You got iRobot calling you bae?!

this is so utterly pathetic omfg

Hey, peeps. It’s my birthday.

December is strictly for good vibes only, attracting positive energy, celebrating the small wins, and doing what makes your soul happy

Ohhhhhhhohohoho.

I know it’s AI, but…. this shit is FRYING ME 😭 cause WHY

JUST IN: Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in Roswell, Georgia, in tonight's runoff. GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him. (This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)

I will die on this hill. I WILL FUCKIN DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Me catching a stray

Big Louise energy

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!

It was all a scheme….

I know exactly what I’m doing I just do it my way. As long as we’re all happy 😂

nigga idk what i'm doing but if my boss is happy

I’m all for ✌🏾activities✌🏾, but bitch…. don’t call me about it.

“That sounds illegal”

My favorite part is him trying to make sure he got the reindeer names right in the end ♥️

Happy December, y'all!! Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!!

<~~~ not too problematic, but will call bs. Stay wavyyyy

Yall was throwing ass yesterday? For free?

God is a woman, and she does AMAZING work.

My toxic trait: “man, I can do that.”

Let’s do it, December.

Don’t ask it, tell it.

It shall.

Me everyday. Play some Jeezy.

It’s gonna take hell and high water. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. 10 niggas from Louisiana. 5 niggas from Atlanta. 3 niggas from New York. A gaggle of niggas from Jersey. 2 Philly niggas. Handful of bitches from Houston. 3 bitches from Slauson. And the devil himself…. to get me off this nigga

Falling down one of these hoes

It's become clear to me I'm on a totally different part of the Internet than my momma and her friends. They be like "you haven't seen [whatever viral trend]? It's everywhere!" Me:

😍

Love when yall drag.

And there it is!

💅🏾

He talking about them being weird. Let’s talk about what weird shit he was on that he spend three years in jail for DV !

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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.

A neurodivergent Black woman.

Tamar??

Idk.

Fuck him. Fuck her. music.apple.com/us/album/thr...

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It’s our time December babes