Thrash laden blackened death for the afternoon.

This past year the US has dropped bombs in Nigeria, Iran, Syria, Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, and Venezuela.

I have been told if I keep voting all the problems of violence and war shall be remedied. This approach has not worked in over 20 years but certainly this next election will clinch it.

Strolling among the trees always lifts my spirits.

Deviating from my usual fascination with tardigrades and slime molds today I’m delving into the world of star nosed moles.

Today I’m going to watch Twin Peaks as a lighthearted diversion from reality.

Currently embarking on a 70s latin soul jazz funk journey and loving it.

I have decided to try intentional bulking for the first time. Starting my new lifting and eating journey today.

Morality is a concept but suffering is real. Just ask your local death metal band for further details.

It has been 25 years since the internet phenomenon of Techno Viking.

This is OSDM with production legit sounding straight from the 90s and replete with tasty guitar work.

Don’t expect guitar players to lend you a hand. They are very callous.

Looking towards the future.

Absolutely love this album and this band is described as “technical black metal” on metal archives. This genre description is enough to make chuds angry and I think that is beautiful thing in and of itself.

BLEGH

The energy I’m bringing going into this new year.

LUST FOR STEEL

Next year I’m going to lean into looking like shit and being less approachable.

Just scored tickets to a movie theater screening of the first three episodes of Twin Peaks this coming weekend. And to express my excitement:

Listening to trollish black metal.

My only personal goal for 2026 is to be weirder.

My wife told me my epitaph should read: Leland Sage Husband Friend World Class Pussy Eater

I lost a lot of physical strength this year after breaking my finger sparring in martial arts class since I had to stop lifting weights for several months to heal. I’m determined to get it back next year.

So my wife and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if we may buy you a drink and we all talk about our favorite glam metal bands?

Since it is my birthday feel free to leave nice comments or send me lascivious messages.

This is 45.

Being a bit candid on my birthday eve.

Listening to Nile while getting ready for a nice dinner as one does.

This year was rough and incidentally I may have started getting my Crowbar build.

My birthday week is the timeless void between christmas and new year’s day.

The only king I care about today.

The black metal jul is upon us.

One of the most ridiculous parts of the movie Die Hard is when it shows a photo of a topless woman and then an acoustic guitar makes a “boing” boner sound.

Blackened death metal for the holiday afternoon.

Would you like to stand under the mistletoe with me?

The real reason for the season (drunken parties and orgies).

Pretty wild that I’m legally obligated to pay taxes to rapists and killers and would go to jail if I refuse to comply.

The winter solstice is upon us and thus the daylight shall increase.

If there is one thing I know to be an absolute truth it is the ecosystem would be better off if I did not exist. Humans are a scourge on this planet.

I saw this so now you have to as well.

They released the Empty files!

Just wrapped up my final work meeting for the year. Given that I’m in multiple meetings every day it is feels good to be getting a break for a couple weeks.

This band continues to fly under the radar for most and all of their albums have riffs to last many fortnights.

I can tell my ass is getting fatter since my underwear is having a harder time fitting over my posterior.

Competency and decorum are in very short supply these days.

Here is my YouTube recap with my 5 top artists. I had a goal of listening to all 15 David Hasselhoff albums this year and it was achieved.

Death metal listening for the evening.

My birthday is just under two weeks away but feel free to start saying nice things about me and messaging me nudes between now and then.

Death metal is better than black metal just based on how seriously the artists take themselves. I enjoy fun but many BM artists simply do not.