Every time I book a vacation flight at 6 am I swear it's the last time I ever f****** do it and then I get Alzheimer's.

Okay but the reason that it's there in footnote for and not in the holding of an opinion is because he and the rest of the court have taken all the tools for enforcing these restrictions out of the toolbox.

At Thanksgiving, 11yo Saw one episode of stranger things and now we are on season 5 🥲

Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas dissent because they understand this is all politics and that federalism is a strategy, not a philosophy.

When watching Elf (or Big) remember that it's not pedophilia if the child is an adult body.

BUT IT *DISRUPTED* AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART

DOJ's latest dump of Trump documents is designed to make you think that this is the worst that's in there about Trump But that almost assuredly is false.

Title IX still protects trans people and if Oklahoma fired a trans ta because someone went on an anti-trans screed in the paper that deserved a zero, I hope that ta gets a billion dollars.

A hateful appeal to intolerance, all the more loathsome because he knows exactly what he's doing

In the summer of 1950 most US newspapers ran an AP story about how race had become the main issue in the upcoming Georgia governor's race. Segregationist Herman Tallmadge, governor from '47 to '55 and then a Senator until 1981 made a name for himself by refusing to "apologize for being a white man."

Instead, we'll have an hour debate between Nick Fuentes (of the right) and Ben Shapiro (of the left) about whether the 15th Amendment should be repealed

The vice president, singling out for overtly racist abuse a natural-born US citizen whose only non-racial political relevance is he recently lost a primary for mayor of the country's 46th largest municipality.

The final night.

Happy Chanukah 🎶 www.instagram.com/reel/DSGFshY...

Last night both kids misbehaved so I took away their screen for today and they are both happily destroying the house, how come I am the one getting punished here?

Can somebody explain to me the target audience for Noah Smith?

11yo got only about 25% right.

Refs won't let the eagles lose this don't worry

Night seven. Hoodies. Kids still haven't gotten it.

Committee should never have given Ohio State a bye straight into the semifinals.

Does Jake Paul know that hulk Hogan was like one of the worst people ever to live?

I’m seeing some suggestions that the administration that is lawlessly killing people at sea also failed to comply with statutory document release requirements. Say it ain’t so.

G'd save the King is an embarrassing national anthem. Be a real country, not some Mickey mouse b*******.

Night 6. Any more guesses?

boy I hope the guy I want to coach Michigan football loses by a billion tonight

The Epstein Files, everybody!

It's worth pointing out that ice puts people in civil detention, that is, they have not been convicted of any crimes. The 8th Amendment doesn't even apply to them, not because we can treat them cruelly and I usually, but because they cannot be punished *at all.*

It must be because Thapur and Readler just really care about the rights of criminal defendants.

Romney doing politics by mad libs.

Very cool!

I'm shocked Trump isn't releasing all of the Epstein files.

To be fair to Justice kavanaugh, he never defined what he meant by brief 🫠

Do all of you think that tiktok is going to stay TikTok when teenagers are bombarded with a bunch of maga videos? No, they're going to leave, just like they left Facebook and Twitter.

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

I mean one obvious problem is that if people were provided a set of accurate facts, very few people would be conservatives. Protecting the rich and hurting a bunch of pretty normal hardworking people is not actually super popular.

I can't top this

"The left has not ONCE Said thank you for our 'Trigger the Libs' agenda"

Night 5: tevas.

Maybe this is like when Jews name their children after a living person.

I regret to inform you that Ilya Shapiro is continuing to embarrass himself.

4th night.

Apropos of nothing, Justice Brennan was right to enjoin Nixon's invasion of Cambodia, which lacked congressional authorization 🫠

The National Review finally has a thought about our war with Venezuela. Love that hard-hitting analysis.

For Hanukkah gifts my wife picks out little clues to where we are going for spring break, starting out super obscure and getting less so overtime So far we have gotten: King Arthur garlic bread mix packages A variety of salty snacks Any guesses?

They sent somebody to Guantanamo for obstruction of law enforcement? For simple assault?

Thousands of people will die from an unnecessary war, which we never would have had to fight to distract us from the Epstein files if Democrats didn't demand the Epstein files be released. - By Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein

I don't think we would have to uplift Muslims every time Jews are hurt if it weren't for the fact that every time Jews were hurt, a certain segment of the Jewish population uses it to try to inflict harm on the Muslim and pro-Palestinian communities.

It was totally a good idea to give an insane person with dementia the keys to our military

So if my board fires me I can just not obey? I don't know how this works.