WokePope
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Woke. Marxist. Pope. 🙏 Has never watched Friends.
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weisselberger
1 day ago
I also can’t define the clitoris.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
1 day ago
I am so seated for Seated Rivalry
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joe
2 days ago
we have a nuclear power station in the sky and can make batteries out of salt but if 21 nm of water get closed we have a global energy crisis idk bruh, i am not a scientist, but this seems dumb as ballz
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her: ur always frowning u should smile more me: cant unlock my phone if i smile
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kids this is what happens when u work out w kid rock in jeans in a sauna
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Ty Taylor
9 days ago
I've been running
gdcparties.com
for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉
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Codify Baseball
9 days ago
WATCH SHOHEI OHTANI'S WBC GRAND SLAM THE WAY IT SHOULD BE WATCHED!
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
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Andrew Lawrence
9 days ago
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the 2 republican core competencies
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Katelyn Burns
9 days ago
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
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america still numbr 1
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9 days ago
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most important who gets the sex plane next ?????
www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/p...
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Trump fires Noem as frustrations build among White House officials, GOP lawmakers | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Thursday on social media he was firing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and would name Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/politics/kristi-noem-trump-homeland-security-replace
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woulda got the full franchise tag if he had a full moustache
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CHOAM: Spaceknight
11 days ago
2 Ayatollah, 2 Khamenei
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adding a second profile to faceid so i can unlock my phone while looking sigma
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just love mfers like this brah the entire existence of dubai and ur ability to do business there is geopolitics wtf are u smokin????
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📢📢📢 WHERE MY LIZARD PEOPLE AT 📢📢📢
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Him.
14 days ago
Was gonna post about this earlier but got distracted. Probably gonna get called a doomer for it. But fuck it. Look where we're headed.
link.springer.com/article/10.1...
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Carbon dioxide overload, detected in human blood, suggests a potentially toxic atmosphere within 50 years - Air Quality, Atmosphere & Health
Air Quality, Atmosphere & Health - Anthropogenic activities are increasing the amount of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the atmosphere. There is mounting experimental evidence that lifetime exposure...
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11869-026-01918-5
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yeah we know it costs a buck oh five
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Aparna Nair
14 days ago
Maybe it’s because I’m a colonial historian but so many of these white nation states seem to behave exactly like they did in the 19th century: ‘your leaders aren’t right for you,’ ‘we’re only killing you/colonizing you/installing puppet leaders for your own good’
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Andrew Lawrence
15 days ago
there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
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winning hearts and minds
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
15 days ago
Trump in 2011: “Unfortunately, we have a president that doesn’t know the first thing about negotiation. We have a real problem in the White House. So, I believe that he will attack Iran, sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get elected.”
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start the countdown this but at maralago
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Steve Mullis
15 days ago
This is one of the videos the NYT has verified and links to in their reporting. NYT: "Video verified by [NYT] showed ... rescuers digging through the rubble with building cranes and shovels, and piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/w...
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SorryHat
15 days ago
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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The Daily Show
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James Mellor
15 days ago
"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
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war with the middle east? again?
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول
15 days ago
BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.
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The Onion
15 days ago
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
https://theonion.com/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-region-and-1819594296/
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Katie Mack
16 days ago
In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.
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Mka
16 days ago
This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁
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kalshi bet: none of the big ass companies will do anything like this theyll just keep that cash and buy back more stocks
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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Cards Against Humanity Gives You Your Fucking Money Back
We're giving 100% of our tariff refund back to our customers.
https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/
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Andrew Lawrence
16 days ago
i love this because normies have no idea who bari weiss is or that ownership changed hands they just know cbs evening news sucks now
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jimmy carter deserves a statue in every city with a plaque that say “we sorry jimmy we didnt know how stupid we would get” in huge letters
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11 medals that u know of
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
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LGBTQ+ Athletes Won 11 Medals at 2026 Milan Olympics
More than one-third of LGBTQ+ athletes walked away with a medal.
https://www.them.us/story/lgbtq-athletes-won-11-medals-at-2026-milan-olympics
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every option? ill be waiting for that call then
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Kasey Gifford
19 days ago
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SUPRISED? IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WITH HALF A FUNCTIONING BRAINCELL AND A PULSE THAT'S SUPRISED??
fortune.com/2026/02/24/d...
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Discord cuts ties with Peter Thiel-backed verification software after its code was found tied to US surveillance efforts | Fortune
Discord cut ties with its age-verification partner after exposed code fueled federal-reporting concerns, months after a breach hit 70,000 users.
https://fortune.com/2026/02/24/discord-peter-thiel-backed-persona-identity-verification-breach/
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Rob Pilkington
23 days ago
idk sounds like something someone who can't read would say
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us army brought to you by kalshi
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we all on the same page that “opted against” = “criminally liable”?
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countdown started until republicans start claiming the w for falling prices related to tariffs being thrown out by the court
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Catbus
23 days ago
the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care
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