@dens.nyc If there's a bug report screen I haven't gotten there yet as I got stuck here!

Petition to ban the members of congress from using nannies, spouses, or any other method of childcare on the days after daylight savings switch so they can feel the full pain of what they could easily resolve.

I waited in line and shared a table/Apple employee with a guy who was just genuinely excited about getting a new phone, seemingly out of the cynical sphere of devs and Apple people (me very much included), and it was really refreshing and nice. I wanna be more like that guy.

it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/

For many years I have been posting little observations online. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings because they should be seen 🧵

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

In a few years: So I was bitching memes at my friends last night [...] *nods all around*

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

Just discovered swiping over from your last tab in Safari opens a new tab. Neat!

I'm not sure what this is in Sounds and Haptics (I was disabling the haptic taps for the keyboard in iOS 26) but I'm gonna turn it on and find out I guess

My desk has weird ergonomics and I don't know why. I have my monitor on an arm, an adjustable height desk, and an aeron chair but somehow still feel like I get into uncomfortable positions. It's probably my complete lack of posture

Posted for no reason whatsoever youtu.be/a35rNEBNiO4?...

Rift Riff is OUT NOW!! Jump a rift, fight off monsters, plunder their world. store.steampowered.com/app/2800900/... Buy it Try it Review it Repost the heck outa’ this!!1! … and here's a feature trailer explaining what I think is noteworthy about our tower defense game! youtu.be/ePCOuvXU-t0

If you’re curious how I built a slingshot mechanic to control real-world lights with my Apple Vision Pro — Part 3 of the tutorial series is out now! 👉 youtu.be/vSOhotNFPuc 🖖 Detect a peace gesture using ARKit hand tracking 💥 Launch virtual projectiles with RealityKit physics

Deep Dish Swift 2025 is over but… we aren’t done yet 👀 (🔊 Sound on)

One time in college I wasn't sure what to order so I pointed at a plate someone was picking up from a counter at a local Chinese place. Owner said what it was, couldn't hear, go w/ the flow. Spiciest and most delicious noodle dish I ever had. Tried a lot over 4 years, never found it on the menu.

I found the most incredible graph on the other site

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incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game “Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.” Bulls lost the game

Me in the national security team group chat

Why is everyone eating banana cream pie today and how do I get some?

Welcome back king

The new layoff strategy: make your employees travel?

I find WD-40ing squeaky doors into silence so satisfying

Apple should release a severance floor Apple Vision Pro environment. Easiest marketing ever. Semi-dystopian though

Bret Taylor getting another unsolicited takeover letter from Elon for a company of which he is board chair.

new insane tech job listing just dropped

Sometimes technology is awesome

In what is even more ironic: one of the top three recommended registrars also reached out amongst the lines of “we got a lot of business from this post. We understand it’s probably because there was no sponsorship involved. But we now really want to sponsor something similar.” 💀

No time is more fraught with risk of interruption than the 30 seconds after I sit down with a fresh coffee.

My Apple Watch band is irritating the nerves in my hand and exacerbating some minor carpal tunnel I've got. I thought it was only my left where I have a plate in my wrist but seems to be both.

I hope the actor for Milchick has seen this www.reddit.com/r/SeveranceA...

This is interesting to me as to the stated goals of bluesky (open/federated?) are somewhat antithetical to the value of "publishing her cartoons exclusively". While I don't think Mark has a financial investment in bluesky yet, it shows how money thinks about things they are emotionally invested in.

Alright wait wait wait. It's old. Over a year old. And its last post was March 2024. Need far more evidence they're doing this at scale and have "started again"

This is barely any effort and seems more interesting to follow.

Why is facebook making 'real' people with AI? Do something interesting. Make it be a person on Mars, a dog on a space station, a mole person living under the white house.

The real terminator was Michael Jordan, sent back in time to fulfill his AI purpose: to sell Nikes.

The new default reply to all radars

My kingdom for the Apple Vision Pro to not have a dead battery every time I try to put it on. How's this still not solved. Make it shut down when it's been off my head for an hour I don't care.

I think in the new year I will finally give Kagi a real try.

Sadly my daughter has learned this Christmas season that the lyrics to jingle bells are not in fact: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, You're the best horse in the country-o, And the one who says hey!"

I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.

I collect creative hobbies like a hoarder collects dead cats I am not perfect.

A wizard is neither too thick nor too thin, he is precisely the thiccness he intends to be.

Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error. nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

"There was a bruise on the wall and I had to fix it" my daughter exclaims while holding up a pair of pliers...

Basically anybody whenever I introduce them to the weird music I like:

This is how the Midwest decides to welcome me back from California...

Reminder that if your feed is often populated by stuff from the same few people who post a lot, there's a feed called Quiet Posters which shows you stuff from people you follow who post less often: bsky.app/profile/why....

When Apple actually has a good story to tell. What a complete and utter tonal shift from their intelligence ads and I love it. Of course it's basically targeting me as a dad of small kids but still youtu.be/EvnJhwIwqds?...