even if you gotta fake it... get some dog in you... America got you thinking you gotta fold every time a brute has the mic "we not doing that... " get some dog in you!

Folks need their legs in the air, with a little jingle jangle.

I’ll be over here. Prancing.

Bs for nothing.

Hilarious.

Lol. All this is funny.

It’s interesting how deepening the connection with yourself inadvertently forces you to audit everything around you. I couldn’t lie to myself about anything or anybody if I tried.

GO SEE THE LADY

No one: Them

Frog and Toad went out to fly a kite. They went to a large meadow where the wind was strong.

Offering LL an oreo

😂 yall silly

I would never in my life offer him an oreo.

LL is a true weirdo (complementary). I believe it when he says he’d electrocute a barracuda

The internet is such a strange place

Yes. He literally threatened me when I asked.

The only reason I’m still here… is because Jesus needs me to pray for Alabama to beat Georgia this week…. After that… I’m outta here ✌🏿

This like the 3rd or 4th Rapture I missed the cut on, starting to take it personally.

You didn’t get raptured because you play with yourself.

Robert Townsend did not make The Five Heartbeats, for yall to fall in love with AI 3000

Black women like @angryblacklady.bsky.social and @chanda.bsky.social are speaking very clearly and objectively about why registering for a protest isn't a great idea, and white people are fighting them down. It's always "listen to Black women*" with the asterisk meaning "after the fact"

Looking like he about to sing the Golden Girls gospel remix 😭😭

Y'all: "Look at me at a time before!" Women:

On this Wagon Wednesday, the women ask that you quit spreading their cheeks as if you were aggressively opening jackfruit

Why would you do that Sharon

divorce omg 😂

I will say, the only man who I've seen look handsome with just a mustache is Colman Domingo, but he has a moxie most just don't have

You should be your favorite subject.

*The African American urge to tell a complete stranger that baby needs to have some socks on*

Something about a beard takes a man from adorable to doable. Especially when it’s salt and pepper

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This conversation is hilarious because I truly do not trust black men with no facial hair. So much so that my kids know it. You ain’t eem got a mustache? Yeah. You them folks.

We do.

Me with the gang in 40 years

I got the jawline of a man who knows tax codes.

"Them ribs tender like i boiled em, ain't they??? I ain't boil them ribs!"

Finna go turn on some Drug Dealer Music. I got 10 minutes before I gotta talk to coworkers again.

I like the women that jingle when they move about in the world. Fly ass wind chimes

Can Newton getting dressed to talk shit about your suit.

multiple truths existing at once is really kicking some of y’all’s ass 😮‍💨 learn the art of the “yes, AND”!

STERLING KELBY BROWN!😮‍💨

*ok real quick I need yall niggas to get a trade. Yall should know the electrical, plumbing, structure in your home. Dont let these folks play with you in the next few years* ok bye

Fucking falcons.

Yes 😍

I absolutely will not be raw dogging the live collapse of a country. No thank you. Give me the vices and the people I love and let’s party as it burns down.

Well shit.