RIP to the surrealist, visionary GOAT - David Fucking Lynch

Reminder that Warbringer is fucking based (And fuck Iced Earth)

Happy Monday, my beautiful Skeeters. Can I get an audiobook recommendation for an autobiography you enjoyed? I'm almost finished with my current and I'd love to have a couple lined up for when I complete this one. Thank you in advance :]

Me and 8 are watching the It TV series and when the Friends tv series "Fast Friends" commercials keep coming on, it makes me want to kms. It looks like millennial hell - an escape room where your landlord is also behind the laugh gag reel.

Without downloading any images what's your energy going into 2025? Double feature.

Happy Friday to Cora Jade and Cora Jade, only. 💜 (Had to re-upload because the acc with her name is a fake)

@voidwitchtx.bsky.social merch 🔥🔥 I quickly framed the set list.

Oh shit, I never shared this lol. Here's Goblin under the tree.

We all have an emotional support dead famous guy, and who he is says a lot about you.

Still at work for another two hours so I'm rolling quarters and watching Emcino Man.

First, I got followed by a grip of dem accounts. Then mail-order drug accounts. Now comedians. Wtf is happening on this app? Has anyone else seen a similar trend?

Giveaway time! This jawbone cudgel named "wastelander" has received the coveted "it scares me too much, get it out of the house" award from my partner, so now is your chance to own this prestigious item! All you have to do is Be following me Like + repost Leave a comment Pay shipping Good luck!

2023 we got the billionaire submarine explosion, 2024 we get billionaire healthcare ceo assassination, I'm liking this trend, 2025 what you got?

Today's fresh memes from yesterday's big news day ---

"What's the PSI on that thang?" youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8?...

The only crypto I want in my life is Cryptopsy.

this account is not a safe space for AI "metal"

My boss is pretty cool. #metalsky

Mfers are scared to moan, I'm in my girl's ear like

Me at work when the Zoomers come ask me about ditto machines and payphones.

Came to the smoking patio to fart - because I am a lady.

One more for the long weekend. I used the rest of the onion dip and some jalapeño artichoke dip. Then topped the toasted bollio with a fried egg and leftover bacon. This siracha isn't as good as the original. Bonus kitty plate.

5 just asked me if Connecticut and the Statue Of Liberty are real. "It doesn't make any sense, mom."

Show me the women who raised you:

When I posted this on Sunday, I was about to pass out and got the band name incorrect, so I deleted said post. This is Uada! PNE melodic black metal.

I couldn't shake the crab rangoon craving so I made a dip instead for my family. Hot honey drizzle.

Quick snack before my family comes back to eat gallina pinta leftovers. Bollio with onion dip and a fried over medium egg.

Happy Native American Heritage Day 🖤 Here’s some Native metal bands for you to check out. Under Exile Iron Tusk Ocean Harvest Graves of the Monuments Heart Museum

Does anyone else's dad have a habit of loudly playing YouTube music on the phone while people are trying to talk?

Paxil implies Chaosxil and that's what I call raw dawggin depression.

Thank you, Middle Earth for the THCA nugs.

Favorite one: Concealing a bird as a minor.

Post something green if ya wanna.

I don’t care for this holiday, but I do love my family and homies. I recognize that these days can be really difficult for folks for a lot of reasons and if you are one of those, please know that I love you (unless you’re a fucking cop or some other sort of fascist).

Went to the grocery store with a five-item list and ended up with two seasonal bouquets, my favorite bottle of wine, and a marbled steak in addition to the five items. My family is coming over tomorrow - so today, I will indulge in romcoms and metal tour DVDs.

make sure yall hydrate when your shit ass family makes you drink

We will be here disassociating, as a group. Join us.

Setting up the Xmas tree at the office, right now. I bought red (obnoxiously) glittery decorations. I'll know if someone's been fucking with the tree based on the trail of glitter.

Babe, wake up! There's a new Infectious Jelping album!!

i crushed a man in reno just to use my thighs

Four stills from a film you consider a masterpiece, no title.

Commandments of the Mosh Pit: 1) Obey The Riff 2) All are welcome in the pit 3) Lift each other up 4) Protect each other 5) Protect yourself 6) Respect your Metal siblings 7) Leave everything in the pit

Getting close to an hour of waiting for my therapist to get on this Zoom meeting. She will email me the day of the appointment to see if we're still doing it. Yes. I confirmed that per my last email. At this point, I just wanna give up, lol.

High, in bed watching Krull.

Me trying on a VR headset with my godforsaken cataract.

Talking to 8 as we get ready for swim class - Me: Do people still say, "F for respect" in the chat? 8: What?? NO. That's Call Of Duty, mom.

Turkey trot day - vaping in the car until it's time. I used to make fun of parents who used to do this - now I get it. Mom's solace listening to The Suffering. youtu.be/ac5-QyFtb6I?...