fuck yeah king sooooo true!

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

What the blue wave election says about Joe Biden's health by Jake Tapper

Do you think anyone in Hollywood ACTUALLY believes the tenets of Scientology or is it just like a thing where you have to be a member of the lucrative club to make movies

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GOP: STATES’ RIGHTS POWER TO THE STATES Democrats: ok GOP: … no not like that

the right wing weaponized the public fear of trans people as a political bludgeon using mass media and propaganda the answer to that isn't throwing a vulnerable population under a bus

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

Currently sobbing bc my friend put my cat on her ofrenda

This is the whitest white man thing I’ve ever seen on the internet RIP those Amazon delivery drivers

i have posted before that i think you are an artist before you ever make a painting or song or book. i understand it is a unique perspective and that is okay, but i am thinking on it again after seeing post from buckaroo @scalzi.com specifically how it relates to my perspective on grief and death

My friend Anna is going as @chucktingle.bsky.social for Halloween this year, she just finished the mask 🤣💜 #loveisreal

My SIL: will you try this shirt on for me My nephew: NO My SIL: it’s orgaaanic cotton My nephew: oooooooh PROCEEDS TO READ THE TAG TO CHECK THE VERACITY OF HER CLAIM

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

“No Kings” is great , but we really don't get a functioning democracy back until we internalize, bone deep, the instinctive response to this and every other statement like it: “I don’t care what that rich guy thinks.” Make it your morning affirmation. Say it ten times at the top of every hour.

I still have six phone numbers memorized, unsurprisingly being those of immediate family and also my landline, which I still have. Everything else is handled by the contacts list.

There are several rather glaring differences between me and my older brother but I think one of the biggest is that he spent several hundred dollars to purchase a fancy water filtration system for his counter bc, and I quote “the water comes out of the fridge filter too slow.”

He looks like off brand Snape

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

Honestly I think it would be hilarious if they actually did get raptured tomorrow

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

I don’t know why this craving popped up but I would cut a bitch for a pack of gushers right now.

This whole rapture thing reminds me that Catholic church leadership is like "when we say these words this bread and wine become the literal body and blood of Christ" but also "the book of revelations is a bit much - treat it like an allegory"

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

I know I am only a humble speech pathologist, but for the professional record I reject everything that RFK says or will say about autism, and it’s important to recognize what he’s really saying is that to be neurodiverse is worse than to be dead

NPR.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

The muffin man is a muffin with a face that sells muffins how is this so hard to understand

I’m at the Home Free and The Longest John’s concert tonight and yall there are so many shanties I think I caught scurvy just sitting in the audience.

it's also really important to spread the "this is illegal" message as far as you can because the majority of people are not exposed to it! most people do not even know the government is doing the illegal thing it's doing, let alone that it's illegal. when they learn about it they get mad!

how does the saint have a 30% score, it is excellent, everyone who said it's not is wrong

My cat just started sticking her paw in my smoothie and licking it off. That’s her smoothie now.

OMG THIS IS GOOD

Oh shit wait also this one

I think about this post at least once a day

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

there are some people who weren't worth the precious currency of my time when they were alive, and certainly have not somehow become more deserving of it when they are not.

live your life in a way that people don't have to lie about the reality of who you were when you die, imo

I'm not at all celebrating gun violence. Charlie Kirk absolutely did, for his whole career, insisting that if you don't like someone's politics, someone should do probably something about them. I am in turn merely congratulating the late Kirk on getting precisely the world that he wanted.

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

I never know what to do on this day. I feel like millennials get a lot of flack for never shutting up about September 11 but I don't know how to explain to people who weren't, like, conscious or alive on that day how profoundly our lives changed after.

So MSNBC reportedly fired Matthew Dowd tonight just hours after Jesse Watters called for his "immediate" termination over his Charlie Kirk shooting comments. Meanwhile, Watters said he's going to "avenge" Kirk's death because "they are at war with us" -- and he'll face no repercussions from Fox.

wait is this bill o'reilly now? good god he looks terrible.

the people telling the left that they're too aggressive, too offputting, too rude, and need to learn how to be way more genial if they want people to listen see a guy to their right go "i think you should all be jailed or killed" and go "oh my god. now this is the epic spirit of great debate"

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

We remember those innocent people that died this day. We remember those innocent people that died because of this day.

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