Gary Gibbon #C4News says that Labour have briefed activists telling them not to cry on camera if the results are bad

I think I’m ready for the football season to end now.

Just discovered the entire (pretty much) Spacemen 3 back catalogue is now on Spotify 😍😵‍💫💊

This dickhead “editor of The Gooner” on 5Live is a perfect illustration of why every right thinking person hates Arsenal.

Well that’s the FA cup final no-one wanted.

Good stat on the @fulhamfocus.bsky.social pod this morning - apparently Chelsea have sacked 8.3% of the managers who will be participating in the new 48-team format World Cup this summer.

West Ham or Spurs? We’re all winners here either way.

Surprising news, from a Labour Cabinet up to its ears in pro Israel lobby donations. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Someone’s going to smash Cherki’s face in soon, I feel.

A lot of people spent days going "OMG OMG OMG popcorn at the ready SiR kEiTh obvs lying; Olly Robbins has the receipts". Now they're like "too clever to get caught, they did it with VIBEZ." From "Starmer is really bad at politics" straight to "Starmer is Machiavelli reincarnated" - like every week.

Oh good, another day of parliamentary froth re the Mandelson fall-out while the country continues to go to shit and nothing constructive gets done.

Why the fuck is the BBC so hot for Reform?

As an author who also happens to have a book in @waterstones.bsky.social, I at least know the difference between paperback and hardback books, which he’s standing in front of…

I think it’s time to tell the big orange bed-shitter to shove his tariffs up his arse and fuck off while he’s doing it 👍🏻

While people at home are dreading the next energy bill landing in their inbox, fossil fuel bosses are filling their coffers We need a permanent, tightened windfall tax to claw back every penny of excess profit being made on this crisis and put it towards supporting households

Chelsea’s Road Men/Faces of JD Sports being taught a footballing lesson here by the perennial cheats. Hope Fulham aren’t stupid enough to appoint Rosenior when he inevitably gets the tin tack.

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Disappointed by that West Ham result. Hopefully they’re still doomed but if not I’d happily take Forest or Spurs. Can’t lose really 🤷🏻‍♂️

Two weeks’ respite from all the hilarious ‘end of the world’ observations on Bsky is an extra-special added bonus.

*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬

Still time for England to get Igor Tudor in.

Ice cold from Cole Palmer. Dickhead 🥶

Have felt for some time that the miserable fortunes of the England team are intrinsically bound up with ITV, Gabriel Clarke and Sam Matterface.

Oh god, here he comes, the sullen face of JD Sports

These Bielsa sides are such a pleasure to watch 🙃

Looking forward to welcoming Ben White back into the England fold 🇷🇸

Now they’re playing Catatonia. Get some John Cale on lads.

That’s been coming. The Welsh have done a Fulham.

Care not a jot for Craig Bellamy and the Welsh National team, but want Harry to do well. Perplexing.

Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted? All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.

These endless ‘Arsenal title anxiety’ pieces are getting really dull. Do better.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

School bans Twilight & Terry Pratchett books. Their rationale / excuse (hidden at end of article)? "the school admits that the categorisations of the books were written using AI, writing: “Although the categorisation was generated using AI, I consider this classification to be broadly accurate.”"

All downhill from here, lads. #FFC

Seems Donnie’s special bed-shitting exercise is about to crash the global economy. Way to go America!

British photographer Peter Marshall Death to Fascism: Battersea Bus Shelter, Wandsworth 1980 #PeterMarshall #Photography

Cupid’s really let himself go 💘 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...

Considering beachwear for Burnley at home on Sat. ⚫️⚪️⛱️ #FFC

Shaping up to be a splendid night in the Champs League.

Wrote about my enduring love for Point Break, and how it shaped the most important friendship of my life x www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

There’s something quite obscene about these red-carpet Oscar dickheads capering about for the cameras.

Jesus Christ this is dull. Fulham not an easy watch this season.

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

Keep Farage as far away from power as possible! #NeverVoteReform

Increasingly starting to feel like Fulham dodged a bullet with Rosenior. Although I may feel different when we end up with Ange next season.

Pickford not covering himself in glory there, the halfwit.

Believe me, I have no love for Arsenal, but these endless articles about their boring/negative/‘ugly’ approach to games are getting rather tedious

Pedro Neto. When he’s not busy cheating he’s bullying young boys. Colour me surprised.

Just listened to Springsteen’s dismal take on ‘Rainy Night in Soho’. From a forthcoming SM covers album that also features… Kate Moss 🙃