the science behind making scarlett bordeaux a blonde.

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

Agentic AI arms race. The collateral is our water, air, and critical thinking.

Nailed it @fortunateramen.bsky.social

On Jan 28th ~ about 140 ships safely passed through the Strait of Hormuz Then, the president spent $30 billion, threatened to commit a war crime & sent 13 US soldiers to their death … To ensure that ships can safely enter the strait of Hormuz THAT’S the art of the deal.

super happy I won't have to watch Too Devil Two Prada with the rest of my household after speaking truth to power about that wig.

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

Just learned that apparently Artemis 2's Victor Glover listens to the Gil Scott Heron song poem "Whitey on the Moon" every Monday and now I'm thinking about reposting my thread it, from like, five years ago, back when the conversation was about Mars.

This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi

Pat was right

watermelon car watermelon guts

Emperor King Gold, the Midas Man

I made a papercraft just for this

If you shake a camo jacket three times a Gen X black woman holding a bottle of prosecco will appear telling you how you had her fucked up.

Do not be hopeful. Do not have joy. The cold still surrounds us. The suffering remains.

can we borrow gunther over here real quick

made it to the part of "age of attraction" where oldhead tells the young jawn that he's 60 and she doesn't run out of the room. that's enough dumb shit for now.

BRYCE!

If you pass a car driving with its lights off at night DO NOT flash your high beams, they will follow you home and tell you about AJ Brown trade rumors

personal cabbage.

still ducking shit that i did, boy.

it's all war, conrad.