Journalism job alert 👇🏾✨

Okay?! I’m Hooked on Phonics and y’all’s business. 🤷🏾‍♀️

About time!!

Two missed?!

Games over, now I play the role of Albanese Gummy missionary. Grab a bar napkin, I got five to share.

Before you leave the house: phone, wallet, keys

Yeaaaaaaa boooiiiii! #DubNation

One more week of “Q4” tasks. After that, it’s a 2026 problem.

A jump ball against Wendy feels unfair

I strongly dislike the 👍 for liked in SMS. If someone gave me a thumbs up to indicate that they liked something irl, I would think we had a problem

did they say anything about back pay for the federal workers?

bring the 29 cent hamburger back, fools!

*leans in*

The Governor:

I know the people are upset with that kid from SoCal, but he killed that Rock & Roll Hall of Fame performance. B.O.B. Is not an easy song

I wish there was a way to get streaming services by the hour or day. Like I legit only want to watch this one thing and couldn’t probably binge it over a long weekend. Or I’m home sick and want to finally catch up on that old show that lives on this platform. Ugh.

SAKA! #coyg

If you're looking for something to do in DC tomorrow, come eat, drink and listen to The Isley Brothers with me and my friends: 🎫: dice.fm/event/k6knn9...

Slams laptop

You have hella money! Fighting back @united airlines!

If I was writing a popular history this would be my pivot moment I think.

We are trying to convince my favorite bartender Babs to get with this young man. She said he’s younger than her youngest nephew. At 65, she is till a fly one. Quelle problem, B? (IAbsolutelyUnderstandIJustLikeToInstigate)

Hella mad I didn’t dress as the sandwich thrower for Halloween. Anyway glad he got acquitted

No one wanted to tell me Daddy Yankee is back?!? Do you even love me for real?

I want a 75K minimum wage for teachers nationwide. Make it happen

"not bad huh, for some immigrants" 🥹

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

I just heard “Sunday Kind of Love” live for the first time. Love it even more

I love a good heist movie and I’m passing out wine and candy again this year. Louvre robber just felt like a good idea. And I’m warm!

Lol 🗣️ THE VOLUME ON THIS BUS IS ASTRONOMICAL… This is an insane call out and I feel personally violated 😂😂😂

Why are all these spam accounts following me!?

OMG GIVE IT UP DEELISHIS

In the 12th?!?! That’a a lot right??? The people are locked into the screen so I can’t ask them

Have you ever had someone sit in a diner and hold a FaceTime conversation near you… without earphones??????? I am ready to flip tables

AND YES I AM YELLING!!!!! GO VOTE!!! 🫵🏾

And lastly, AFTER YOU VOTE. MAKE SURE YOU CHECK TO SEE IF IT WAS ACTUALLY COUNTED. DISENFRANCHISEMENT IS RAMPANT. IF ANYTHING SEEMS SUSPICIOUS, REPORT IT. YOU HAVE RIGHTS AS A VOTER!

The John Candy doc was really good. I didn’t realize he had done so much! Also, they shut down the 405 in LA for his funeral. They’d only ever done that for a pope and president. What a human.

Sunday, you owe me nothing. What a wknd

You might not be the popular house on Halloween but you’ll save lives

Likkle Jazz on Friday, more Jazz on Sunday

she did it again for the girls. gotta watch it in silence for maximum appreciation

“Hang it in the Louvre” makes me laugh a little longer this week.

I saw the basketball game without sound yesterday. Did they play the NBA on NBC theme song?

They’re here. Mind yourselves, and the people around you. We’re all we got.

If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses. Lemme donate an lil something to the media tab

Good win! #DubNation

STEPH FREAKING CURRY!!!

Celia Cruz all day to honor her on what would have been her 100th.