The lad who hasn’t scored for almost 3 years hahahahaha

See, no fine.

Hahahahaha

I’m willing to allow Gakpo 4 shots per match. Any more than that is a fine unless it’s a goal.

Kerkez higher than Jones and Wirtz seems not the most effective.

Lol he’s on

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Never before seen commitment to the bit.

Email from the area's largest youth soccer org begging for kids to sign up for the *second* winter indoor rec session. Have you tried making it not cost $175 ($180.50 after processing fee) for 6 weeks? All volunteer coaches by the way.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Nice AI pretty boy.

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

Here he is taking the photo.

We salute you, Charles Clyde Ebbets

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year. Now you're upset? Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.

written by Cancer S. Cell

I don’t regularly bake but I wanted to be able to make my own biscuits for biscuits and gravy. America’s Test Kitchen has a YouTube video for “flakiest biscuits ever” and it got me there.

Not great, imo

Just crazy we give up the easiest goals

fucking hell this team

The proper english club players are always the biggest pissbabies

THey really are taking that away from Wirtz?

You fucking beaut Florian!

fucks sake

Maybe 4 guys stood still along their back line staring at the guy with the ball isn't the best attacking strategy.

How are refs still being conned by defenders falling over like that?

should have been a yellow

Didn't kick it out of bounds from the kick off. W incoming.

You'd think it would be simple for Peacock to put the pregame show on all the game feeds rather than just one. Instead, I'll just stare at stadium arial shots right up until the match starts.

There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it

Dom! Liverpool get lucky for the first time in 6 years, or something.

Great timing to be reminded of Ivan Perisic and how much I dislike him.

jfc

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

🎵 If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols and thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible. Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2

Is 14 not offside there?

Lmao

[there's no way he can blame this on democrats. even he's not that good.] Donald Trump is our nation's biggest mark but Dem leadership is so inept and fundamentally unpersuasive that they've lost a charisma contest to Steven Miller for ten years

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

oh ok then

It’s cliché to call the Boundary Waters a refuge, but it certainly was mine when I was a kid.

Midlife crisis but its buying CDs, DVSs, and video games.

Lmfao

No one can prepare you for how white you feel(derogatory) while listening to three6 knock the black off your ass.

Here's the full video

Must be a new cook at our favorite Indian restaurant. Medium-hot spice level is normally my sweet spot and it is whoopin my ass rn.