I also can’t define the clitoris.

I am so seated for Seated Rivalry

we have a nuclear power station in the sky and can make batteries out of salt but if 21 nm of water get closed we have a global energy crisis idk bruh, i am not a scientist, but this seems dumb as ballz

her: ur always frowning u should smile more me: cant unlock my phone if i smile

kids this is what happens when u work out w kid rock in jeans in a sauna

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

WATCH SHOHEI OHTANI'S WBC GRAND SLAM THE WAY IT SHOULD BE WATCHED!

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

the 2 republican core competencies

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

america still numbr 1

most important who gets the sex plane next ????? www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/p...

woulda got the full franchise tag if he had a full moustache

2 Ayatollah, 2 Khamenei

adding a second profile to faceid so i can unlock my phone while looking sigma

just love mfers like this brah the entire existence of dubai and ur ability to do business there is geopolitics wtf are u smokin????

📢📢📢 WHERE MY LIZARD PEOPLE AT 📢📢📢

Was gonna post about this earlier but got distracted. Probably gonna get called a doomer for it. But fuck it. Look where we're headed. link.springer.com/article/10.1...

yeah we know it costs a buck oh five

Maybe it’s because I’m a colonial historian but so many of these white nation states seem to behave exactly like they did in the 19th century: ‘your leaders aren’t right for you,’ ‘we’re only killing you/colonizing you/installing puppet leaders for your own good’

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

winning hearts and minds

Trump in 2011: “Unfortunately, we have a president that doesn’t know the first thing about negotiation. We have a real problem in the White House. So, I believe that he will attack Iran, sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get elected.”

start the countdown this but at maralago

This is one of the videos the NYT has verified and links to in their reporting. NYT: "Video verified by [NYT] showed ... rescuers digging through the rubble with building cranes and shovels, and piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/w...

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

war with the middle east? again?

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

kalshi bet: none of the big ass companies will do anything like this theyll just keep that cash and buy back more stocks www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

i love this because normies have no idea who bari weiss is or that ownership changed hands they just know cbs evening news sucks now

jimmy carter deserves a statue in every city with a plaque that say “we sorry jimmy we didnt know how stupid we would get” in huge letters

11 medals that u know of www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...

every option? ill be waiting for that call then

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SUPRISED? IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WITH HALF A FUNCTIONING BRAINCELL AND A PULSE THAT'S SUPRISED?? fortune.com/2026/02/24/d...

idk sounds like something someone who can't read would say

us army brought to you by kalshi

we all on the same page that “opted against” = “criminally liable”?

countdown started until republicans start claiming the w for falling prices related to tariffs being thrown out by the court

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care