Anyways here's my knockers, send a tip if you wanna say thank you $AsherJayne

I often find myself not knowing what to do with my life. For the past several years, my main goal was to survive long enough to know peace. Now that I have it, what do I do with my life?

After being on a boat for awhile, I get why pirates were drunk and slept in hammocks 😭

⚠️TW: 💀⚠️ - - - Sometimes I wonder if people have songs play through their head when they die. Like do people think of a death theme song? (I don't wanna die to find out, but I think it's interesting)

When you gotta look up the environmental structure and classification of wetlands just so you don't sound dumb by calling everything a swamp in your dumb book 🤣

When you're sick as heck so you watch Roswell and nap, then draw your story OC and blow your nose all day

Death Death to the IDF🕺🏿🪩

My roommate was supposed to be my caregiver, and do dishes to pay their way for rent. Instead, they met a dude and dipped. It's been a couple months. Things didn't work out, they're supposedly coming back. My actual caregiver is also coming tomorrow. Should be interesting.

My goal is to consume enough salt that when I die my body is already fully preserved.

I am funniest between the hours of 10pm-2am but I’m past the age where that is an appropriate time to be awake. AITA

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Honestly at this point can anyone even say they're surprised? We knew this would happen from the last time he was in office.

Sorry for not posting I was busy having gay thoughts

Sunset on a plane, Trilobite fossils, and Cabrillo Marine Aquarium 🥰 #photography #marinelife #Earth #life #science #jellyfish #fossils #sunset #sea #animals

Invisible illness club 🌸✨️

This feels especially relevant today.

I fucking hate having SA dreams

youtu.be/vwsc8hC_ISI?... I'm also teaching myself to play instruments well, so soon I'll be writing my own music 😁

Guy who refers to anal as 'doing crack'

Standing to poop to establish my place as the alpha of the household

repost to protect yourself from Shane dawson

I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind

"No prison for Mangione" Seen in Verona, Italy

Stop asking me to choose between a soup or a bowl. Why can’t I have both

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

Shit is literally so crazy. There's no way I can be the only one thinking I have to do something cos no one else is?

I hate anxiety lol

My basically adopted family lost our grandma last night, the year is just Haze lol 😭

If you say we abandon red states, you kill a lot of dear friends of mine so fuck right off with that. We don't leave gerrymandered, vulnerable, decent people behind because of a zip code, you sanctimonious dicks.

Cheaper groceries my ass 🫠 Hope y’all are happy lololol

“If to you, God is where science has yet to tread, then God is the ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance.” -Neil DeGrasse Tyson

If there are 9 Nazis in a room with you and you don’t have problem with them. There are 10 Nazis in the room.

Politics were never boring you were just 12

I'll be at the city council working group this afternoon to hear Mayor Keith Wilson's plan to end unsheltered homelessness. I'll live tweet updates from the meeting. Follow this thread and stay tuned!

👋 #animalcrossing

LEONARD PELTIER IS FREE!!!!

Sorry everyone I'm just upsetti spaghetti monster 😭

I'm not religious BUT Matthew 21:12-17

“From Palestine to the Phillipiness…Stop the US war machine” Seen in Mexico City