Pedro Neto. When he’s not busy cheating he’s bullying young boys. Colour me surprised.

Just listened to Springsteen’s dismal take on ‘Rainy Night in Soho’. From a forthcoming SM covers album that also features… Kate Moss 🙃

At least if Millwall get promoted we can count on an easy 6 pts next season. Have a feeling we’ll be needing them.

This country *really* needs to get over the whole Winston Churchill thing.

Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.

7up Matisse poster by Pat Dypold (1971)

Knives will be out for Silva after this.

Tosin 🤡

America:

My 2-1 correct score bet here looks more foolish by the minute.

Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

I don’t think I want anything to do with this World Cup, for all the reasons. This one being just the latest. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

One for the Spurs fans…

Ah, On The Beach FFC. I’ve been expecting you.

Matt Targett goal machine!

Under four months till Iran kick off in Group G of the World Cup, hosted by the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.

That Arsenal dickhead who’s been yelling obscenities over the 5 Live commentary since the Emirates opened should get some sort of long service award.

The really bad news for Spurs fans is that Fulham are more than capable of losing to West Ham, Forest AND Burnley this month. But heigh ho, 40 pts, On the Beach FC.

Wouldn’t it be nice for the whole world if the fat orange clown would take a fucking day off once in a while.

I remember the days (🙄) when Thin Lizzy were considered ‘metal’. Down the youth club being hassled by the dickheads with iron-on Maiden patches.

Starmer really is fucking clueless. Whatever the situation (pretty much) you can be 100% confident his first instinct will be to say or do the wrong thing 🙄

Well, Labour are fucked then.

Completely forgot about the by-election. Excellent news - was fully prepared for grim news. Maybe Britain can be dragged out of the bog after all.

Obviously I want him to lose but the thing about Goodwin is he's a deeply unhappy and bitter person and becoming an MP wouldn't change that. If he wasn't pushing such foul views I'd feel sorry for him.

Kneaded a poo? 💩

Classic Britain 👇🏻 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Name a cover of a song that you love more than the original youtu.be/uWhkbDMISl8?...

Wow, Sunderland fans clear a stadium even faster than West Ham

Fuck sake Ryan…

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

The combination of Gobshite Goodman and these Sunderland idiots appealing for a foul every two seconds is making this a thoroughly unenjoyable experience

Not so Super-Sunday thus far. More soporific.

Oh FFS it’s bloody Don Goodman on co-comms.

Getting somewhat irritated with Sainsbury’s massively overpricing products then presenting their ‘Nectar prices’ as amazing value (still overpriced). Like anyone would ever pay £4 for a bag of Minstrels 😑

My penny's worth: This is the cleanest, shrewdest way for monarchy to cauterize the wound: misbehaviour while in a politically-appointed civil position, rather than alleged sex offences enabled by royal status. My hunch is that no UK police force would arrest the King's brother without a Palace nod.

The beebs will, of course, be all over this 👍

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

Reform’s ’top team’. Jesus Christ. Absolute ghouls.

Two immigrants top relevant Sunday Times list for most UK tax paid, as "patriot" multi-billionaire Ratcliffe lives as an immigrant in Monaco, to protect wealth so vast it is unspendable, while whining about immigrant UK care workers and NHS cleaners not pulling their weight. FUCK RIGHT OFF, "SIR".

Won a big pitch, been to Sainsbo’s, having a nice pint of Verdant’s Polpen. Friday night and the world is a shining place.

My Valentine’s Day gift of garden waste bags is going to go down a treat.

Wow that’s a savage burn (from Burnham) on Big Jim Shitcliffe. Good on him 🔥🔥🔥

Well, this isn’t going brilliantly #FFC

Yes, because we don’t have rain in London 🙄

Problem with people like Ratcliffe, Dyson et al, is they're isolated from reality, they really think they speak for the people, and no one close to them has the balls to call them a stupid old cunt and punch them in the fucking face.

Obvs understand the imperative to sit tight for the payoff, but Thomas Frank would do well to get out of that cursed club.

Mini Mandelson preparing his leadership bid then. The right wing press would have a field day, as they inevitably will with Rayner too. There’s only one realistic choice of candidate and, being Labour, of course they have blocked him. 🙃

Not as funny as ‘Minister quits over Brown smears’. Nothing will ever top that one.

I am deeply suspicious of parties which court cryptocurrency donations, given the potential for money laundering, by organised criminal gangs and malign foreign governments. Yesterday in Parliament, I rang the alarm bell at Farage's continuing closeness to wire fraud convict George Cottrell.