WokePope
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Woke. Marxist. Pope. 🙏 OF coming soon!!!
wait new yorkers dont use any pronouns right now?
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about 7 hours ago
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The Tennessee Holler
3 days ago
Genius
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Marisa Kabas
3 days ago
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
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Better Things Are Possible
3 days ago
Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘
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me: also me:
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4 days ago
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Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈
5 days ago
whoa whoa whoa, sorry, Congress passed a resolution saying socialism is bad today, you can't say that anymore
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them: climate change isnt real its just a hoax by woke dei woke dei iran:
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4 days ago
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lfg!!!
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
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whispering: ✨human sacrifice✨
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5 days ago
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macnult
5 days ago
conmputer, explian this collegiate-level concept to me liek i won't eat oatmeal wihtout sugary dinosaur bits
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Morgan J Freeman
8 days ago
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
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Tea Pain
7 days ago
There is zero, repeat, zero chance that Trump will release the Epstein Files unless they are 100% sanitized and totally doctored.
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Bill Grueskin
16 days ago
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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be honest hes a c+ at best but its netflix so standards are low
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6 days ago
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Kashana
6 days ago
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
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Dave Itzkoff
7 days ago
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Hal 10000
8 days ago
Think it's time we reconsidered the Arthur C. Clark proposal for the presidency: 1) Pick an adult at random 2) If they do a good job, they can leave early 3) No one who actually wants the job can have it. Ideal candidate has to be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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GG
8 days ago
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
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Cooper Lund
8 days ago
Looking at all the old men Olivia Nuzzi profiled and thinking real hard
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do ur civic duty and file ur claim!
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8 days ago
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ElieNYC
8 days ago
I am once again asking white people to handle their Nuzzi/Lizza business in the privacy of their own pumpkin spiced brunch table and leave the rest of us the fuck alone with this poorly written bullshit
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Popehat of Serious Proportion
10 days ago
The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark
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good hyuck, babe!
10 days ago
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
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to each other what a twist!
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10 days ago
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Shea Serrano
12 days ago
here is an essay about Blade II this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
goodmovie.substack.com/p/blade-ii
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Blade II
Guillermo del Toro and Wesley Snipes team up to make one of the coolest vampire movies ever
https://goodmovie.substack.com/p/blade-ii
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totally normal
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10 days ago
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘
10 days ago
𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 Break
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why hasnt chatgpt sponsored a sports team yet? I want new logos and jerseys generated for each game.m team name spelled correct 80% of the time total chaos and marketing opportunity rolled into one delicious slop package
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https://game.team
11 days ago
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Barbara Gordon
11 days ago
The same people who have called librarians like me “groomers” and “pedos” just for letting people read what they want are fucking protecting actual predators. I’m so, so, SO mad.
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this the league that still getting all that sweet sweet sports betting ad $$$$?
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11 days ago
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spooky•girl•cassiopeia
15 days ago
*doNaTE nOw tO HElp Us fIGhT baCK*
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ok which one of u opened the doorway for gozer?
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14 days ago
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tough look a week after xpeng announcmnt
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14 days ago
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u get ur mad bro but u just handed another judge to trump that get filled with the dumbest most sycophantic mfer u ever met good job all around jfc
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Why I Am Resigning
A federal judge explains his reasoning for leaving the bench.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/11/federal-judge-resignation-trump/684845/
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Katelyn Burns
15 days ago
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
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Marisa Kabas
15 days ago
"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” —
@indivisible.org
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Indivisible Launches its Largest Primary Program in Response to Senate Democrats Surrendering on the Shutdown Vote
https://indivisible.org/statements/indivisible-launches-its-largest-primary-program-response-senate-democrats-surrendering
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schumy and his loser pals are the ones who stabbed us all in the back and now they complaining about the knife
www.huffpost.com/entry/chuck-...
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Knives Are Out For Chuck Schumer After Democrats Cave On Shutdown
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) opposed the deal cut by a group of moderate Senate Democrats, but his progressive critics fumed at him anyway.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chuck-schumer-shutdown-democrats_n_6911e8cbe4b085343384f240
15 days ago
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The Onion
16 days ago
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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drewtoothpaste
16 days ago
no money for politicians
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Adam Serwer
9 months ago
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Black Aziz Anansi
16 days ago
I just want to remind everyone thay plenty of people warned that the Dems wouldn't leaen anything if they lost to Trump, and they would just become more feckless.
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Max Berger
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
16 days ago
straight to the dick. straight to their own god damn dick. every time. every fucking time.
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Laurel Powell
16 days ago
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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Frank Conniff
16 days ago
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
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“vote blue no matter who” it %*!#ing does matter if u just gonna cave to the slightest pressure u losers
16 days ago
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the senior citizen dems pulling defeat from the jaws of victory is zero surprise to anyone awake in last 12 yrs
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except with way less riz
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
19 days ago
"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
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